I worked real hard on this one for you! Shoutout to Guest and Ecenema for suggestions! I'm incorporating as many as I can into one chapter. But for now, enjoy! The pranks start!

"Okay, everybody be careful. You said your name is Ryu right? I want you to take the right side. I'll take left and Marth, you're right here in the middle." Snake ordered. It wasn't nearly as narrow as they had first thought, opening to a wider area. Lights turned on as they entered the room. This first area had yellow walls and was just a straight path. Snake's eyes were everywhere as smashers poured in one by one. His balls still hurt from that sucker-punch glove, not that he was going to tell Samus or anyone else yet. Speaking of Samus, she still hadn't arrived, and there was no sign of Jigglypuff and Pikachu. At this point, the only official member of the Boxcars was Snake (with the exception of Rosalina). The only thing in the room that seemed like it was accessible was stairs leading upwards. Snake eyed them suspiciously. "Alright, who wants to go first?" he asked. There were no volunteers. "Alright then." He pushed Mega Man forward.

"Wait, why do I have to go?"

"Because you're expendable." he curtly replied. Mega Man gritted his teeth.

"Excuse me-"

"I'll go!" Shulk barged through the smashers. He looked up the stairs. He didn't step on the first one to avoid a punch to the dick. Fortunately for him, that switch was on the second stair. He put down his foot and another sucker punch fist thrust itself into his crotch. Shulk let out a high-pitched (and girly) yelp and fell to the ground. "Ah! Shit! Ow!" he rolled on the ground. Before anyone could laugh, there was a similar noise from above. It came from the previous staircase. After a couple of seconds, Team Dr. Mario walked down the staircase, Robin rubbing the area where male testicles would be if she had them (she don't got none if you know wat I mean! Because she's a girl! Get it? Okay, let's move on).

"Stupid sucker-punch fist. Damn it that hurt!" she yelled. Cloud was holding back a small laugh and Dr. Mario was smiling.

"Guess you can say she got fisted...heh heh…"

"Fuck you Link!" she yelled.

"Uh, hi guys?" Roy asked. Cloud had his shirt back on so nobody would touch his burns. Dr. Mario had a piranha wiggling in his pocket. They squeezed through the crowded smashers.

"What did-a we miss?" the doctor asked.

"Snake and Shulk have already gotten a nut-shot. Same goes for Robin." Falco said. "Now Shulk's on the ground like a little bitch."

"Will you get out of the way!? Let me show you how it's done." Bowser Jr. scoffed, flying in his clown car. He floated up the stairs, seeming to stop midway. They watched him practically sit there. "Man, this is a long staircase." he mumbled.

"You gonna go or not?" Marth asked. Bowser Jr. turned around and was shocked to see how much progress was made.

"Oh no. That means that the stairs are endless." he told. They all laughed.

"Right. Move over child and save your imagination for less important matters." Bayonetta said and pushed him aside. But before anything, she stepped on the second step and ripped the fist out of the ground. "That takes care of that. Now," she began to walk up the stairs. But when she was halfway there, she began to moonwalk in place. "These are quite long stairs." she said to herself.

"Get on with it!" Marth yelled again. Bayonetta looked back to see how much progress she made.

"These stairs truly are endless." she told them. They weren't amused. Bowser stepped forward and examined the staircase. Then Mario stepped forward.

"I-a remember quite some time-a ago where Bowser set-a up an illusion just like-a this one. But I am not-a sure how to get past this-a one." he scratched his chin. Palutena snapped her fingers.

"I know exactly what he's talking about. You needed to collect stars to get past right?" she asked. Mario nodded. "Well then, we can just do that!"

"No we can't! We don't have any damn stars!" Falco said. Cloud tapped his chin.

"Can't you clip through the wall?"

"What?"

"I once saw a piece of your past Mario. And at one point, you long-jumped up the stairs. Well, you long-jumped a million times and sped up the stairs." he said.

"I have-a no idea what you're-a talking about. You must've been watching a promotion for one of-a my games." he folded his arms.

"Games?" he asked.

"Yes! Do you-a know how much money I-a make by making my-a adventures into video games? Trust-a me, if most of my income didn't-a go to the smash-a mansion, I could afford-a my own mansion! Besides, you have-a one too Cloud."

"What?"

"Ever heard of Final Fantasy?

"Guys!?" Snake interrupted. "Stay focused! We need to get up these stairs! Also play Metal Gear Solid, but still, is there anybody here who knows how to get up the stairs?" he asked. The room went silent. All of a sudden, Palutena snapped her fingers again.

"Super Mario 64! That's the game!"

"Oh for fucks sake." Snake pulled out a grenade launcher and blew the stairs to pieces, sending tiny chunks of ground everywhere. The stairs were no more. He walked through the hallway leaving the others behind.

"Hey, you're-a right! I hardly even-a remembered! Nice-a job Palutena!" Mario clapped.

"Thanks. Don't mention it." she winked. Smashers had already began to move forward. Snake was in the front. There was a trip wire on the ground. Before Snake could tell the others, he stopped short only to have Wario walk into him.

