AN:/VER DARK THEMES DONUT READ IF U DO NOT LIKE POOLS OR HUMAN BEENGS
Now lets go up to my rooftop pool" mr gay screamed in a kawaii sailor moon voice. He even pulled a tiara out of his ass pocket and put it on his hairs
He wasn't wearing pants so it was lodged in his buttcheeks with a little poo on the sparkls so he wiped it on the wall
"anyway I think ull like it up there" mr gay jocked
we went up in a sparkly elevator full of grape soda and a blue chandelier
on top of the roof was a ginormo pool filled mostly with water except….thERE WAS A DEAD BODY IN IT!1
"Holy fuck" devi creamed
mr gay looked very embarrassed
"im sorry I didn't think u'd mind but I guess my last girlfriend couldn't swim whoopsie" he went over to the dead body and pulled it out of the pool laughing like satan
"I no what u r…" devi located. She located the info in her genius brain filled under super powers
"say it out loud"
"a….. vampire"
"yes that's right im sorry now I need to drink this blood hope you don't mind"
"but mr gay…. Im on my period"
"o devi….. I new we were meant to be"
mr gay stalked me from across the roof. I wanted to back away but I might fall and die
"pls let me see that vagina kool-aid"
"k-k-k-kawaii" I said like avril lavigne