Title: Eye Candy
Day Ten – Prompt: "Fuck The Police"
Summary: Just a normal day at Konoha Super.

Notes: Finally humour week!

It was finally Saturday, a day that Sakura and Sasuke love and hate.

Getting to the supermarket took them ten minutes. They would've went to one the by campus but Konoha Super was the biggest supermarket in Konoha. They had the sweetest strawberries, tough but soft tomatoes, varieties of candy, and most importantly, discounts for Konoha University students.

It has been almost a year since Sakura moved in with her boyfriend, Sasuke. Usually, she'd be the one doing the shopping but today, she dragged him out. Not only it was close to Parents Visit Week, but it will be the first time her parents will be meeting Sasuke. To say she's nervous is an understatement.

After 30 minutes, their cart was filled with the things they needed so that meant it was time for junk food. Now, sweets aren't Sasuke's best friend but he'd have a piece of peach ring once a month. Unless the sweet is Sakura then he'd be all over it, like a fat kid and their cake.

One of the best parts of the candy section was the hundreds of choices but Sakura always went for the peach and strawberry rings. Occasionally some mixed insect shaped chocolates, mainly slugs. Whenever she ate them, it freaked Sasuke out, although they're not real.

In the corner of her eye, Sakura noticed a new strawberry covered chocolate. It said something about a gummy surprise inside each. She felt her mouth drool.

"Sasuke, can you grab the gummy bananas? While I go get some of those?" She asked, pointing to the dispensers.

Sasuke teared off the plastic bag, taking his sweet ass time towards the gummy banana treat. Even without tasting it, it smelled incredibly sweet because of the Konoha Super's special ingredients. He made a disgusted face as he cranks down on the dispenser, letting the opening drop the tasty treats. Sasuke knew that Sakura wouldn't dare to spend more than 200 grams on candy, despite finishing it within the second day.

Cocking his head over at Sakura, she had bent down picking up something which he couldn't make out. However, Sasuke wasn't paying attention to that sweet, it was her legs. They had been nicely tanned from their spring break trip to Suna. This had caused Sasuke to unexpectedly reminisce the amount of times he spent with those legs. In his opinion, Sakura's legs looked the best when tangled in between their deep red silk sheets and-

"Sasuke-kun! Let go!"

Sasuke broke out of his dirty thoughts and saw Sakura standing there. She looked pissed. Looking at his right, his hand was still on the handle and gummy bananas poured everywhere.

Stupid hormones.

"We're in so much trouble," Sakura freaked out. If she was any louder, everyone would turn around. Then she became a little dramatic. Blame Sasuke's stupid hormones though.

"What the Hell, Sasuke? We're going to be arrested and you know, I can't be!"

Looking at the mess he made, he sighed. Sasuke had enough money to cover the mess and clean up but the idea of his father finding out? He'd be pissed. If Itachi found out? Sasuke Uchiha would be a laughing stock.

Sasuke grabbed his girlfriend's hand and looked deep into her bright green eyes. His eyes said don't worry but Sakura didn't buy it. She was still freaking out.

"Sakura," he starts. His face, as well as his voice serious. "We're not going to get arrested over some stupid candy. Fuck the police."

Sakura face palmed. She couldn't believe Sasuke, her boyfriend, had said that.

Sasuke looked around before calmly saying, "C'mon, we forgot the tomatoes."