The first thing I want to do is thank the game Sonic 3 and Knuckles for two reasons (the first is sarcastically):
1. Yeah, I finally get Sonic & Knuckles to work on the Sega Genesis. I put Sonic 3 on top, and it acts like I put Sonic 1 there. Then afterwards, I get Sonic 3 and Knuckles to work, but after reason two, Sonic 1 and Knuckles (AKA The NO WAY? NO WAY! NO WAY? NO WAY! screen) shows up again. So yeah, for the rest of the night I was afraid of my own room, since the Sega Genesis was moved up there that day. So thanks for that.
2. In the Slot Machine bonus, I got some pretty wacky combos. And despite an unpleasant Robotnik combo, I managed to get my rings from 41 to 110. So yeah, I have another new story idea. Also, Warriors: The Book of Random's name will be changed.
Next, I'd like to say that I know what the next chapter of The Book of Random will be. I had an odd dream that's much too long to be put in an introduction, and despite that it has nothing to do with Warriors, I'm making Spottedpaw have the dream for your enjoyment.
[insert grumbling about glitches in the Sonic & Knuckles cartridge here]
~Spottedpaw13~
Disclaimer: We do not own Spongebob Squarepants, Warriors, Yugioh, SEGA, Sonic 3, Sonic 1, Sonic & Knuckles, or the Tails Abuse in Court videos on Youtube. We are not Taylor Swift either, so we don't own any of her songs.
Spottedpaw stared at the camera. "Hello, and welcome to Daring for Amusement. We randomly decided to change the name of our show! I'm Spottedpaw, and this is our new co-host: Saria from Strike Force.
Saria growled at the camera.
"We have some important announcements. First, you should really read the story The New Girl in Town by libithewolf. Hey, it's not a Warriors story, but Sonic X stories are good too, and this story is hilarious!" Spottedpaw announced.
"Second, we are announcing that even though we changed the show's name, it's not coming off air. At least, not anytime soon. So don't try to make it go off air.
"Lastly, this show's big thing is the Water Drinking Contest. Everytime we say something funny, drink a glass of water. Feel free to tell us how many cups of water you drank, as long as it's over three. This is basically to get you to drink more water, as it's a very healthy drink."
"Our first dare is for Tigerstar," Saria mewed boredly and pressed the magic doorbell. Tigerstar arrived in a pink tutu to the Carrionplace.
"Umm........you didn't see anything..." Tigerstar muttered as he took off the tutu and fed it to the rats.
"Tigerstar, Stormstar205 dares you to paint yourself pink like Patrick Star. Otherwise, you have to lock yourself up in a cage for a moon with no food or water."
"I refuse to do either," Tigerstar growled.
"Then you have to do both, Patrickstar..." Spottedpaw grinned evilly.
In a cage in a random location.....(the Randomizer picks Highstones)...
Tigerstar looked at himself. He was painted to look just like Patrick Star. He was in a cage. A note was taped to the top, which Tigerstar read out loud:
"Dear Tigerstar,
Nope, you're not dreaming. You're stuck here for a moon, looking like Patrick Star. So, now you're going to be called Patrickstar. Patrickstar, enjoy your stay in Highstones, right next to the Moonstone.
Sincerely, the cast of Daring for Amusement"
Patrickstar looked around and screamed, realizing that he was in Highstones, right next to the Moonstone. If you remember from Into the Wild, Patrickstar is afraid of the Moonstone. So happy days!
Carrionplace, one moon later...
"That was funny!" Spottedpaw mewed. Someone threw an apple at her. "Hey, can't a cat point out the obvious?"
"And now for a random Daring for Amusement fact," Saria mewed. "If you get an ice cream cake, eat part of it, then stick it in the freezer for a year and a half, you can still eat it without getting sick. Seriously, we did."
"....Some of us knew that..." a random voice growled.
Spottedpaw threw a cupboard door at the random voice.
"Ow!"
"And now for our next dare, which is for Brightheart!" Spottedpaw announced. Saria pressed the magic doorbell and Brightheart appeared.
