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Chapter 7 Mix up My Ass!
I've been Riding Sheik for about an hour now, and frankly I'm starting to be in great pain. I'm so sore it's like I've been sent to hell for no reason what so ever. I swear to god, once I catch up with Link I'm going to kill him. You know what, no I won't, I'll castrate him instead. But then again it's not like he needs anything down south anyway considering how he doesn't ever actually like anyone… Maybe he's gay…
Thankfully I haven't had a need to use any of my arrows yet. I ran over at least five of those purple monster thingies when they tried to attack me while I was still riding on my horse. Is everything in Hyrule idiotic?
The ride back to Ordan didn't take nearly as long as I thought it would. Sheik is one fast horse. Nothing compared to Epona, but he's still really fast. Once I stepped into the woods it felt like it's been for ever, when really it was only just about week. I never thought it was possible to miss a place so much. Sheik cantered down the long narrow paths that lead to the clearing I first met Link at, and suddenly I felt the need to be hugged. Or at least talk to Link about something. I almost want to apologize for what I said to him. I guess I over reacted a little, but it was a lesson he needed to learn.
Ordan was so quiet, it's almost depressing. You would have thought that some one di-… That's right, they don't know we survived do they? All the villagers probably think that all of their children died. No one was out of their house, and it's such a beautiful day out. When I noticed Epona being parked out in front of Ilia's house, I sprinted. So freaking close to Link I could almost feel his stupidity. Yeah, I have a stupidity radar inside my brain. It's actually pretty cool, but it's also hell at the same time. Can you imagine being able to feel other peoples stupidity? It's like feeling your brain slowly melt into mush. Maybe Hulu is really taking over my brain… Nah, they don't know about this place anyway, so I think I'm safe.
Anyway, back to the point. When I saw Epona I quickly went to Bo's house preparing a speech and everything for when I see Link. Right before I entered I put my scary face on, usually it would scare my older brothers, so just imagine what it would do to Elf-Boy. Once I was prepared to scare the hell out of Link, I opened the door, and my oh so scary pissed off expression fell when I saw that no one was there. Looking around I noticed everything was just the way it has always been… Well to my knowledge at least.
"Hey! Anyone home?" I yelled into the house. I listened quietly for a response and heard what sounded like a grunt. "Hello?" I said a little quieter getting an even louder grunt from the back room. Ilia never actually let me back there when ever I came over so I never really cared about it. "Link?"
I peeked into the back room and saw an image I hope I never see again in my life. Mayor Bo, big fat Mayor Bo, was wrestling Link… Shirtless. Do you know how pale that man is?!?!?! Being fat and pale isn't attractive, at all. Well, maybe to someone else, but for me it's just disturbing. So me finding the image of Link and Bo pretty much hugging each other made me do something loud and obnoxious…
"OH MY 'insert beep here' GOD! PUT A 'beep' SHIRT ON!" yes, I yelled at them and swore at them. What can I say, I'm still pissed off at Link and now I'm sore beyond belief from horse back riding for an hour. I think I have a right to yell.
My yelling at them only got Link's attention, so he pretty much became road kill because Bo ran him over then threw him out of the ring… Hard, really hard. He was thrown out so hard he went flying a good five feet and then landed with a grunt.
"You know Link, if you can't beat Bo there's no way in hell you'll be able to beat the Gorons." I said smartly putting my hands on my hips and smirking before going over to him. Link groaned in pain as he tried to get up from the nice rock solid floor that just collided with his back only a few moments ago. Too bad for him I wasn't about to show him any mercy. He doesn't deserve it. He really doesn't. "By the way Idiot, next time you decide to leave me behind, make sure I can't follow you." I was now standing next to him waiting for him to say something in response. "Well?"
Hissing he stood up straight rubbing his soon to be bruised back. He looked at me with guilt in his eyes and started to bite his lower lip. I'm not sure if he was being nervous about saying something to me, or if he was just in pain. All I know is that he got back up and 'walked' back over to the ring and looked up at Bo.
