In the immortal words of Samuel L. Clemens... "Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR."

Disclaimer: "Ranma 1/2" is owned by Takahashi Rumiko and "Love Hina" by Akamatsu Ken, each used without permission or intent to profit. I'm unsure who owned "Tenchi Muyo", but it falls under the same classifications and restrictions.

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"Chibified"
'Tag-Team'
By J.T. Magnus, 'Turbo'

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It was a normal day in Tokyo's Nerima Ward...

"Ranma die, please!"

...Which is to say it was complete and utter chaos. Pretty standard really. At least it wasn't a dark and stormy night, though. Those seem to happen so often that it seems like some places wouldn't know what a dry, sunny day was.

"For those just joining us," a voice seemed to echo throughout the entire Ward, "Ranma-kun's once again caught in the middle of somebody else's problem."

"That's right, Chibi-ma," a second voice, female, added, "And this is just further proof that all the Fiance Corps are short-tempered, trigger-happy idiots, really."

"You know, Chibi-ko," Chibi-ma commented, "If I had said that, it'd be sexist, just because chibi-puppet or not, I'm still a guy..."

"Hey, it's the truth," Chibi-ko answered, "Shampoo got her ass kicked and knocked out, so the next time she sees the girl that did it she attacks them - only it's not her, it's her twin sister, who's actually trying to help the Amazon twit. Now she's got them both after her for revenge and like you said, any time someone comes to Nerima Ward wanting revenge on anyone, Ranma-kun ends up gettting caught in it."

"What kind of idiots decide to punish Shampoo by attacking Ranma-kun, answer me that?" Chibi-ma asked.

"Besides Akane when she mallets him for being too dazed to avoid being glomped after an Amazon Airborne Assault?" Chibi-ko replied, "Or was that a rhetorical question?"

"That really was a rhetorical question," Chibi-ma informed his 'sister', "Now we're going to get it from Akane's little fanclub - again."

"Let them come," Chibi-ko grinned ferally, "It'll give the local EMTs job security."

"Ladies and Gentlemen, if you're listening to this... she's the sanest female in the family - Ranma-kun's cursed form doesn't count - just remember that," Chibi-ma announced.