His eyes snapped open.

"Huh? Wha?" he looked around with his eyes half closed and sighed. But they immediately snapped open again.

Miko was gone. Out of her bed—not there.

" That little slut…" He jumped out off the chair and sprinted down the hallway…

'Orochimaru's gonna kill me… Why did I fall asleep?!'

He slammed open the door at the end of the long dark hallway and was blinded by the sudden light. When his eyes finally adjusted, he saw a familiar white skinned, curly brown haired girl stirring something in a pot. She look up with a grin.

"Oh Kabuto! You're up! Just in time for the Miso. Come sit. Come sit!"

Kabuto quirked an eyebrow suspiciously. "Why should I eat that? I don't know what you put in it you horrid wench."

Miko giggled. "Oh come on. It's not poison, I swear." She took a wooden spoon and sipped some broth. "Ah! That's hot. See?" she insisted while fanning off her burnt tongue. "Sthorreh."she smiled and sweatdropped. Kabuto couldn't help thinking it was…well, cute… He immediately dismissed this idea, snorted and filled up a bowl.

"Get a bowl and go back to your room... You can't get out of there like you did in the medical ward…" Miko sighed.

"But it's fun out here! I hate my room!" she whined like a little child, just for kicks.

Kabuto exhaled. "Now."

Miko signed. "No. Come on…"

"…"

"Fine dammit." She walked down the hall, followed by Kabuto, but stopped in front of a metal door and pounded on it.

"Sasuke! Has Sukai come down on you yet?!"

An angry female voice came from inside the door. "SHUT THE FUCK UP WHITE GIRL!!!"

Miko laughed and continued to her door, went in, and Kabuto closed it and locked it.

Next day

Miko yawned and up off the floor. She was in her pink cami and pants she had packed for PJ's. Her arms were stretched out over her head and her back was arched. "Gah…" She exhaled sharply and looked around the room. It was totally dark. Just concrete block hollowed out. She fumbled around for a light switch—and finally found one. The fluorescent white lights flickered on slowly and she rubbed her eyes. She needed a new fucking room. This one sucked.

"Time to get dressed…."

There was Miko, clad in her maroon uniform. She walked up and pounded on the door. "Kabuto! I have visitation rights!!!"

No answer.

She pounded harder.

"KABUTO YOU OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP ME-"

BAM

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…What, Miko…?"

'Ah shit.' Miko removed her fist from Kabuto's face slowly, and stepped back, with wide eyes.

"S-Sorry." She looked down. "Can I go see mah lovah?"

Kabuto raised his eyebrows.

"Your…WHAT?"

Shauna clenched her eyes and smiled.

"Sukai-I meant Sukai." She put her fist on her forehead.

"Uh…sure? …I didn't know you rolled like that."

Miko swaggered past the grey haired nin.

"Oh, don't worry, hun. It's just a term of endearment." She said, looking back to wink at him.

She stopped at the door and turned around.

"Unlock it!" Miko snapped.

"You are SO not in a position to be giving orders."

" You have SO said that already. Unlock it."

"Psh fine." Miko turned around briefly then turned back.

"Pleeeaaaase Yakushi-kun? Can I pleeeaaase go see my bestie?" She asked in a VERY Sakura-like tone.

Kabuto sighed and stuck the key in the lock. "Damn, shut up."

Miko opened the door and closed it with Kabuto still outside, guarding it, and closed it.

Sukai was in the corner sleeping and drooling.

Sasuke was in the adjacent corner, sitting there—reading the last chapter of Miko's book. He looks up and stuffs the book behind his back and says "Miko—what are you doing here…?"

Sukai snorts and wakes up.

"Did you say 'Miko' ?! OMG MIKO!!! I Haven't seen you in 5 years!!!"

She runs up and suffocates the like out of the healing ninja.

"wheez…It was only—2….days….Sukai-chan getoffme!!!"

She jumps down and sits down.

"Come sit! Come sit! Did you totally pwn Kabuto?"

Miko "No. lol."

Sasuke gapes "What are all of these letters?! Are you even speaking English?!"

"So…did you go down on him yet?" Sukai smirked.

Miko laughed. "Ohoho. Very funny." She leaned in really close and spat "SHUT UP YOU FOOL HE'S RIGHT OUTSIDE!!!"

Sukai put her hair in a ponytail, but kept speaking. "So? He should be happy that I know. After all, I do pwn."

Miko let out an exasperated sigh. "NO Sukai. I did NOT go down on him and I do NOT plan on it."

Sukai laughed her gay donkey laugh of homosexuality.

"HEE-HAWWW!!!"

Miko sat next to her and put her hand on her back.

"It's okay, Sukai. I was the only one who heard you two last night…Your secret's safe with me."

"WHY YOU—!!!"

There, after a long absence I am finally back. XD