"She's right you know, if you don't beat me there's no way you'll be able to beat them. Let's try again." Link nodded, his red and starting to bruise back facing me. Oh I'm going to enjoy this. Little did I know that at the beginning of the wrestling it was tradition to stomp, and it was too late when I realized that when a fat man stomps he jiggles. No seriously, he was like Jell-O, pasty, nasty, white Jell-O. Yeah, let's not think about it any more it's making me gag.
I turned away from the scene so I would stop gagging, at least professional sumo wrestlers from earth aren't pasty white, the only way I can describe it is like watching Fat Bastard from Austin Powers: Gold Member. You know how he's Scottish and pasty and freaking huge, just like now except Bo isn't Scottish or whatever. It was only when I heard grunting and slapping when I turned around. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life, reason being Link was being bitch slapped by Bo, over and over again. It's freaking hilarious.
Know how earlier I was telling you how I could feel the stupidity from Link melting my brain? Well I wasn't exaggerating, if I was then I wouldn't have been standing next to the ring; which Link was once again thrown out of, but this time he gave a fight so instead of landing five feet away from the ring he landed on top of me, and me being the complete klutz I am, ended up smacking my head on the rock flooring. Last thing I heard was a sickening crack, and my head never hurt more.
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I'm not sure if where I was is real or not, honestly I don't even know where my concussion landed me. I couldn't see anything other than completely darkness and water, well and myself of course.
"Where the hell am I?" I asked the empty space surrounding me. If this is my subconscious then I'm more simple than I thought.
"I am sorry for the pain that we have caused you but believe me when I say it was necessary…" A deep voice echoed in the emptiness. A bright light came from behind me and I turned around shocked at the brightness, causing me to fall down onto the water… but not into it… wow this place is weird. "Do not be afraid. I shall not hurt you Lost One," Strangely I could see passed the bright light to see a golden goat staring at me. Great it's bad enough that I'm hallucinating, but now animals are talking to me. Most people wouldn't talk back to a talking animal, but I'm me and this animal looks like it could kill me by stepping on me once, it's huge! "And to answer your question, you are in the Spirit realm. This is where we, the other Great Spirits and I, watch over Hyrule. If you don't believe me look down."
"I'll take your word for it, I'm not a huge fan of heights. And don't worry about hurting me, it happens when there's a war, people die." Of course what I thought he- It meant by hurting me was when he made people die before my eyes.
"Lost One, I am sorry about that as well, but that is not what I meant by hurting you."
"Say Wha?"
"As you may know by now, when you go from your world to Hyrule you need your mind to momentarily shut down."
"You mean my concussions don't you?" My face screamed 'you have got to be kidding me'. It's nod answered my question.
"In a panic to save Hyrule, we accidentally sent you here, Lost One. No need to worry though, the one that shall help the chosen one defeat this great evil is now here."
"You lost me," This is like trying to listen to Andrew explaining World of War Craft; which he has tried to do on several occasions, completely useless and pointless. "Are you trying to say that this is all one giant mix up?" Once again the freakish talking goat nodded it's head. "Meaning I'm not suppose to be here?" Nod, "Then who the hell?… SREJ! THAT STUPID MARY-SUE!!!" Wow, I'm not sure if I'm angry or just depressed. Talk about not being wanted. After a minute of me rambling on about how I hate her I finally just stopped and turned back to the Golden Animal. "What's going to happen to me then?"
"You will remain in Hyrule until the Chosen One saves the rest of the spirits of Hyrule. Then we will have enough power to send you back. For your own safety Michelle, leave this to the Chosen Ones,"
"Hell no. Link can't do this on his own. I won't let him. No matter what it takes. Next time you choose to steal some one from their world make sure you got the right person." The expression on the Spirit's face was sorrowful, as if he knew something horrible will happen.
" If that is what you wish." A greater light started to shine from between it's antlers and it blinded me, then suddenly the water was no longer holding me up, but dragging me down instead.
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Shooting up while gasping for breath, I once again hit my head against something hard. This time I was almost thankful for the pain though, because I knew that I was home this time. When I opened my eyes and saw fierce blue ones staring back in relief, I had my proof.
