Sypha: Okay, Nikki, a.k.a. The only perssssssson who luvz Akito, wanted me to do the disssssssclaimer today. Sssssso, here I go. She doessssss not own my beloved Zim-Zim in any way. She doessssssss own Mary Annette, me, and Alraune. Don't sssteal ussssss. Wow. That wasssss really boring. No wonder she didn't wanna do it herssself.
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Now, I'm guessing you all remember where we left off, because I don't. Oh, wait a minute; it's coming back to me. Oh yeah! Sypha was just about to kill Dib when her phone went off.
"Look, Alraune, I'm kinda in the middle of ssssomething here! Thisssssss better be important!"
"It's Zim! He-he's going into labor!"
She turned at Dib. She was so close. She could almost smell his death. But, Zim needed her. He couldn't have the baby without her help. "I'll deal with you later!" And with that, she flew out of the skool towards home.
When she entered the house, Zim was lying on the floor. He looked like he was in an agonizing amount of pain. She rushed over to his side, staring with red eyes. "Okay, Zim, I'm gonna take off your shirt and cut a hole in your sssssstomach. It'll hurt but-
"Wait a second; couldn't you do this without taking my shirt off?"
"Yessss, but-
"AH HA! I KNEW IT! You're lying! You just wanna see me shirtless!"
"That may be true, but it'ssssss alsssso for your own good!"
"No! You lie! YOU LIIIIEEEEE!!!!"
"SHUT UP! Look, Zim, if it were up to me, you wouldn't be wearing anything! But, I would probably passssss out from ssssssuch a sssssight. However, right now that baby'ssssss heat gland issssss fully developed and mossssst likely usssssing it. You have to try to keep yourself assss cool asssss possssssible unlessssss you wanna get hyperthermia."
"Alright, fine. But make it quick!"
Sypha took off his shirt and started making a vertical cut down his stomach with her claws. Then, she put on some gloves and reached in. "Okay, I've got hold of it. Now you're gonna have to push, Zim!"
He tried, but found it no use. His joints started tightening. "You're too ssssssstresed out!" Sypha used her other hand to massage his arm. Zim was pushing as hard as he could, while she pulled as hard as she could. A little head started to appear. "Okay, Zim, I jusssst need one more push!"
For once, Zim felt….weak. "I-I can't!"
"Yesss you can! I know you can!"
"…so painful….."
"I know it issssss, but think of all the great thingssss thisssss baby will do for Irk and Tyz! Essssspecially sssincccce it came from you. You can do it! You're the sssssstrongessssst persssssson I know! YOU ARE ZIM!!!"
"You-you really mean that?"
"You know I do."
Zim found the strength to give a final push. Out came a little baby with its father's skin and hands and its mother's eyes and hair. "Now that the baby'sssss out, I can sssssee it'ssssss a girl. Have you thought of any namessssss, Zim?"
"You want me to name her?"
"Of coursssse.."
"I think I'll call her……Bethany."
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Sypha sewed Zim back up. She took another look at Bethany. She hadn't moved once. Zim came over to look to. "Um, is it supposed to do that?"
"N-no. Normally it would sssstart crying about now….." She replied. Her eyes turned dark purple. "OH NO! It'ssssss a ssstillbirth!" She was now sobbing.
Zim knew that stillbirths are nearly impossible to non-human life. That couldn't be it. "Sypha, is Bethany half Irken?"
She looked at her. "Yeah. I'm pretty sssssssure she issss."
"I think I know what the problem is. She needs a PAK. Irken smeets need them to live. The PAK gives them an electric shock to bring them to life. Without it, the smeet remains in suspended animation forever."
Sypha's eyes went orange. "Well, where can we get one?"
"I can make her one." He started heading down to his underground base. "You watch her. Call me if anything happens."
Mary Annette, Alraune, and Gir were now looking at Bethany. "Aaaaaawwww!" they squealed. "She is SO ADORABLE!" Gir suddenly picked her up. "We're gonna be best friends! We'll play games, and eat WAFFLES AND TACOS, and ride the magical flying piggy, and read stories, and-
"ALRIGHT, GIR!" Alraune screamed. "I think we get it."
Zim came back upstairs holding a brand new PAK. "Okay, now I just have to attach it to her." As soon as he did, it gave Bethany a mild zap. She slowly opened her eyes. They were a beautiful shade of green. Sypha's eyes changed to yellow as she wept with joy. She handed her to Zim. "Thissss issssss your dad. Without him, you wouldn't be here."
Bethany stared at Zim for a few seconds. Then, she took his hand and….bit him. (Like mother, like daughter.)
"Awww!" Sypha and Mary Annette said in unison. "She likes you!"
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WOW! I finished this WAY earlier than I thought I would. Told ya you wouldn't have to wait long. I can already tell everyone's gonna like Bethany a lot. I'm gonna have fun writing about her.