Sorry about the late update, the 18th was my birthday. Sweet Sixteen!!
Thanks again for the reviews. Yeah I know Yuna was a bit out of character there, but wouldn't you get out of character if someone squirted mustard all over your best clothes? I would. And yes I try to make Seymour halfway decent and not bash him like most of the other humor stories that have him in it. I did say most not all.
I don't wanna spoilt it and tell the couplings, but I will say there is not yaoi or yuri. If that's what you call that stuff I haven't been on sights like these I don't know all those abbreviation things.
Lulu
One complete week went by. Tidus avoided Yuna so he wouldn't be tempted to say anything rude to her boyfriend. Yuna spent more nights being tangled up in Seymour, even talked to while he was sleeping. Rikku avoided Yuna and spent nights trying to get the impossible stains out of her clothes over a deal with Tidus. Auron spent nights out doing whatever he does. Seymour spent his week buying sweet things and adoring his oh so wonderful girlfriend Yuna. Wakka's brother Chappu had just come in, but hadn't made it to the house yet. And our Lulu was trying to get Seymour alone so she could secretly tell him what Yuna had said at the dinner table the week before. As of now it's Friday morning and everyone is planning to have a party, inviting the people they have met through their job or from clubs.
Lulu was on her way to do her confessional. She sat in the room and turned on the camera.
"Hello world, I know you may be wondering just what I have been doing, well. I'm very fond of our blue haired man Seymour, but he's been quite obsessed with Yuna. I don't really understand why his is so fascinated with her, but he is and right now he only sees and hears her. I myself will admit to being jealous. Anyways, Rikku and Yuna are hell to room with. Rikku snores, and when Yuna's not sleeping with Seymour, she's up back and forth from the kitchen and to the bathroom. Some nights those two bitch back and forth all night, they're messy and nosey." She sighs. "I am honestly ready to trade rooms. The job is fine though. I enjoy meeting new people. I have even met a few celebrities. Well I had better go; we're having a party later." She leaned forward and turned off the camera.
Lulu then joined Yuna and Seymour in the living room and grabbed a magazine.
"Seymour, you haven't been out lately. I'm sure this party will be a fun opportunity to meet some other people." Yuna said breaking away from another one of his sloppy kisses.
One more of those and I may barf! Lulu flipped the page a hairstyle magazine. Before the party she was heading to the salon with the other two girls to get her hair done.
"I've got to use the restroom." Yuna said shooting up from her spot on the couch. Lulu looked up quickly and grabbed the seat next to Seymour. He looked at her kind of shocked as she sunk down in the couch and moved her lips close to his ear. The temptation to nibble on those cute ears is killing me.
"I need to speak with you. It's about Yuna." Lulu said just above a whisper. You're oh so perfect girlfriend is not so very perfect.
"It takes her quite a while in the bathroom, please say it now." He said in the same tone. There faces were ridiculously close while Lulu whispered the whole deal about how Yuna said she wasn't feeling the same way he was about her and Lulu even added more to the story to make it more convincing. Seymour was trying to focus on what she was saying while at the same time looking down at her cleavage. She wore a black shirt long sleeved shirt with a low V-neck and slits down the arms along with black pants.
He moved away from her slowly; his eyes widened. "Are you certain?"
"It came straight from her mouth. You really need to hang out with us more often; she's been spending a lot of time with Tidus." Lulu said standing up and moving back to the chair. Seymour sighed and ran a hand through the softer part of his hair. He was wearing a short sleeved white and gray shirt and his blue jeans.
"I should have known this. I helped her prank Rikku, because she was on Tidus quite a bit, and I could see that she was jealous…." He sighed again and stood up. "Thank you, Lulu." He said to her while heading to the kitchen.
He looks very hurt… I must cheer him up. Lulu stepped into the kitchen and saw him eating right off the cake he had made the other night and no one had touched.
"Could I have a piece or do you plan on just eating the whole thing?" Lulu asked laughing lightly. He cut her a slice and put it on a plate for her.
"Thanks." She took a bite. He is an amazing cook. Is it good for a man to cook this well???
Wakka came in the back door with his brother Chappu beside him. "Hiya! This is my brudda Chappu. The one I said was comin." Wakka said walking further into the kitchen. "Chappu this is Lulu, and Seymour." He pointed to them both.
"Hi. Wakka has sure talked a lot about you Lulu. I now see why." Chappu said flirtatiously. Wakka shot him a dirty look. He mumbled a sentence and ended it with a loud YA?!!!
Mmm that thing is kin to Wakka!? Oh my Goodness… Lulu smiled and shifted a little under Chappu's perverted stare. Seymour frowned to himself and stuck another large bite of the cake into his mouth. Yuna and Tidus walked into the room together. Apparently she hadn't been to the bathroom.
Yuna noticed Seymour frowning and walked over to him. "What's wrong?"
"Think about it. I believe you know what's wrong." He stood up from the table and went to his bedroom. Lulu and Yuna met eyes. Lulu shrugged.
"Man, it's not like him to act like that." Tidus said grabbing a fork and taking a bite out of the cake. Yuna slapped his hand.
Lulu spent a few more minutes in the kitchen with Chappu and Wakka then went with Yuna to check on Seymour. He had the door shut and wouldn't unlock it for them. "We can check on him when we get back our appointment's in an hour. Traffic is heavy around here we better get going." Lulu said looking at her watch.
