Me: Hello everyone! Due to me being a way and not being able to update I'm giving you an early chapter!
Myrnin: Hello all my wonderful and beautiful fans! And woo!
Victor: Shut up.
Myrnin: Bite me!
Victor: I bit your Mum!
Me: Here we go again. (Shakes head)
Oliver: This is normally my banter. (Sad face)
Eve: Aww poor Ollikins.
Oliver: Be quiet you pest.
Eve: Bite me!
Oliver: Don't tempt me!
Amelie: We will have non of that!
Me: bossy...
Amelie: (Glares) Run girl!
Me: (Runs away)
Amelie: (Follows)
Oliver: I was my turn to try and kill the girl today (sad face and follows)
Eve: I need a holiday!
Myrnin: I need blood.
Eve: Don't say shit like that.
Victor: I need Marco... where is he?
Eve: Claire's got him.
Victor: It's my turn with him! (storms off)
Eve: Fuck it I need to get drunk.
Myrnin: I still need blood!
Eve: …...
Myrnin: …...
Eve: So...just us two left then.
Myrnin: Yep. So how you been?
Eve: Pretty good thanks yourself?
Myrnin: Yeah how's Michael?
Eve: He's good, hows bob?
Myrnin: He's very well thankyou!
Eve: Good.
(Awkward Silence)
Myrnin: So...You ever had a unicorn bust into your toilet cubical trying to deal you weed?
Eve: ... Oh My God! YES!
Myrnin: I'm not the only one!
Eve: I thought I was the only one!
Myrnin: No one believes me!
Eve: Sames!
Myrnin: We need to come out with a plan to stop him!
Eve: Indeed!
Myrnin: To the lab! (Runs to the lab with Eve following him)
(Silence)
The Villain: Please enjoy the story. Excuse any spelling and grammar mistakes and remember Saphy owns nothing. We shall meet again soon...so very soon. (Evil laugh and vanishes)
Claire stared at Myrnin, he stared back at her, Marco looked between them.
"Where did you get that?" whispered Myrnin. His face showed no emotion, so Claire couldn't tell if he was angry or not.
"I found it when I was sorting out your books"
"Why did you take it?"
"I don't know, I was just interested to see" Myrnin kept his eyes on hers and came closer to her,
"You should of asked"
"I know, but I didn't think at the time, I thought you wouldn't notice"
"To be honest I didn't notice, I only came to check on you..."
"Oh well what a coincidence" Joked Claire, trying her best to lighten the mood, she saw Myrnin smile a little, but it soon vanished. He came over and sat next to her, he stroked Marco who got up and went and snuggled into him.
"Beautiful dog, what's his name?"
"Marco"
"Lovely, Iv always loved Huskies. When I was a boy I had a pet"
"That's sweet"
"Indeed"
"What type of animal was it?"
"As far as I could tell he was a dog and I called him Skelly"
"That's cute"
"Yeah... I was the only one who could see him..." Claire was instantly confused.
"What?"
"Nothing my dear, so how you feeling? Iv noticed your eyes, so beautiful"
Claire blushed. Myrnin had caught it and smiled,
"Thankyou, and I'm feeling fine, I'm a bit thirsty at the moment but other then that I'm ok"
"Good"
"So are you going to tell me?"
"Victor?"
"Yes"
"I don't know where to start"
"The beginning is a good place"
"You sound like Oliver"
"Shock horror!" this made Myrnin laugh,
"Before I say anything Claire I want to do something first"
"Which is?"
"Close your eyes, its a surprise"
"Why...?"
"Trust me" Claire closed her eyes, not wanting to upset Myrnin, she felt nervous and a burst of excitement, he heart rate picked up and Myrnin chuckled at this, she felt his face come closer to hers, his warm breath near her face. He got close and closer until his forehead touched hers, she kept her eyes closed but she could tell that their lips were inches apart.
"What's the surprise?" but no sooner after she said it Myrnin had gone, she opened her eyes, no sign of him anyway, no sign that he had even been there. She turned to Marco, he had fallen asleep where Myrnin had been sitting,
"Was that a dream?" she asked herself, she got dressed and went back downstairs.
Shane was sitting on the sofa and Eve was having ago at him. Claire hid on the stairs so she could listen in.
"What excuse do you have for talk to Claire like that?"
"I was upset!"
"And! That's still not excuse!"
"Well I don't care!"
