Angelica Belle Starr hugged Robin disguised as Winterwonder.
"Oh...you came back for me." Tears coated Angelica's beautiful graceful emerald orbs of gorgeous light. Her voice dripped with gratefulness. "I thought you would be mad at me," said Angelica innocently. She batted her eyes sweetly at Robin.
"No baby," said Robin fiercely. "I was wrong…we were all wrong…" He tightened his grip on her perfect curvy waist and stroked his fingers down her gorgeous cascade of golden loveliness known as hair, that went all the way to her waist like Rapunzel. He looked deep in her eyes. "I will never leave you again."
The other Titans came too.
Beastboy looked at Robin and Angelica in puzzlement. He scratched his head and turned to Cyborg. "Hey Duuuddde? Why are they holding each other's bodies like that?"
"It's called cuddling," said Raven because she needed some sort of speaking part.
"Yeah moron," said Cyborg.
"That was my line," said Raven.
~ Cut~
"It's called cuddling," said Raven.
"Boo-yah," said Cyborg in agreement.
"I do not know of such things as this the cuddling of human people actions," said Starfire in her thoughtless extraterrestrial way, her bug eyes twitched with unintelligence.
"Oh, Starfire," said Angelica in her melodious perfect voice that was way better than Edward Cullen's will ever be like the cherubs' song of love, she held her manicured natural slender finger to her perfectly-pouted rose lips. "It's time to go Sssssssssh!" Her voice was sweet and kind.
Starfire's bug-like green eyes spaced out in opposite directions and she started nodding like a bobble-head on RedBull. "Uh-huh!"
"I think it's cool how you just got us out of Slade's room of torture," said Robin impressively. His heart burned with intense desire for her, like heartburn from a cheeseburger. But not even an Alka-Seltzer could tame his unconditional love-dripped heart throbbing for Angelica. *Uck*
"Aww, it's nothing," said Angelica, she flipped her beautiful golden luminosity of hair and her emeralds twinkled like the bright star Sirius. "I just discovered that I have a proficient expertise in Lock-picking." She shrugged her narrow perfect sun kissed shoulders. Discovering powers was normal to her, even slight boring. She was that amazing.
Unfortunately with Slade being the total creeper he is, the judicious
Nemesis obviously knew that 'Winterwonder' was the Boy Wonder. Plus Slade was a professional assassin, that's right folks. He nowz hoi ta slve spiellin errerz. Who else do you think auto-corrects this story, he murders all the grammar errors. Yep, he's slashing those run-ons. Okay, now I'm just talking-err typing too much…
While Robin and Angelica embraced each other.
Slade emerged from the corner shadows, revealing his creepiness. Angelica stopped hugging Robin and sharply turned her head. Her luminous flaxen hair changed to a mystic ebony waterfall of silk, her once sunkissed skin hued to a hauntingly beautiful pearl-white. Her eyes stayed their magnificent emerald orbs.
"Angel, what's wrong," said Robin, deeply concerned. He turned to Angelica's line of sight.
"Slade," said Angelica under her breath. Her voice although filled with the fire of hate had the beauty of the song of a thousand angels singing in heavenly glory.
"Very disappointed Robin," said Slade in his usual eerie purr. "I expected a lot more from my ex-apprentice tsk-tsk."
Robin clutched Angelica protectively. "You'll never get away with this Slade." Angelica buried her head in his manly chest. "I could put my eye on it."
Who doesn't love Robin's witty one-liners.
Beastboy laughed out loud like a hyena. "HEHEHEHAHAHAHAH! " The green thing then rolled all over the dirty floor like a dog with fleas, he howled with youthful laughter. "DDDDDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEE!"
Raven stared at Beastboy, she rubbed her temples to stop herself from smacking him.
Angelica giggled sweetly at Robin's pun, her cute laugh was muffled in his chest. She held onto him dependably. Cyborg bellowed with laughter. "Boo-yah!"
Starfire looked around dumbly. "I do not understand…"
Not surprised.
