(a/n) Omi's Interview rated K+
Omi's Interview
"And now it's time for the first ridiculously short interview." said the stereotype announcer voice. "And here to be interviewed by us today is none other than Xiaolin Showdowns ridiculously short cast member, Omi!"
"Oh, ha ha, very funny." Omi growled. "I get it, the series is called 'Ridiculously Short Stories' so you make fun of the ridiculously short person. Who didn't see that coming? Seriously, why don't you have some imagination and make fun of Clay's stereotype cowboy persona, or Master Fungs age, or Wuya's… awesome rack…" Omi started staring off into space with a big goofy grin but quickly snapped back to reality, "But seriously, don't make fun of my height at least in this series. I could handle it if it weren't called 'Ridiculously Short Stories' but this is just going too far. If you have to make fun of me make fun of my gigantic hea… I'm just going to stop myself right there."
"Dude, were just going to ask you what your favorite episode of the series was."