"Elenya are you okay? You've been out for an hour." I could feel a smile slowly creep onto my face as I continued to look at him.
"Never better," And for once I think I was actually telling the truth. A small smile showed up onto his face before he helped me up off of the rock flooring. We walked out of the Mayor's house, side by side, to our horses. "Oh Link, you got the secret weapon from Bo right?" Link just nodded his head before we got on our horses and left Ordan. _________________
"Link, do you have a crush on anyone?" I asked bored of the silence between us on our trip back to the village. Besides, my future threats depends on his answer.
"Crush?"
"Yeah you know, secretly infatuated with anyone." I said hoping that I worded it correctly. His face went bright red, and he started choking on his spit or something. In that order. "Ooooh Link has a crush! Tell me tell me!" I said bouncing up and down in my saddle like a little girl, only to get Sheik to angrily snort at doing damage to his back. "Sheik cry me a bridge and get over it. So, Link who is she?" I asked with a sly smile on my face.
"W-well, I-if I told you it wouldn't be a secret now would it?" I turned my lips into a childish pout before sticking my tongue out at him. He just laughed at my childish antics. Once we got to Kakoriko Bridge I threw Sheik into a full out gallop before yelling 'race ya' over my shoulder to Link. Epona and Link quickly caught up with us, and once they did I yelled at Sheik to go faster while laughing.
We turned the corner into the Village and we slowed down declaring it a tie, even though we both know I won. I just wanted to sooth his ego… Okay he won and he was just being nice so he said that it was a tie. THERE I SAID IT!!! GET OFF MY CASE!! Epona and Sheik were panting as if they never ran so hard before, and they probably haven't.
"Elenya! You're back! I thought you left me for ever my love!" My eye twitched at the thought of me being anyone's 'love'.
"Kehoe you ever call me that again I swear to Go-Din that I will castrate you." Suddenly I was tackled to the dusty ground my two children. "Well hello." I said once I could breathe again. I saw Beth and Talo on top of me.
"Elli, your so mean! I thought that you left us here for good!" Beth said with tears in her eyes. Since when was I Elli? "I thought that you and Link weren't going to come back for us…" Tears started to pour down her face.
"Aw, Honey, I'd never just leave you alone. Ranardo was here with you. Besides someone had to tell your parents that all of you are alright." She nodded hugged me once more and let me get up off of the dirt ground. Once I got up I turned my head and saw Ranardo with his daughter standing next to the sanctuary in their calm demeanor. He just nodded to me in what I like to think was respect. He moved aside and let my little blue eyed soldier come out.
Colin walked over to me with the same soft face I saw him with last night. His blue eyes shined with admiration, for who I'll never know. Okay that's a lie, the admiration is for Link, it's not that hard to figure out, but still.
"Thank you," Colin said as he bowed down in front of me.
"Uh, your welcome?"
"Link told me about how you saved me, I owe you my life," I blinked a few times before finally having what he said process.
"What are you talking about?! Link saved your life not me! I just helped out every now and then. Really what I did was nothing!"
"Come on Elenya, if you weren't there I would have died and you know it." Link said attacking me with his fierce blue orbs. I turned to him, glaring.
"We'll talk about this later," He gave a deep sigh as he headed to the hotel. Jackass.
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"Link, why the hell did you tell Colin that I saved him?" I asked angrily at him, why am I angry? Oh simply because Link gave me the credit for something he did. Sure he's completely right about me saving his little ass, but still that's not the point. The point is that he was suppose to take the credit, and he was the one that was supposed to do all that crazy stuff. On his own. If it wasn't for stupid Srej then there wouldn't be a need for me… Man that's a depressing thought.
"Because you did," He was sitting in the hot spring resting his head on a rock pillar. "If you didn't show up I would have died."