"Crazy Torturer of Doom dares Brightheart to throw Whitewing in front of a bus, then eat her with pancake syrup. Or else you have to rip out your other eye," Spottedpaw mewed without knowing Brightheart was there.
Brightheart whispered something to Saria. Saria turned to Spottedpaw. "Brightheart would like to choose choice H."
"Okay," Spottedpaw mewed.
Random City number 1....
Brightheart grabbed Whitewing with her teeth and threw her in front of a bus. The bus swerved and missed Whitewing. Brightheart frowned.
Then a glass of water appeared over her head. ("Special effects are awesome!" Firestar mewed.) Brightheart ran to the nearest bus garage, started a bus, and ran over Whitewing with it. Then a random Maple Syrup bottle appeared, which Brightheart poured all over Whitewing.
Firestar put the cap over the lens at this point. Then he started singing "You Belong with Me" by Taylor Swift. We can tell it's Firestar singing, but can't even hear Brightheart eating Whitewing.
Back at the Carrionplace...
"Firestar, you..." Spottedpaw looked like she was about to blow up.
Saria looked at the Laugh-O-Meter. "It looks like Firestar singing was pretty funny."
"When'd we get a Laugh-O-Meter?" Spottedpaw asked.
"Never," Saria replied.
"Anyway, to punish Firestar for his randomness, his dares are right now." Spottedpaw pressed the magic doorbell and Jayfeather appeared. Jayfeather took the camera from Firestar.
"Firestar, your first dare is to not blow up anything for three years. Otherwise, Tigerstar will whip you 300 times," Saria announced.
"Hurray for Ivypaw4!" Spottedpaw shouted.
Saria stared at her.
"What? You didn't say Ivypaw4 made the dare," Spottedpaw told her.
Firestar sighed. He was used to the randomness on this show. "I'll not blow up anything for..wait, how many moons are in 3 years?"
Spottedpaw mutiplied in her head. "36."
"Then I'll not blow up anything for 3 years," Firestar decided.
36 long moons later...
Firestar padded into the elders den. He had an appointment with Dr. Mousefur and Professor Longtail today. However, neither of them were there.
"They're elders. Where could they be?" he asked himself.
Icepaw padded up to him, quite happy that she was going to be a main character in a story. "Didn't you hear? They died last night."
"Come on! I had an appointment!" Firestar hissed to himself.
"Our two new doctors, Dr. Brackenfur and Professor Ivykit, will be taking all their appointments," Icepaw told him, sounding just like an add. "Their office is behind the nursery."
"Is there enough room there?" Firestar asked.
"There is now."
Firestar shrugged and padded behind the nursery to see Dr. Brackenfur sitting in a chair, while Professor Ivykit was sitting on the ground, watching YouTube videos on her new laptop.
"Curse you, Tails Abuse in Court series," Dr. Brackenfur muttered. Then he turned to Firestar. "How may I help you?"
"I'm scheduled for an appointment." Firestar looked at the office in amazement. The two new doctors had done well with such little space for an office.
"Sit there, on the patch of moss, and we'll begin," Dr. Brackenfur told him while glaring at Ivykit, who was laughing.
Firestar sat down on the patch of moss.
"So, why do you have an appointment?" Dr. Brackenfur asked.
"He needs someone to talk to after not blowing a single thing up for 36 moons," Professor Ivykit told him without looking up.
"Objection!" the laptop said.
Firestar blinked.
"Objection!"
"Ivykit, pause that please!" Dr. Brackenfur growled.
"Objection!"
"Okay, fine," Professor Ivykit muttered.
"Hold it!"
Professor Ivykit turned her laptop off.
"Back to the appointment..." Dr. Brackenfur mewed. "It's been 36 moons. Go blow something up."
Firestar cheered, ran into the WindClan camp, and blew it up with dynamite and bug spray.
Back at the Carrionplace...
Firestar appeared again, sill doing his victory dance and singing random songs.
