Letter #9 from Mattie Williams~
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Sis,
LAST TIME? WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFF- *lots of vulgar words here* AND BY GOD IF HE DOES THAT AGAIN I SWEAR I'LL *lots more vulgar words*
I AM COMING OVER RIGHT AFTER I TELL DAD WHAT THE FUCKING FRENCH FROG DID TO YOU.
Dear, stay in the house. I'm coming over with the get-better package and a gun. Scratch that, a double get better package and the bazooka launcher I got from Prussia.
Let's hope I don't get arrested for murder before I get there!
Loves,
Mary Anne Jones
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Dear Mary Anne,
C-Calm down! D8 And, watch your language please -_-" There's no need for you to be overreacting like this! I already told you that I've been groped by France before, remember?
You don't have to do that! France already left my house several hours ago and from the look of the letter I got from Misty, it seems that he is currently groping her now… (the last word she wrote in her last letter to me was a long drawn out "GAH!" )
It's okay! I'm safe and alright now! You don't have to come over! And also, due to my status of being a pacifist, what use would I possibly have for guns and bazookas? -_- Though I admit that maybe I do need a get better package…*exhausted sigh*
As your big sister, I forbid you to commit murder. * dead serious*
With much love and hugs,
Oregon (Emma Nicole Jones)
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I love this chapter XD~ Keep sending in letters~ :)