"No you wouldn't have! You little idiot!" I was waste deep into the water, my tunic was washed and now I was wearing it as water clothes. We decided we would take a break from the hero business just long enough to heal our bruises and our cuts, for me it was more along the lines of calming my sore muscles. "I only followed you because you brought Srej along with you! If you went on your own there wouldn't have been a need," I sat down in a shallow area of the hot spring letting the hot water cover my shoulders. " I know you can protect yourself. I'm not an idiot, if you couldn't protect yourself then we would all be dead right now. You saved us from those black monsters." My eyes looked up at the sky and I saw the red tint of the sky over head. " Why did you take Srej with you anyway…"
There was a moment of silence before he spoke his answer to my rhetorical question.
"Because she helped me fight. I needed to find something in the Forest Temple before I could come find you guys." My eyes found their way back to Link's face and I saw him staring back at me. His never ending gaze scared me, he really does have pretty eyes though. "I found her in the most dangerous room of the temple. Believe it or not she's very good with a sword.." I snorted in disbelief, I mean seriously? Srej doesn't even look like she can handle a tennis racket. " I guess I just thought that she would have helped me."
"I thought that's what I was for," Suddenly he got up and moved over to me, once he got to me he forcefully grabbed me by the shoulders and looked my in eye. I wasn't sure if I should be scared or shocked. "Link…"
"Don't even think that I don't appreciate what you've done for me. The only reason why I didn't take you to save Colin was because I didn't want you to get hurt." I refused to look at him, instead I looked off to the side.
"You did though… More than you know. When you took her instead of me… I…" I shut my eyes and took a deep breath. Trying to get off the subject that I know we didn't have to dwell on. This is stupid of me. "You know, let's just drop it. It wasn't that important." He let go of my shoulders and sat next to me. We watched the sun go down together as we just soaked in the clear water. I think this is the most at ease I've been in a long time. Then Link, being the idiot he is had to ruin my serenity.
"Did you learn anything from your past?" Oh shit, not this again. I felt my body tense, and I felt like I was about to have a nervous break down… Well maybe I can tell the truth.
"No," see it's the truth, I'm not learning about the past… wait no that's a lie. "Actually I did learn something," this grabbed even more of his attention than I could have possibly wanted. Ah great Mickey, what did you just get yourself into? "Srej and I were found by you for the same reason. Not sure what that reason is just yet, but still it's something right?" I tucked my legs in wrapped my arms around them and rested my head on my knees, so my face was looking towards him. "Why are you doing all of this?"
This time it was his turn to freeze. I know it's bad of me to put him on the spot like this, but it's going to make me feel better about what I have to do in order to keep him from finding out what's really going on.
"W-well s-someone has to right? I mean, what do you think would happen if I didn't?" He doesn't want to know.
"I think I would have one less friend." I guess what I said really got to him or something, because he didn't say anything after that.
"Hey Link get the hell away from my girl!" Damn him… That stupid Kehoe. He was just outside of the hot spring glaring hell at him. If looks could kill Link would be dead right now and I'd have to save Hyrule all on my lonesome. That would suck ass.
"Damn it Kehoe! How many times do I have to tell you! I'm not your girl! I don't like you that way and I never will!" That arrogant smirk of his just spread on his face like wild fire.
"Your just saying it because you're in denial. You love me more than life it's self! You think the sun rises and sets for me."
"No I think the sun rises and sets for Hyrule. Now go before how I hurt you." His smirk grew into a smile and a false soft look came into his eyes as he opened up his arms.
"Oh my Love! Come here and give your future husband a kiss." Okay that's it! I got up swiftly and stalked over to him.
"You really want a kiss? I mean if I kiss you will you leave me alone?"
"Of course my love." I gave him a false loving look and told him to shut his eyes. Once he did I curled my hand into a fist and kissed it. Kehoe started to pucker his lips next thing you know he was on the ground with a black eye..
"That's something I would like to call a kiss of pain. NOW LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE YOU STALKER!" I stomped back into the water and sat right back down next to a wide eyed Elf-Boy with a gaping mouth. I looked at him with a blank face and then glared back at the scurrying figure of stupid little Kehoe. Oh come on Link, you know he had it coming." He just blinked and response before I started using him as a pillow. "You know, as awesome as this might be, we're probably will turn all prune-ish if we don't get out soon." Link just did his little gasp thing in response. "Yeah, I think we can stay for another ten minutes or so."
