Experience
"Hey Szayel. What does Halibel and her fraccion do everyday in the espada room?"
"Nnoitra. If I told you, I will have to kill you. Halibel made it very clear I am the only person who knows."
"Well I can tell you what's she's not doing."
"Uh. I will go find out."
Nnoitra left only to come back shortly.
"Well they were not doing what I thought she was doing."
"It's weird right?"
"Weird doesn't even begin to describe it! Why can't she be a normal busty gay and horny arrancar and spend her free time plotting to have intercourse like you do all the time."
"Hey!"
"I still have no idea what they are doing. I left as soon as Halibel said women stuff."
"Oh by women stuff she means..."
"Means what?"
"Means nothing. Nothing you need to know."
"Whatever. You and Halibel can continue your weird business."
Szayel walked into the room Halibel was using.
"Hey Halibel, have you finally gotten to the good part?"
"I feel the need to make everything seem like we are having sex is just retarded."
"But this is a secret. Besides Nnoitra doesn't want to come anywhere near here. If you lot are just poorly dressed, you can get by."
"Hey Szayel who are you talking to?" Grimmjow asked.
"Unfortunately for you, you cannot know."
Szayel walked passed Grimmjow as he went into the room Halibel is in only to get rushed by the four female arrancar. After he got rushed by them, he got rushed to the hospital by Ulquiorra.
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"Okay. Its been time but now that you have finally summoned the legendary awesome thing, I shall get to work."
"What are you gonna call it?"
"This thing literally doesn't matter. All it needs is to be used in the device and then it can be used to transport my other device to the moon."
"You wanted a piece of Allon which was really hard to summon without removing my fraccions arms while getting the piece that you want while hiding it from everyone."
"But it will all be worth it. Everything will be set in motion! You will no longer suffer anymore as long as you don't go to the menos forest."
"I just pray its worth it."
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"It's finally on the moon."
The third espada checked Szayel's monitor.
"This device will now build itself. Behold the mighty cero machine."
"Hopefully this will change all our problems."
"You as long as you are on my side, you have nothing to worry."
"You could say its helpful to have friends in high places."
"Really? Halibel are non sentient machines your only friends?"
"Are you trying to make me look bad."
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Szayel and Halibel sat outside with Halibel's fraccion all sleeping by the two espada. A campfire was surrounding them.
"This is awesome." Said Szayel.
"Nobody can stop us now."
"We're free."
Halibel and Szayel sensed something.
"They're here!"
"Seems like it."
On top of the cliff that was behind them, Szayel and Halibel shifted their attention to it to see five espada. Nnoitra, Ulquiorra, Aaroniero, Starrk and Barragan.
"The espada."
"The who?"
"The espada you dumb shit!"
The three fraccions started arguing while Szayel and Halibel unsheathed their zanpakuto. Barragan laughed.
"I'll give orders since I'm the king!"
"Ulquiorra! Sick em!"
Ulquiorra jumped down to the level of Szayel and Halibel and beat them both. After defeating them both, all that was left were the oblivious fraccion too busy to notice their superiors fall. Szayel grabbed a device from his clothes and pressed one button.
"I told Aizen it was over kill. How many espada did he send? 5 how many did he need? 1. Did he listen? No."
"Will you shut up already!" Ulquiorra demanded before getting sniped by a cero.
"What the hell was..." Nnoitra got blasted by a cero.
"How dare the moon which I rule betray..."
"Will I ever serve a part of this..." Aaroniero was blasted to smithereens.
"Did you ever hear of copyright?" Asked Starrk.
"Nope. You clearly didn't read the terms and conditions." Szayel said before Starrk got blasted.
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"Fuck Kyoka Suigetsu." Halibel cursed.
"At least Ulquiorra was the first one to go."
"Aizen's gonna punish us for sure."
"Szayel, Halibel. I must commend you for your creativity. Making a cero machine and finding a way to get it to the moon of Las Noches. Truely I will never even thought of this. But at least thanks to you, everything can now go according to plan."
"Isn't everything part of your plan? I swear you're own parents meeting must have been part of you're plan."
"Believe it or not it is. My plan is so complicated I needed to do things while making sure my parents met in the timeline."
"Give it a break Szayel. If it exists, it is part of Aizen's plan."
"Come on Halibel. Don't make me kill you. Killing people is my least favourite thing to do."