Slade grimaced under his onyx and bronze mask . He could almost feel the abyssal vacancy that was once his other eye. "That hurt Robin." Anybody with half a brain, besides Beastboy and Starfire could hear the anger in Slade's smooth voice. "Now it is your time to hurt."
Angelica flipped her beautifully gorgeous gothic hair, it flowed in the wind despite the fact that she was still peeking from Robin's abs. She loved hearing his strong heartbeat, the warmth coming from him, so soothing…but she can't relax now, she had a job to do, protect her friends and she is not letting anything stand in her way.
"What are you going to do Slade," said Angelica. "Another one of your pointless schemes?"
"Well you will see my little A.B.S." Slade smiled darkly and turned his head in a calling position, he had his hand near his mouth like he was beckoning for an animal of some sort that ran away. "OOooooooooh apprentice!"
"Another apprentice, how pathetic," said Angelica. She got an approving nod from Robin.
Angelica sighed at the thought of another soul trapped in Slade's abuse. She looked down at her tattered dress, it now looked like an upgraded distressed style of Raven's leotard but it showed Angelica's gorgeous totally faultless toned pearl abdomen and her creamy slender back, plus it accentuated her perfect curves and modestly showed the cleavage of her colossal bosoms. It was also lighter in color, complimenting her skin tone but no matter, Angelica didn't care about her appearance anyway, she is too wholesome for that.
Then the bathroom door opened, the apprentice has arrived.
A girl with mid-length blonde hair pulled up in a high pony tail, a bright pink camisole paired with a black Northface jacket and decked out in a light jean-miniskirt with matching pink heels strolled out. She wore a silver necklace with a 'K' as a pendant.
Totally Suburban Chic.
"What Wilson?! I was freaking doing my nails!" She showed off her bright pink-French tips. "What do you want?"
Slade sulked slightly at the pitiful pink fluff he called an apprentice. Kitten wasn't anything to brag about at The Brotherhood of Evil's Bar and Grill.
Robin's face twisted in disgust. "That's your apprentice?!"
Angelica looked at the girl and decided she detested her, which was quite uncharacteristic of the beautiful yet tragic young woman. Angelica glared at Kitten with her haunting swirling emerald orbs of endless restless gorgeousness.
Slade turned to Robin. "It is so hard to get a good apprentice nowadays, come back to the bad-side, we have cookies…"
Kitten stomped her little pink heels, demanding attention, suburban five-year old style. The 'K' ornamented necklace on her neck jiggled with the movement. "I'm nooot an apprentice," she whined in her venomous squeal. "You just paid me to stand here-"
"Enough," screamed Slade, he threw a random chair against the wall. Kitten didn't even jump. "Shut-up Doggy."
Kitten bucked her bright blue eyes. "It's Kitten, hellooo, you know like Kit-ten as in meow!"
Slade covered hid his face in his hands in shame.
Help this girl.
"Dude, I like cats," said Beastboy, then he noticed kitten. "Dude, when did she get here?!"
Angelica rubbed her perfect pretty temples in an elegant motion. She gracefully lifted her head from Robin's chest. Emberald jewels burned through his soul. "Robbie-baby let's get this over with."
"Great idea," said Robin. He kissed Angelica on her smooth forehead. "You're so smart."
"Titans go," growled Robin. He pointed to Slade and Kitten. "Take them down!"
Angelica and the other Titans charged at Slade.
Slade chuckled and pointed at Kitten like she was a dog. "Apprentice go."
"Finally I get to do something."
Kitten skipped over to the lever and pulled it. The Titans were trapped in a radioactive flame resistant net that hung above the floor by a few inches. The Titans including Robin squirmed anxiously, well except Starfire, she wondered how she had gotten into the net. She spaced out into the land of unintelligence and ignorance.
Angelica was trapped harshly in a crystal prison that was shaped like a test-tube. Her blinding beauty was trapped behind a plane of glass. Her emerald mystic orbs twinkled with high concern for her friends.