"Elenya wake up." I quiet voice called to me. Not like a shy voice though no. It was gentle voice, almost elegant sounding to the extreme. And there's only one voice that sounds like, it's so elegant that I want shoot the owner because it only makes her that much more perfect than she already is.
"Go the hell away Srej." I could only imagine her rolling her eyes at my want for more sleep.
"Elenya, it's already sun up."
"Shut up before I send Llama's after you."
"Link's leaving for the mines in ten minutes. If you don't get up now you're going to miss him." That got me up. He better not be thinking about leaving me all on my lonesome here. I love the kids just as much as the next person, but I'm not going stay here with them and some how get tricked into becoming Kehoe's fiancée. I'd rather get a bomb flower shoved down my throat and have it explode. You know what the sad part of that is? I'm not even joking at all. I'm completely dead serious.
When I got up from the spot on the floor I claimed as my sleeping spot I pushed Srej out of the door to put on my tunic on. It's dry so it's all cool. After getting dressed I ran to the corner of the room and grabbed Zira's quiver full of arrows and bow, but when I was leaving the hotel Srej saw me with my equipment and gave me one of those ' what the hell are you thinking about doing?' looks. Me being in a rush just ignored her and then ran towards Link who was standing right across from the hotel all set and ready to go.
"Hey Link! You ready to go wrestle some Gorons?" Strangely I was in a very good this morning. I don't have the slightest idea though. Link nodded with a slight smile before pushing himself off of the rock wall that he was leaning on.
"Link let's go… Elenya why do you have a quiver full of arrows and a bow? Are you coming with us?" Us… As in she was going to be alone with Link?! Wait why do I even care if she's alone with him? The worst thing she could do to him is kiss hi- you know what, I don't even want to think about it. All I know right now is my good feeling's gone and I completely blame that stupid Mary-Sue. It's all her fault. I blame her for everything including puberty. God I hate her with her unnatural singing skills and her parenting skills. She drives me nuts. I hope the fire slugs burn her or something.
I put a fake smile on my face after holding a strong urge to roll my eyes.
"Why yes Sue, I'm going with you. If you have a problem with it I suggest you learn how to deal with it." Link rolled his eyes at my attitude towards Srej, I guess he doesn't like the way I treat the people I have problems with.
"I never said I had a problem with it did I?" She stated as she quirked her brow.
"No but you were thinking it." I don't like this cat… he reads minds. God I really want to watch Ice Age… I wonder when the next one's coming out. I really do love Sid. He's amazingly stupid, but it's funny. Not like Link's stupidity. That's just stressful. Srej's face just fell at my comment.
"You can read minds?!" I laughed so loud you would have thought the tickle monster was attacking me and going to try to kill me.
"Yes, yes I can." my statement was dripping with sarcasm. That's when I realized Link already started to make his descent of Death Mountain. "Hey Link wait up! Don't leave me alone with a Sue! JERK!"
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"Are we there yet?"
"No,"
"…"
"…"
"How about now?"
"Elenya just shut your mouth." It's been about five hours since we started walking up the mountain. Now I'm really bored with out anything to entertain myself with. God right now would be an awesome time to have my game boy with me, and I bet Link does too, because he's getting very testy with me.
"I spy with my little eye… something that's green." I know it's a little kid's game but it's a game my brothers always play with me after they get hoodwinked into playing. They like to call me the 'I spy Nazi' which I am.
"Link's outfit."
"Nope." And this is why. It get's really intense when I play.
"Your eyes?"
"Aw Link that's so cute, you noticed the color of my eyes! You're such a sweet heart!" I jumped him from behind and kissed his cheek. "But no. Not my eyes." This guy is such a virgin it's hilarious, his face turned bright, bright red and couldn't say anything with out stuttering. He didn't say anything for the rest of the way there, so it was some what of a guessing game between Srej and myself.
"My eyes."
"No, why would I care what color eyes you have?" I'm a bitch I know.
"How would I know?" I glared at her and let her win this battle. But the next one… oh she'll pay.