Spottedpaw pressed a button.
"WAKE UP!" a voice shouted. Firestar realized where he was and stopped celebrating.
"Your next and last dare before taking up camera duty again is from Runningpaw11," Spottedpaw told him. "You either have to go into the magic oven with the temperature at 1,000 degrees celsius, or you can't blow anything up ever again."
"Ever?" Firestar whimpered.
"Ever," Spottedpaw repeated.
"Not once?
"NO!"
"I'll go into the magic oven.
Firestar was teleported into the magic oven with the temperature on one thousand degrees celsius. He screamed.
2 hours later...
"We should get him out," Saria told Spottedpaw over Firestar's screaming.
Spottedpaw nodded and teleported Firestar out. Firestar's fur was black like burnt hamburgers with the same exact texture. He padded over to Jayfeather and yanked the camera away. Jayfeather prepared to leave.
"Not so fast, Jayfeather!" Spottedpaw mewed. "You have two dares!"
Jayfeather screamed. Spottedpaw pressed the mute button. (There's been enough screaming.)
"You're first dare is from Ivypaw4," Saria mewed. "You have to go on a date with Cinderheart while Willowshine is watching. Otherwise I'm putting you in the magic oven at 3,000 degrees celsius."
"Why celsius?"
"I can't spell the other one."
"Okay, I'll go on the date.
ThunderClan territory...
Willowshine stared at Jayfeather.
Jayfeather at Willowshine.
Cinderheart stared at them both, waiting for one of them to blink.
Jayfeather blinked.
Cinderheart and Willowshine high-threed and threw Jayfeather into the lake.
"This is what you get for everyone thinking we both like you!" Cinderheart and Willowshine yowled.
Carrionplace...
"I'll admit, that was kind of scary," Spottedpaw mewed.
"Like this?" Saria asked. A screen came down, showing Sonic 3 plugged into Sonic & Knuckles. Tails jumped into a goal. Suddenly, the NO WAY? NO WAY! NO WAY? NO WAY! screen appeared.
Spottedpaw nodded. "Yes, like that.
Saria shrugged and pressed the magic doorbell. Jayfeather came back, his fur all wet from almost drowning in the lake.
"Runningnose11 dares you to eat Cinderheart, or..." Saria whispered the punishment.
Jayfeather's eyes flew wide open, ran to the ThunderClan camp, and ate Cinderheart.
Spottedpaw blinked. "Okay. Our last two dares are for Ravenpaw."
Ravenpaw appeared.
"You thought you could escape dares by joining the cast, didn't you?" Spottedpaw asked.
"Yes," Ravenpaw admitted.
"Well, you have dares, and everyone remembers how close you are to Barley," Saria told him.
"No!" Ravenpaw's eyes grew round.
"Here's Lucky's dare," Saria threw the card to him. Ravenpaw blinked.
"What, does Lucky want me to play Yugioh with someone? This is a Red Eyes Black Dragon card."
Saria threw an index card with Lucky's dare to Ravenpaw.
"Give me the flaming sword," Ravenpaw whispered.
Barley's Farm...
Ravenpaw sliced Lucky in half with his flaming sword. Barley died. Spottedpaw brought him back to life.
Carrionplace...
Saria threw Runningpaw11's dare on an index card to Ravenpaw.
"I'm going to do option B!" Ravenpaw shouted.
"I think he's spent too much time around Firestar..." Spottedpaw whispered.
ThunderClan camp...
Ravenpaw snuck into Firestar's den and stole Firestar's dynamite.
Barley's Farm...
Ravenpaw killed three mice and stuffed all the dynamite into them. He then layed them in front of a sleeping Barley.
Barley woke up and smelled dynamite. "You youngsters, always playing pranks..." he muttered before crazily eating the mice. Then he blew up.
Carrionplace...
"Hmm..." Saria muttered.
"Random Hmm!" Spottedpaw shouted. "Go away, shoo, go read The New Girl in Town by libithewolf. See you next time on Daring for Amusement!"