Chapter 10

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"OOOOH OH OH!" Eggman laughed. "I see you to are a little busy so I will just blast you with bombs and my newly invented ray gun for no reason other than I hate your entire existence! OOOOH OHOH!"

Dr. Eggman starts shooting the laser and bombs at them. Sonic and Shadow dogged them all.

"DANCE FOOLS! I said DANCE! MUAHAHAHA!" Eggman pointed and laughed.

In all the chaos and bombs and lasers exploding, it was hard to hear anything. But this one cry could be heard billions of miles around… and be ignored completely.

"MY CABBAGES!!!!!!!!!!!" The, ironically, same salesman lost all his cabbages… again.

BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Swirling around Eggmans head now was a bee. Not just any bee either. It was… CHARMY THE BUMBLE BEE! On a sugar rush!

"HAY EGGMAN! HOW YA DOING! ARE YOU ATTACING THE CITY AGAIN! OOO WHAT SHINEY TOY YOU HAVE! CAN I HAVE IT?! I'M HUNGRY! YOUR HEAD IS SHINEY! WHERE DID YOU GET THE GOGGLES?! DO YOU HAVE EYES?! WHAT DOSE THIS BUTTON DO?!"

"NOOO! Don't you press that button!" Eggman smacks the be down with a huge fly swatter. Poor Charmy goes down and hit's the ground. But then pops up like a rubber ball and flies back to Eggman without a scratch on him! He looks strait at Eggman just inches from each others face. Then, the unthinkable happened…

CRUNCH CRACK!!!!

"AAAAAHHHGGG! MY BEAUTIFUL NOSE! GET OFF, GET OFF!!!!"

Charmy latched on to Eggmans nose real good like a leach and wasn't coming off as Eggman frantically tried to shake him loose!

Sonic and Shadow watched the amusing entertainment while sitting back eating popcorn.

"FINE! If you want to stay there than go ahead! No pesky bug is going to stop my from creating my eggtopia!" Now Eggman continues his attack!… With Charmy dangling by a nose.

"HA! Take this!" The fatty turned his laser on high and started blasting.

It was so easy for Shadow and Sonic to doge that they where getting board… and hungry. After dogging another blast of green energy, Sonic dropped by the now abandoned chilly dog stand and picked up a chilly dog and, you guessed it, started eating it. And just to make Eggman madder, he ate nosily with his mouth open! And it worked. Eggman got steamed! The black and red hedgehog just shook his head in disgust.

"You wont get away with this hedgehog!" He screamed his battle cry and fired the laser strait for the blue blur!

The laser missed of course and Sonic dogged it easily, landing untouched next to the black hedgehog. The laser beam hit the chilly dog stand instead. But nothing happened! Not even a puff of smoke! Poofless!

"Yo author! Can we like have some fun hear? This is boring! I do this everyday."

"Actually, author, can you please rip of his annoying mouth? I'm sick of being annoyed by this imbecile! Oh, and give me a trillion bucks to, and the newest high-tech gun possible."

"No! Author! I demand you to destroy them both and make me ruler of the entire world MUAHAHAHAH… Oh, and I would like a trillion bucks to please…. AND GET CHARMY OF MY NOSE! Its red enough already!"

SHUT UP ALL OF YOU! What do you think I am!? A Jeanie?

"……….yes………"

Ugh, whatever.

So as they where all talking to… me. No one noticed the chili dog stand….

The stand began to shake violently and glow an eerie green glow. The hedgehogs and mad scientist looked away at the air they were talking to and shifted their eyes towards the glowing stand. The stand exploded (much like chaos did in sonic adventures) and the hotdogs, chili, and buns grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, into a massive 6 story high monster! (Yes, I figured out how to spell chili dogs the right way. XD)

"Ooooh! Hehe. Looks like my toxic laser came through after all eh. MUAHAHAHAHA!" He cackled.

"I AM THE CHILI DOG GLOB! FEAR ME, ROOOAAAAAR!!!" The slop yelled.

People and mobians where screaming and running everywhere, men screaming like little girls and little girls pushing every one down to get away.

Shadow and Sonic looked up at the monster amazed. They looked at each other with funky expressions written all over their faces.

"The, chili, dog…. Glob?" They said in question.

They both looked back at the tyrant. Sonic eyeing it hungrily.

~HALLELUIAH HALLELUIAH HALLELUIAH!!!~ That weird music played.

"GIANT CHILI DOG GLOB!!!! MY DREAM COME TRUE!!!!" He screamed and attacked the monster!

"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!" It yelled "I'll give you CAVITIES, HEARTBURN, INDIGESTION AND DIARRHEA!!!!!" The glob screamed as sonic eats it alive!

Soon after, Sonic finished eating and nothing remained of the once lively chili dog glob.

"Noooo! What have you done to my beautiful creation?!?!" Eggman cried in disbelief.

"Ya know something doctor, your right! It was a BEAUTIFUL creation! Hahaha!" The blue blur said rather pleased.

"I'll destroy you one of these days HEDGEHOG!" The fat head yelled as he floated off like a fat weather balloon, and charmy still on his nose.

"Now. Where were we-" Shadow turned to Sonic only to find that he had all ready left the scene.

The black hedgehog growled in frustration.

"Why can't he just sit still long enough so I can pulverize him!" He mumbled.

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BoshiBasher555 gave me the idea with Charmy! :D Yep! Can you guess what the "glob" was off of? Well, the chili is my version for Sonic. :P