Chapter 10
AN: If u flam den ur a world piece hatr. Dnt hat8 on Harmony! She was jealous n she needed 2 get rid of da roofys so she gave dem to rainbow, plz dnt judge her cuz shes a nice bitch! OMG SORRY!1 I mean Witch!
Today the day wuz dark and not bright probz becuz Dumbldoor killed the last whorecrucks whitch is a piece of roten fruit transformed into a mammal or even human! Only dis time da whorecrucks wuz nut mammal or human it was WIGHEAD da POSTMASTR GENERAL!1111x
Rainbow tried 2 mack Harry fell betr but he wuz 2 high 2 care n he luvved MADongal anway. Aperenelty de r playing da bagpipes in da local band (its nut actually a badn okaaay…. Dey r just havin sezual contactz).
Harry also nodiced that Harmony wuz nut smoking da tentacle leaves wif Rainbow anymore n she was dressed normal, nut in her hippy world peace posr tiedie.
Mean while, Rainbo did what he dose…. Actin stoopid!
Latter in da dey Harry Porter went to Stups class and he xpressed his condalenses to him becuz he loved Postmastrat 1 time. Den….. Dumbledoor and the LORD of DARKNESS, LIGHTNESS and everything in between began dueling in class.
"I have alredy killed ur whorekruckz Lord Darkness!" "BUT I can get it back" he yelled so loudly that only dumbledoor could hear. "I no u came here 2nite becuz u need da blood of a student to bring bac Postmastr General demumbledoor yelled!"
"Indeed! I no just da student" Harry cum wif me if u want to saf Postmastr!
"How do u no I luv Postmastr?" harry axed directly 2 Lord Darkness, Lightness n everything in between?
He said back right to Harry, "my spy SnupStup haz told me abot ur crush on da burd n now ill help u n u will help me!" Den Dumbledoor raised his wand and stuck it in Stup's ear (it went all da way in becuz stup was nut high at da moment) "Especialarmis" he bellowed and stup fell to the floor….
Was he dead? I dunno. (I might ned him 4 l8r chaptas so idk if he is axually ded yet!