Last time, Ash continued his battle against Lucian. More importantly, I vomited after trying some weird Korean food called Kimchi. Or however you spell it, I don't know. Sorry to any Kimchi fans out there, but it tastes like spicy crap.
Disclaimer: Turns out, Eric Vale can't voice the male actors, only the female ones. That is why I hired Jennifer Lopez to be the voice for all the male characters.
Oh, I forgot to mention one of the rules for pokemon moves. After the five minute break in each battle, each pokemon are aloud to use a different set of moves from the previous half. That is why Dusknoir used five moves throughout last chapter(gravity, shadow ball, trick room, shadow sneak, and will-o-wisp)
Chapter 10
"Lucian, send out you're next pokemon!" the referee directed.
"All right, these final two are my strongest. So far you have made my mind circle. Due to the fact that I am a psychic master, it is incredible that you are confusing me. Other than Sabrina of the Saffron City Gym in Kanto, I am supposed to have the highest IQ ever seen," lucian said, with an expressionless look on his face.
"Well, now you're just bragging about something that obviously isn't true. Have you ever heard of Nikola Tesla, Albert Einstein, Sir Isaac Newton, Galileo Galilei, Stephan Hawking, Charles Darwin, Paul Allen, Robert Byrne, Sir Andrew Wiles, and many more people that I can go on listing? But I won't because it would really make the readers of this fan fiction bored." Ash said as he listed all those names from the top of his head. (I will give you guys $1000.00 if you know everyone that I just listed)
"Umn, what?" Lucian asked with a blank face.
"What do you mean, wha-oh yeah, we're in the pokemon world, those people don't exist..."
"What do you mean you'll make the people of this fan fiction bored?" Lucian asked curiously.
"You didn't know? We're just some characters on a child's show called pokemon. And even worse, we're just being controlled by some weird dude who isn't even an official writer. He's literally planning for me to beat you, and I'm pretty sure all the readers know that I will win too-"
"*Cough* Lucian and 'Challenger,' please carry on with the battle.
"Fine by me...jacka-" Ash was cut off.
"Alakazam, come on out!" Lucian commanded.
"All right Dusknoir, ready to whoop some more ass?" Ash asked his ghost.
'Yes, master,' Dusknoir said back, telepathically.
"All right, Lucian, you have the first move," Ash told his opponent.
"Alakazam, use energy ball!"
"Counter with will-o-wisp."
Alakazam bent his spoons, and a green ball of energy was made. Dusknoir created a purple, ominous flame. Both pokemon fired their attacks, but the will-o-wisp immediately tore through the green orb of energy, and continued on it's way to make contact with Alakazam.
"Alakazam, use psychic to send it back!"
Alakazam's eyes glowed a teal blue, and the will-o-wisp suddenly changed directions.
Ash laughed as the fire attack made contact witI Dusknoir. When the smoke cleared, the ominous ghost pokemon looked perfectly fine.
"What?" Lucian asked, confused at why the attack didn't do any damage.
"Dusknoir trains with one of my pokemon that happens to be an amazingly powerful fire type, it's going to take a VERY powerful fire attack to do damage to my bulky Dusknoir."
"Alakazam, psychic attack!"
"Into the shadows!"
Alakazam bent his spoons and his eyes glowed as he tried to levitate Dusknoir, but the ghost quickly hid in a shadow.
"Seek him out with your psychic abilities!"
However, just as Lucian commanded that order, Dusknoir popped up behind Alakazam, and punched him on the back. No, Dusknoir didn't use shadow punch, he didn't use any of the elemental punches, he simply, punched him.
'Argh, what the f*** man?' Alakazam asked telepathically to Dusknoir.
"Sorry mate, I meant to hit your ass, not your back, let me fix that.'
Dusknoir then jabbed Alakazam in the ass.
'AGH SON OF BITCH!' Alakazam cried. Looks like the pyschic pokemon's ass just can't catch a break.
"Dusknoir, use shadow ball!"
"Psybeam!"
The ghost attack and the psychic attack both collided and made a huge explosion. When the smoke cleared, it looked like Alakazam had fainted.
"Alakazam is unable to bat-" the referee was cut off by Alakazam's body disappearing. The super genius pokemon then appeared right in front of Dusknoir. Alakazam quickly flipped into a powerful iron tail straight to Dusknoir's stomach.
Dusknoir cried in pain.
"Hm, you used a substitute," Ash said.
"Yup," Lucian replied with a smirk.
"Lucian's Alakazam has been disqualified due to the fact that his Alakazam has used more than four moves, the moves being energy ball, pychic, psybeam, substitute, and iron tail. Lucian, please choose your last pokemon," the referee told Lucian.