Rikku was with Auron in the house's gym room. She was jogging on the tread mill while he lifted weights.
"Oh!! I better get cleaned up, the girls and I have a hair appointment." She said stopping right on the tread mill only to be pushed back and nearly falling on her ass. Auron chuckled.
"Now you two aren't planning on another public fight are you?" Lulu asked once everyone was in the SUV. Yuna and Rikku glanced at each other and said nothing.
"It's not a promise, but we'll try not to." Rikku said. Yuna nodded in agreement.
One more night of them bitchin back and forth and I'll bitch slap both of them back to where they came from.
The girls made it to the salon on time. Lulu came out with an inch cut off her long brown hair and had dark maroon highlights put in, but were barely seen. Rikku just had hers trimmed, and Yuna had hers cut. (FFX-2 style).
They hurried home to show off their new hair. Seymour was sitting on the couch watching TV. He saw them enter the house and went to leave but Yuna grabbed his arm. "What do you think of my hair?"
He looked over it and nodded in approval. "It looks very nice. I like them all." Seymour said looking past Yuna at Lulu and Rikku. It was the first time he had seen Lulu with her hair down. He found her very very beautiful that way. Lulu smiled but showed no teeth. I'll have him before the nights over.
Seymour looked back down at Yuna. She was grinning away.
"You should have come with us and had yours cut." She said running her hand down one of his long locks of hard gelled hair.
He smiled. "I'd rather not."
"Excuse me ladies and Seymour, but the party is in 2 hours we need to get this house cleaned up." Auron said walking into the room with an apron on. "Seymour could you start making the snacks. Somebody please run the vacuum in here, and take those DVDs into someone's bedroom so they aren't stolen." Auron demanded. Then he smiled. "I don't get excited about much, but this is gonna be one hell of a Paaaarrrtiiii!!" Everyone laughed at Auron's sudden out of character ness. They saw him as the serious down to business man that kept this house running more smoothly, but honestly he could be as crazy as the rest.
Auron's pretty attractive too, but he has a son…
Tidus and Wakka were outside cleaning the swimming pool while Chappu swam in it. Lulu stepped outside to throw the vacuum bag away in their dumpster.
"Hey Lulu!! Jump in ya!!" Chappu said waving at her. Tidus grinned, but Wakka frowned he threw his net down and went inside. Lulu rolled her eyes and waved at him. "That's ok!" At least Wakka doesn't act this way around me. I would have to move out.
An hour later their first guest arrived early. A man with dyed white hair, wearing an electric blue shirt and black jeans named Baralai and another man with blond hair wearing a pink shirt and blue jeans. His name was Gippal.
Rikku instantly clung to Gippal. "Hey, I'm glad you could make it." She said giggling while pulling him into the living room. Yuna and Baralai met eyes, but she turned away shyly. Tidus jogged into the room. "Hey guys!"
Well this party's sure starting early…Lulu sat around waiting for more people to come. Once the place became full and the action started she'd pull Seymour off by himself and make him hers. After another hour more people showed up. A woman named Leblanc came in with a man named Nooj, a group of people Lulu had never met showed up, A man named Squall came in alone and stood by himself looking mysterious, a peppy girl named Rinoa showed up with her friend Selphie, the rest the people were a blur to Lulu as she begun her plan. After a few more hours the music had gotten loud, there were people in the pool, in the hot tub, some idiots were climbing on the roof, and there was already one person passed out in the kitchen. She found Seymour sitting on the sofa next to two women who were trying to talk with him. He held an empty glass of mixed liquor that Tidus had made for him. She tapped his shoulder and he dropped the glass.
"Seymour? I need to talk with you a minute." She said looking down at him. He grabbed her arm and pulled himself up stumbling against her.
Oh my God. Is he drunk? Seymour?! He must really be feeling bad. What's so good about Yuna anyway? She pulled him into his bedroom and shut the door behind them. There were two people making out on Wakka's bed and the camera man was in there filming it all.
"Lulu you looked really pretty with your hair down today put it back that way." Seymour said reaching for her hair. She pushed his hand away and pulled the scrunchie out of her hair then shaking her head so her hair fell around her shoulders. He grabbed her waist and pulled her body close to his then roughly pressed his lips against hers. She pulled away. I don't want to do this while he's drunk! This fks up the whole night.
"Seymour we can't do this right now, you're still with Yuna remember?" Lulu said just using that as an excuse although she was going to do this anyway.
"She cheated on me, I hate her." Seymour said kissing her again and pulling her back to the bed.
My God… this man turns wild when he's drunk. "Really Seymour, we shouldn't." she said pulling his hands off her waist and turning for the door. He grabbed the door knob and put his other arm around her pulling her back again. It didn't take much time for Lulu to surrender after that she lay their helplessly while Seymour did what he had wanted to do to Yuna for a while now.
I didn't write a lemon scene because I heard that its not allowed on here plus I don't want this story to be gross like that.
I know its not good to put those in the middle of a story but I didn't want to go through all the trouble to describe her hair cut when I can just say that and you know what I'm talkin about.
The next chapter is the SEYMOUR chapter, we'll see if he can really break it off with Yuna and his reaction the next morning after he wakes up naked with Lulu.