Strangely the mountain has been quiet today; which really isn't something I was expecting. I thought that there would be Gorons coming at us from left and right. I hate it when I'm wrong, because when I'm wrong I end up getting bored, cold, or just in a really bad mood.
"Srej, you're a real pain in the ass I hope you know that." She just glared at me with her emerald eyes burning with hate. At least the feeling's mutual. It was only a few seconds later she pulled me out of the way of a rolling Goron that was thrown by our favorite Elf-Boy. "Din Link! Could you try not to kill me please?! It would be much appreciated." I pushed Srej away before I started to hike up the mountain again leaving Srej and Elf-Boy behind. In my defense I believe they completely deserve it. I mean Link nearly killed me and I just hate her so it's all good.
Too bad for me I'm only human though, because once I got over one of the million cliffs we have to climb, there was a Goron getting ready to run me over. Fear started crawling up my spine as the humanoid rock rolled closer to me.
"Link…. HURRY!," I yelled with my eyes closed. Right when I was ready for impact, and most likely my premature death, instead of hard rock, I felt a soft cloth rub up against the skin of my face. I hate how I always have and always will have the worst luck, but I guess right now I guess my luck is a little better though, because every time I get in trouble Link is always there to get me out of it. Sadly, my luck isn't too good because when Link was throwing the Goron passed me, he accidentally elbowed me in the chest… Hard.
Do you know how strong that guy is? It's freakish, I'm telling you right now, because when he elbowed me it had enough force behind it to make me fall to the ground and loose all my breath. How much you wanna bet that there's gonna be a huge ass bruise too.
"Elenya, are you alright? You shouldn't have went a head of us."
"Don't worry Elf-Boy, I'm fine." My sternum was throbbing and tears were falling down my face. Damn that hurt. That guy could give one hell of CPR, the person would never die… Or of course he would break the sternum all together and kill the poor person. The look on his face was so soft, it really scared me. I think he's bipolar or something. I stood up after Link got up off from on top of me. Okay he wasn't really on top of me, but still, he was leaning over me.
His eyes somehow looked different from before. The kind of remind me of Colin's. Speaking of Colin, I hope he's okay. I know he can probably go a day with out me watching over him, but I worry about him. I guess all the bad things that happen to every one around here always happen when I'm around. Man can today get any worse? I feel like an emo kid.
Dear Diary, mood epithetic. Stop my breathing and slit my throat… I must be emo, I don't jump around when I go to shows… I must be emo.
Any way… yeah… wow all this hiking is really starting to get boring. I mean in the game there's a Goron attacking you like every five feet. Why can't that happen now? Not like I want Link to be exhausted by the time we reach the mines, but still. I jus want something to happen damn it!
"Link?"
"Yeah Elenya?" He stopped walking and turned his head so he could look over his shoulder.
"Are we there yet?" He just sighed while Srej glared and I groaned knowing the answer. This really is the worst hike I've ever been on.
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"DUDE! That is one big rock! It's glowing too…I wanna touch it."
"No!. Elenya it's hot you'll burn yourself." You know that creator area, where there's about fifty Gorons already to attack you then you get them to curl up on a ball and use them as a slingshot to get Link up there? Yeah there's only one. I believe that there's this thing that came to Death Mountain and ate all the Gorons. I really wanted to see one too. So since I really don't have to worry too much about them giving me the hug of death, I was trying to entertain myself with the big glowing rock in the center of the creator. Well that and I'm trying to get Link and Srej pissed off. It really doesn't take much to piss off Srej, I just have to breathe and she gets angry at me. Well no, she hates me because I'm closer to Link than she is. Well what can I say? My little Elf-Boy is a cutie!
"Elenya, you are such a five year old."
"Yeah well at least I'm not a Mary-Sue…" She gave me a death glare as I continued to walk next to Link.
"What's a Mary-Sue? You love using that phrase but I don't have a clue what you mean."
"Some one who does everything perfectly and is annoyingly good at anything they do the first time they try something new,"
"Oh,"
"So you're just jealous of me then?" what?! I am not jealous of that whore!