"THAT'S TAUROS SHIT!" Lucian complained.
"I want to beat Alakazam on my own, not like this, screw you referee," Ash said. "I want to beat this thing."
The referee looked sceptical, but he decided to say, "Very well, battle resume."
"Why would you do that?" Lucian asked.
"I just want to kick that Alakazam's ass."
"Fine by me, I guess...Alakazam, use psybeam!"
"Will-o-wisp," Ash commanded calmly.
The flame and the psychic energy brushed past eachother, and the will-o-wisp immediately made Alakazam faint, while Dusknoir seemed relatively fine.
"Okay, now Alakazam is unable to battle, the winner is Dusknoir," the ref stated.
"Ugh, Alakazam, return."
"Dusknoir, you return too," Ash said as he recalled his ghost.
"And it appears the challenger has made a substitution," the announcer spoke into the microphone.
"NO SHIT!" a man in the audience screamed.
"Okay, Gallade, come on out!"
Ash laughed, before sending out his own pokemon. "Let's go, Lucario!"
Lucario burst from his pokeball.
'Damnit, I was chilling with some babes in my pokeball!' Lucario yelled.
"How the hell were there babes in your pokeball-"
Lucario screamed as he saw his opponent; Gallade. The dark memories of how he banged a Gallade came back.
'Agh, the pain, it's unbearable!' Lucario last words were, before he vomited and fainted in his own puke.
The crowe ogled in awe. This challenger had all of these kickass premium pokemon, but his Lucario just puked and fainted on the sight of Gallade.
The referee cleared his throat before saying, "Well, umn, it appears that Lucario has fainted on the sight of a Gallade...Lucario is unable to battle...I guess?"
The crowd started jeering.
"What the f***!" one audience member yelled.
"That thing sucks my a-"
"*Cough,* let's get back to the battle, shall we?" the announcer asked.
Ash started laughing like crazy.
"Well, it appears your Lucario is absolutely pathetic," Lucian said to his challenger.
"Yeah, something like that," Ash chuckled dryly. "Come on back out, Dusknoir!"
'Shit, Gallade can't use any of his fighting type moves," Lucian thought to himself.
"Dusknoir, shadow ball attack!"
"Counter with psycho cut!"
Due to Dusknoir being tired from the previous battles, the psycho cut cleanly cut through the opposing shadow ball.
"Dusknoir, block it!"
Dusknoir made an X shape with his arms, and stopped the attack.
"Damn," Lucian muttered under his breath. "Let's try a different approach, Gallade, use leaf blade...holy shit that rhymed...and make them rapid fire!"
"Gallade charged up a leaf blade in each hand, and started rapidly trying to hit Dusknoir. Dusknoir was quickly dodging each attack.
"Dusknoir, will-o-wisp on the leaf blades!"
Dusknoir created two orbs of purple flames and fired them at Gallade's hands, diminishing the leaf blades, and leaving Gallade with two very hot hands.
"Gallade, stone edge attack!"
"Fade away!"
Dusknoir disappeared in a flash, so the stone edge just crashed into the wall. Dusknoir immediately reappeared again.
Lucian was astonished. "How the hell Dusknoir do that?!" He yelled across the stadium for his challenger to hear the question.
"He's a frickin' ghost, enough said," Ash yelled back.
"Gallade, get close and use pyscho cut!"
Dusknoir was panting hard. He was slouched over, and sweat was drizzling down his ghastly body.
"Just a bit longer Dusknoir, don't die on me."
Gallade starting running at full speed towards Dusknoir.
"Dusknoir, do a flip!"
Dusknoir flipped over the incoming Gallade, and fired a huge shadow ball at Gallade's back.
Lucian knew that Gallade wouldn't be able to tank the hit, so he said one final command. He wouldn't win the battle, but he could at least be the first Elite Four Member to take down a solid half of this crazy strong trainer's team.
"Destiny Bond!"
Immediately after the command, Gallade was hit. He was on the ground, not moving a muscle. However, Dusknoir soon fell to the ground as well.
The audience immediately started applauding.
"Both Gallade and Dusknoir are unable to battle, since the challenger has three pokemon left, he is the winner!"
Hey guys. Sorry I haven't updated in a while. The reason is, I've been depressed for a while. One of my best friends recently passed away from lung cancer. He was only sixteen. Just, don't expect as many updates as I used to make. My younger sister is also really sick, and I'm praying for her.
The answer to last answer's quiz question about who Ash lost to in the Unova league was Cameron(Kotestsu). He placed top 8.
Question of the day: What is the last move that Chamander learns in pokemon Black/White 2?
Vincent Moriello
March 22, 1997-July 7, 2014