"She's your girlfriend!"
"I know that!"
"Your supposed to love her!"
"I do! For god sake Eve listen to yourself!"
"No! I am fed up of you sneaking in and out of this house! It's not fair on Claire!"
"I know that! And it's hurting me as well! But it's just..."
"Just what!"
"I fell for her Eve, I don't know why, especially after everything she has done, I know she had nothing to do with the fire now, and when I was with her I did actually care for her, that night at the karaoke, the way she looked at me, and when I ran into her the day after, I don't know something just clicked ok! And now she's dead!" Shane broke down in tears. Claire was really confused as to what he was talking about, she had a sinking feeling that she was about to find out and she wasn't going to like it.
"Monica's dead?" asked Eve in disbelief, Claire couldn't quite believe it herself, she didn't know whether she was happy about it or sad.
"Yes!"
"Well that must be hard Shane. But I'm still not letting you get away with this!"
Claire felt a hand touch her shoulder, she turned around to see Michael, he looked sad. She focused back on the argument.
"Let me tell her in my own time!"
"Iv been giving you time! You need to tell her that you have been cheating on her with fucking Monica!" Eve spat the name out. Claire froze, she felt her heart sink and shatter into a million pieces. Michael squeezed her shoulder. Tears started falling from her golden eyes, she stood up and walked into the living room. Eve's eyes grew wide as Claire walked in, Shane turned to see what Eve was looking at, when he saw Claire his face fell. She walked up to him and slapped him, her nails had left scratches on his face and were bleeding slightly. She got up in his face,
"I never want to speak to you or see you again. I gave you everything, I loved you, you was my everything! And you do this to me! Was it worth it? Was she everything you was looking for! You ruined our relationship for a few fucks with that tart!" she snapped, she had never been so nasty in her life, but it felt good. She heard Eve and Michael take an intake of breath and Shane looked stunned for a few seconds, then his facial expression turned angry.
"Don't you speak about her like that! I know your hurt and what I did was wrong but she is dead! I don't want to hear anyone speak like that about her!"
"Tough shit! I knew something was going on with you! You are a worthless pathetic person! We had something good!"
"I know Claire, look I'm really sorry, I do love you, I really do, but I fell for Monica, and they always say if your with someone and then you fall for another, leave the first one because it wasn't true love if you fell for another" his voice softened, those words stung Claire so much,
"I hate you" she whispered, and as soon as she said that Marco came running down and stood by her side, he started growling at Shane.
"What's this?"
"This is Marco, Victor gave him to me."
"What?" Marco growled more and showed his teeth. Shane ran upstairs, away from Marco, Claire looked down and smiled at him. The moment she heard Shane's door slam she broke down in tears. Eve came over and grabbed her in a big hug,
"I don't know what came over me" sobbed Claire,
"Hey it's al right, I would of acted the same, and hey its good to see you have a feisty side" Michael came over and joined the hug,
"You had a right Claire, he broke your trust and heart, you have a right to say what you feel" he whispered. At that moment she was thankful for her friends, Marco jumped in the middle of them and started licking Claire, she giggled.
"Thankyou Marco" she said and gave him a kiss, Eve and Michael laughed.
"Your welcome princess" the three of them froze. They all looked down at Marco,
"Did he just talk...?" asked Eve,
"Yes I did, I am very fluent in english. I can also speak Japanese, Spanish, Greek and Latin." They all stared at Marco,
"What the fuck!" said Eve, Michael and Claire couldn't find the words to respond.
"I am here to protect princess" he said and climbed onto Claire and snuggled up to her.
"You...you can...talk" she stuttered,
"Very clever Claire" said Marco, sarcasm rolling in his voice.
Me: So yeah I'm alive! And woooo talking dog...can this story get any weirder? the answer is yes!
Myrnin: This is very strange.
Victor: Indeed!
Marco: Woof! So I can talk now!
Claire: What ever happened to normal?
Eve: Died a long time ago CB!
Amelie: Plus its Morganville, what do you expect?
Claire: Fair point.
Oliver: I think this story has been taken to a new level of crazy!
Me: Why thankyou! Crazy is my middle name!
Myrnin: I like crazy!
Me: So I hope you all enjoyed that!
Myrnin: So please review! If you do I'll beat up Oliver!
Oliver: You can try.
Me: That's a fight I need to see! So yeah review! Loves!