Railway To Midgar- A parody of "Stairway To Heaven" by Led Zeppelin
There's a way,
Square showed
All the players must go,
And they called it
The Railway to Midgar.
When Cloud jumped with no restrain,
From the top of the train,
He was not in the group
For the long haul.
But Tifa Lockheart changed his mind with a flashback.
There are signs in the game
Of what Tifa must tame
As she fights right alongside
Her good friends.
In her shelf with her books,
Go ahead, try and look,
And you'll find orthopedic underwear.
Oh her spine should be dead,
But with this thing she wears,
She can live, 'cause it makes movement easy.
But it is not what it seems,
She is not 'Queen of Dreams',
But at least she is better than Aeris.
So why in the world
Would Cloud pass by the girl
Just to be with a chick from the borough?
Either way, he is dumb,
He would have to be numb
To not want Yuffie Kisaragi.
Does anybody remember Yuffie?
But there's another possibility
to consider.
I'd rather be friends with Sephiroth.
If there was one man i could love, well,
It would be that one.
Don't we get chills from his long hair?
And if i had to have a pick two,
Well, it's Reno.
'Cause he's so cold,
And yet dreamy.
But i know someone i would not choose,
And that's Elena.
It's so good that Tifa
slapped her.
A little farther down the road,
Onto the tracks a spirit goes.
It is the one that we all know.
Her name's Lucretia, don't you know?
And now that Vincent's in the dust,
Well, we will never be apart.
And we will walk into the past.
Oh, we will stop, as well we should,
The evil plan that ShinRa had.
As we ride on the railway to Midgar.