Kitten sashayed over to the Titans trapped in a net, her high-ponytail swung with each exaggerated twist of her stupid hips. She looked at Titans, pleased. Her eyes were a dull-plain blue. They were decorated with expensive greasepaint that made her more unappealing to even glance at. She laughed in her annoying venomous titter. "Ha, you in a net!"
Angelica glared at Kitten with her beautiful emerald orbs that shone like a winter's night. Angelica has never met such a repulsive person in her life.
"Whatever," said Raven coolly.
Kitten then preceded to poke Starfire like a child would do to a dead animal. The alien garbled in protest, her overly tanned freakish body twisted strangely. Her toxic green- insect eyes rolled to the back of her head. "Suuoop, you ignormix sun af ah muthafoogak byyittteehi!"
Angelica sighed in annoyance. Even though Starfire is really stupid and doesn't know the difference between underwear and actual clothes, doesn't mean that anyone could tease her or talk about her badly. Her gorgeous emerald eyes radiated with an unforgettable incandescent mystical chilled cerulean. It skyrocketed from a straight angle to Kitten's blonde hair.
"Don't mess with my friends," said Angelica fiercely in her beautiful melodious voice. This wasn't a warning, this was a promise. She'll show Kitten a lesson that will not be forgotten.
The gorgeous blue ray hit Kitten's hair and all of it fell straight off in a brashly blonde explosion. Kitten screeched. "My hair!" She reached her scalp to only find her hands clutching clumps of blonde, some were even seared black on the edges. The suffocating scent of burning hair lingered from Kitten.
Robin smiled, along with all the other Titans. Everyone laughed out load. This deserved to be on the internet.
Kitten touched her now bald cranium; it was like a barren landscape. She screamed in anger. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!GRRRRRRRRR!"
Angelica sent a message from her mind to Robin's.
Robin received it and laughed. "Alright babes, but I'll hate myself in the morning."
Robin tossed an old sock from his utility-belt and chucked it in Kitten's mouth. Baldie made funny muffled noises, she jumped up and down in frustration and anger. Her hands in little fist. Necklace jostled in spasms.
"Much better," said Robin. He looked at Angelica, whom was smiling.
Slade chuckled.
"Hahahahahah, duuuuuude," said Beastboy in approval.
"Boo-yah," said Cyborg.
Raven gave a Mona Lisa grin.
Starfire opened her eyes from blinking. "What did the just happened, please do it again, I think I have missed it."
Angelica laughed out loud in her melodious musical twitter that was comparable to that of a classic Mozart Symphony. The whole crowd of people including Slade and Kitten stopped to listen in complete utter awe of Angelica's laughter. "Starfire you're like a Martian but in a cute naive way."
"Well ha," said Kitten. "You're all still in a net!"
"Net," said Beastboy in puzzlement, he tugged at the intricate roping, confused. "I thought he said jet?"
"He?" Kitten's face reddened in anger. "I'm a girl you green-idiot!"
"Could've fooled me," said Robin.
Beastboy nodded with Robin. "Yeah, girls have long hair while the boys have short hair, that's how you tell the difference between boys and girls."
Angelica emerald orbs glowed in pity. She'll have to explain to Beastboy on the difference between girls and boys.
Cyborg took a random ham from Robin's utility-belt and started to gorge on it. Angelica also decided to help Cyborg with his eating habits.
Raven deadpanned at the net while Starfire realized that she had hands.
Robin clutched the ropes in utter frustration and deep fiery longing as he stared at Angelica trapped in her crystal prison, beauty like hers shouldn't be contained, no, it should be stroked and kissed, cherished…
Angelica mirrored Robin's gaze with her mystical emerald radiant orbs as they shone with undeniable love for him. She placed her slender beautiful hands gently on the glass as if somehow she would be able to touch his cheek.
Mystical marvelously lost emerald connected with brilliant sapphire.
"I love you," mouthed Robin.
"I love you too," mouthed Angelica. She touched her healing heart and knew that Robin was her broken piece.