"I am not jealous of you, you whore!" Link gasped at my foul language and accusation. Yeah, maybe it was a little much, but you know I guess I am a little envious of her. I mean she was the one that was picked to help Link, and she can do anything right the first time or at least she can catch on freakishly fast. "Come on Link grow up, we're all adults, we can use adult language."
"That's not adult language! That's just barbaric language, what makes you think that she doesn't commit herself to a loved one?"
"Because she's a Sue, that's what they do!"
"That's an unfair generalization,"
"No it's the truth."
"Link,"
" Do you have any proof?"
"Link…"
"Why the hell are you defending her?!"
"…There's a Goron coming after us."
"Why are you accusing her?!"
"LINK!"
"WHAT?!" We both yelled back at her, still angry at each other and caught up in the moment. She pointed passed us at a large round figure coming our way. Finally a Goron! It's about damn time. You know what I'm not going to talk to anyone for the rest of the trip… Unless I absolutely have to, like when Link is about to die. Yeah, that's it, only when he's about to die.
The Goron started to take a boxing stance and started to be ready to punch the life out of Link. Hopefully they don't hit girls, otherwise I'm screwed. Okay Link, now would be a good time for you to take out your sword. Any minute now… Come on before the Goron comes and kills us.
"Link just take out your damn sword already!"
"I don't want to kill it Elenya,"
"You won't you moron, Gorons are made out of rock." Wow… My silence lasted long… Okay I'll start once there isn't too much danger, but there's always going t be danger, it's Hyrule after all. "Just hit them in the stomach to have them curl up. They'll slingshot us up,"
Since there's three of us and Link has the only sword Srej went up first. Then I went with Link.
"Come on," Link wrapped his arms around my waste and when we were launched up I held in a wicked loud scream. Really, you know you would too. So in order to hold in my high pitched squeal and not freak out, I held on to Link as tight as possible, and dug my face in the crook of his neck.
"Link…" I mumbled as I kept my forehead against his shoulder and took in the sweet sent of hay that he held.
"Yeah?"
"Are we there yet?"
"Almost." I could almost hear his smile.
"Well, it's about time." I pushed away from him and he let go of my waste. I saw Srej roll her eyes at me before she started to walk over to the ledge and where one more Goron was standing with it's fists raised. Me being tired of all this fighting and what not and being the little grump that I am was tired from all the walking, it was near dusk and I was ready to kill someone. I was starving because I haven't eaten anything since this morning and we haven't even gotten to the little den of Gorons yet.
"Hey Mr. Goron, I'm tired, and hungry and I was wondering if you could just let us pass instead of forcing us to fight you."
"No humans only Gorons." It said in a deep voice.
"Don't you think that you could just bend the rules once."
"No humans."
"You know it doesn't matter if you let us pass or not, we're still going to get up there, so come on, be a pal and let us in." He well it, stood strong like the rock that it is with a frown on it's stony face.
"No humans." I sighed not wanting to make Link knock the wind out of this one, I just shook my head.
"Look, we can help what ever it is you need help with, just let us talk to your boss-"
"This Goron will not let a human pass,"
"Fine! Make us resolve to violence, see if I care. Link the honors all yours." I stepped awa9y from it and let Link jab it in the stomach to make it go down. He helped Srej on then knocked it down again a second time, this time he help me on and we repeated what just happened before. "Din I hate it when we have to do that!"
"Why did you try to talk him into letting us pass?"
"Because I was hoping if he just let us pass then he would hand me up to you guys so I wouldn't have to go flying again." Link just smiled before leading us forward.
The sun was completely gone now and we still had to go through the land of the evil geysers that will try to melt off our skin if we even think about walking near it and will randomly stop if we step away from them. I tried ten times to burn what's her face. Failed every time. Figures don't it? But now… Now we are in front of what I might just consider a miracle. We stood in front of a steel door way that had a circumference of about ten feet, and I think we all know what that means.
"If this isn't the entrance to the Goron City place then I might just have to kill someone. And this time I'm serious."