WAYNE ENTERPRISES
SELINA KYLE'S OFFICE
AFTERNOON
"Hey, Mom! I'm early for lunch." Helena Wayne bounced in to her mother's office. The sight that greeted her froze her in place.
Selina leaned back over the side of her desk, blouse open. Helena's father, Bruce, leaned over her one hand up her skirt almost to her hip. His other hand was sunk into her long black hair pulling her head back exposing her neck. His mouth was busy kissing and sucking the long expanse of creamy flesh. Selina moaned and her fingers clawed at his suit jacket.
"You have got to be kidding me!" Helena's indignation caused both Selina and Bruce's heads to whip in her direction. Helena pushed the door closed behind her. It latched with a distinct snap. "It's like having teenagers for parents!"
"Andrea isn't even at her desk!" Helena gestured towards the door. "Anyone could just walk in and see…..that."
"Helena, honey." Selina started.
"No. Don't even." Helena held up her hand. "I don't want to hear any excuses. Unbelievable. Two of the most respected heroes on the planet. Catwoman and Batman. If people knew you couldn't control yourselves they'd be shocked."
With that, Helena whirled and went out the door slamming it behind her.
Bruce and Selina looked back at each other silently for a long moment.
"Well, that just happened." Selina grinned at Bruce. "Now, where were we Tiger?"
Bruce lowered his head to catch Selina's mouth just as Helena strode back into the office.
"And another thing…" She gaped at her parents. "Seriously? You didn't learn anything from what just happened? That's it. I give up. I'm having lunch with Damian."
Helena turned and left the office not bothering to close the door this time.