Beastboy tapped Cyborg and pointed at the cutest most perfect couple in the whole freaking Teen Titans Universe.
"Dude," said Beastboy. "What are they doing?"
Cyborg smiled and patted Beastboy's flea- ridden head. "We'll tell you when you're older."
"Or when you start using K9 Advance," said Raven drearily.
"Hey," said Beastboy. "…wait? What is K9 Advance?"
Meanwhile, Slade watched the Titans amused. Kitten patted her bald head in worry and slouched against the lever. She impatiently blew a pink obnoxious bubble. The scent of artificial bubble gum and rainbow flooded the area. Beastboy howled from his ultra-sensitive nose, Slade gagged, and Starfire covered her nose with her crusty feet.
"You better fix this," said Kitten. She pointed to her bald head. "Or I'll tell my dad-deee, oh and when am I getting paid cause this is getting booring plus when are we going to off them already, but not Robin, he's yummy!" She blew a kiss at Robin.
Robin shuttered. "…ew."
"Oh yes," said Slade. He turned to the Titans. His eerie smooth voice rose in triumph, a happy glow glittered in Slade's eye. "Now that I have you trapped, I can finally eliminate the Teen Titans."
"…whatever," said Raven. She was already half-dead anyway.
"No," screamed Robin. He looked at Starfire and yelled. "Starfire, fire your cannons!"
Starfire covered her feet from her nose. "Okie Dokie!"
She fired her snot-green energy-blasts, it backfired and it bounced into her face.
(K.O)
FATALITY.
Beastboy tugged on Robin's green tights. "If I die tonight, that means no more video games right?"
Robin just stared at Beastboy.
Raven rolled her purple eyes. "Azaya Metioz Zendioooz!"
She turned into a Raven and flew out the window, at that same moment Kitten spat out her gum and randomly threw it, it hit Raven, gumming up her feathers, it smelled like fake rainbows and Kitten's mouth.
Raven fell to the ground with a bleak thud.
Angelica gasped and her beautiful eyes glowed in complete worry. "Rae!"
Slade picked up the bird and threw it back in the net.
"Now Kitten," said Slade. "I want you to hit that button next to you-"
"Whatever, I just got a mani-"
"I'm not paying you for nothing…"
"You're not like paying me at all, you cheap one-eyed-"
"You're going to need your face done when I'm through with you," said Slade angrily and he slapped Kitten, hard, with all the power in his calloused muscled hands, decorated with metal.
"Owww," screamed Kitten and she flew face first into the button. "My nose job!"
Something in the spine-chilling executive environment shifted and a titanic rifle rose from the shadowy complexities of Slade's headquarters. Angelica watched in pure terror as her friends were the undeniable targets of the gun's destruction all because of someone's nose hitting a red button.
"Fools," said Slade. "This will teach you not to mess with Slade a.k.a Deathstroke!" In his moment of happy insanity, Slade took off his mask to reveal a wannabe ex-GI Joe general looking dude with a weathered grungy face, shockingly-white hair, and an eye-patch. Arrrgg!
Starfire gasped. "President Snow!"
Cyborg sighed. "Wrong story Starfire."
"Dude, this is a story," said Beastboy. He looked around, bewildered. "I thought this was bad fanfiction..."
Slade raised his hands in the air and waved them like he just don't care…
"I win," he yelled to the heavens. "I win!"
Robin freaked and passed out.
Angelica saw and anger flew through her. " .Now." She broke through the glass with her super-strength.
Slade looked. "Uh Oh…well too late A.B.S, I have already got the Sladeinator ready to fire, get ready for a Titans confetti!"
Everything was like in slow motion; the death-ray flew towards the Titans with its deep read evil, eager to blow them to bits. Angelica panted, she remembered all the warm moments she has had with the Titans, making-love to Robin…
"Oh Angel," said Robin in his climax."I looove you darling!"
He kissed her all over…
Teaching Beastboy his colors,
"All my life, I felt disadvantaged," said Beastboy. He hugged Angelica tightly.
"Now I know what green looks like…"
"Thank you, I'm ready to learn my ABDs now…"
Helping Raven with her emotions,
"…thanks," said Raven, she smiled and hugged Angelica.
Shopping with Starfire…
"Yay," said Starfire. "Now I know that a bra is not proper clothing!"
Angelica's now golden silkiness of hair fluttered in the wind gracefully as she flew like a comet to her friends. Diamond tears fell from her haunting emberald orbs as she flew faster, knowing that this is the end…Her perfect curvaceous body shone like a million pearls in the moon's white rays on a winter night.
All time stopped as the cruel deathray was taken through Angelica's delicate body, her body exploded in a blinding nova of pain. She gently shut her eyes and let the pain wash over her, finally accepting her fate….
Angelica struggled against the ray, knowing it stronger than her, she had only one choice, as the ray ripped through her, damaging her vital organs and tearing her beautiful body apart, the beautiful girl jammed herself within the cannon, letting it implode within itself.
"Oh crap," said Kitten. She quickly took Slade's wallet and she crawled through an opening in the floor. Robin awoken and brought out his a knife, it cut the net loose and he directed his fellow Titans to escape from the burning, deteriorating building.
Slade tried to follow them but a rock fell on his back, crushing him, he unwillingly waited for the flames to slowly consume him without mercy.
Angelica shivered, she felt herself losing her body, everything was numb and silent, so magnificently silent…
Goodbye Robin, I love you, do not weep for me my dear boy wonder, I will always be there within your heart, I wish for you not to live a life without love, find someone to feel the void in your heart like what you filled In mine…I wish you a long and happy life…my dear Robin…dear Robin…
Angelica felt herself go, she died gracefully, emitted from the world of nightmares...
The Titans escaped from the building into the comforting night, suddently Robin looked around frantically in deep worry. "Where's Angel," he screamed.
The rest of the Titans lowered their heads. Raven motioned to the building.
At that moment the building was engulfed in a blinding white light, the mansion crumpled like a dying planet. Angelica's message hit him like a wave of emotion, it made him shiver. He felt her heartfelt touch, her trademark scent of fresh strawberries and her warm kindness…
Robin collapsed…
Dramatic ending!
Ding-Dong the Sue is dead! Hehehehe! Oh and I just had to add Kitten. She was inspired by some of the chicks in my school.
Anyway, did you hear about Justin Bieber going on his European tour and he visited Anne Frank's memorial and he said that...Anne Frank was an amazing person...if she was here now, she would be a beilber...*waits for angry outcry and protest* I know, he is just the worst. So arrogant, I wonder if he has any pants that could fit his big ego...eww I just realized how twisted that sound...ummmmm
Anywho, tell me what you think. Hate it. Love it. Well of course you hate it.
Now let me go for my favorite part of the reviews...responding to my readers!
HolySnappzors : Oh my goodness, sweet honey biscuits. I love that username. Hey it's cool girlie, its understandable. I just like getting reviews no matter how late. Yes, I am quite modest, being the totally awesome fabulous extremely intelligent kind-hearted and intelligent humble girl I am. I hope I didn't disappoint you. If I did, please tell me how I can approve. What the fudge?! Blackfire raped Jinx for no trucking reason, Why?! Darn you bad fanfiction. *Brings out corrective fluid and an Idiot's guide to Writing Fanfiction* Wooooooaaah! *Coughs on hot chocolate* Tentacles, what the...where do people get this from and what's with aliens and tentacles. Why tentacles?! Ahhhh images I wish I could unsee! Wait, so because Jinx was raped with tentacles by a chick, she is afraid of her shadows and she cuts herself because of the SHADOWS?! I've never heard of the most ridiculous unrealistic stuff in my whole life on this website, which is maybe a year...well everyone knows that Kid Flash should act like a caffeine induced coffee-head, even though he was really self-contained and witty in the actual show. Does, KND mean Kid Flash's dad? If so, what the...
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