"Hey! Watch it!" Snake said, jumping over the wire. "There's a tri-" Charizard stormed over it and the ground opened up, swallowing up Snake, Charizard, Wario, and Peach. Well, Peach didn't get caught, she was just examining her surroundings and sorta...fell in.

"Ouch!" she cried when she hit the bottom. The ground was wet with a puddle of green paint. Now Charizard was green. Wario turned and snickered.

"Wah-hah-hah! How's it hanging 'Greenzard'? He joked.

"Looks more like 'Sickzard' to me." Snake added. Wario shook his head.

"Uh, no. Definitely Greenzard."

"Whatever. Call him what you want Wario, he most certainly looks like a Sickzard." he went on. The two argued over the name Greenzard and Sickzard, not seeing Charizard, I mean Sickzar, erm Greenzar-shit. The POKEMON surrounding itself with flames.

"I said Greenzard!"

"I said Sickzard! There's no other! Princess, what do you think?" They both turned. Peach had gotten out of there when Chariza-Greenza-Sickza-the pokemon started flaming.

"GRAWR!" the pokemon yelled. He headbutted Snake into Wario.

"Ow! Hey, cut that out Sickzard!" Snake growled.

"Get off of me, loser!" Wario said, pushing Snake off. Snake was tempted to beat the shit out of Char-the pokemon but that wasn't his goal right now.

"We need to get out of here. This is a deep hole…" Wario leaned against the wall. And of course he somehow pushed a button. And of course he managed to activate another trap. Little panels in the wall opened up to show guns. Not filled with bullets, no. But instead, they fired out bees. Not only were the bees furious for being rounded up into a gun, but fired out of it was also painful. SO they took their anger out on the closest things they could find. The three froze.

"Sh. I don't think they can see you if we keep sti-" a bee stung Snake in the face. "Ow, fuck! Nevermind, they can see us! Ow gah!" he cried out and began to climb out of the hole. It was pretty difficult for him since the walls were slick with paint. How Peach got out was a mystery. The bees were all over Charizard and Wario. They were screaming and swatting them away. Eventually, Charizard lit the whole area on fire to kill them off. He forgot Wario was still down there. Eventually he had to jump out and roll on the ground to smother the flames. In the aftermath of the prank, Greenzard pulled himself out of the hole.

"What the hell happened!?" Falco asked seeing that Greenzard was green. Snake had stings on his face and Wario was stung all over.

"Let's just-a go…" Wario said. Villager tapped one of his swollen marks. "Ouch! Back off kid!" he barked. Villager looked slightly taken aback before that look in his eye returned.

"Now that I think about it," Palutena started, "how old are you Villager? I mean, you own your own house and mayor a town. You couldn't still be a kid." Now Villager didn't talk much, but when he did, he sounded pretty terrifying. I guess he had been masking his voice to talk to the animals where he's from, but now it seemed permanent. Sort of like if an evil gorilla conjured up the most demonic eal-splitting sound that it could manage. With a hint of phlegm.

"23." he responded.

"No way you fucking liar. Move out of the way, I don't have time for this shit." Falco jumped over the hole. Ryu held out a hand.

"Now Falco, you should be careful. There could be traps arou-" No sooner than he began to say, Falco fell into a hole that was very identical to the one from before. Fox ran over and looked into the hole. He couldn't see the bottom.

"Welp he's dead."

"Screw him, let's keep going." Some smashers progressed while others decided to lurk behind. I mean, if I was them, I wouldn't exactly want to rush in either. So a few others decided to find another way around. Snake's walkie talkie sparked up with the voice of the best Boxcar member.

"Hey Snake?"

"Yeah Samus?"

"I've found the...little...chamber thingie I guess. I'm bringing Lucina down."

"Alright, good to hear. Jigglypuff? How goes you?"

"Puff!" she said. Then Robin's voice took over. "Uh, okay. This is Robin and I don't think Jigglypuff is best at communicatin-ouch! Cut it out Jigglypuff, I'm trying to help! Hey, give that ba-"

"Puff! Jigglypu-"

"Anyways, like I was saying, she heard about the message you sent so she's bringing me and Pikachu there now." he said.

"Is Pikachu awake now?" Samus asked.

"Nope, I'm carrying him. Not sure where we are, but-hey. Jigglypuff, what are you-ouch! Ah! Stop it, that hurts! Okay, I'll give the radio back. Stop it!" there was a cracking and crunching sound. "AH! OW! Damn it, my arm! Why did you do that!? I was giving it back! Ow, my arm. You didn't have to twist it like that! Ah, it hurts!" Marth overheard and ran up to the radio.

"Suck it bitch!"

"M-Marth? Why-"

"Jiggly!"

"Stop hitting me! Take the damn radio!"

"Maybe you shouldn't take the radio from her next time…" Samus sighed. Snake just put the radio away without any words. Marth was snickering and Zelda frowned at their language. The room opened to be slightly larger. Diddy Kong crouched on the ground to look for tripwires.

"Everybody wait!" Lucario shouted. They all halted. He closed his eyes for a second before they snapped back open.

"There's another lifeform in here. Behind that door." He said, looking at the wall. Luigi scratched his head.

"But-a there isn't any-a door here…" Lucario walked forward and put a hand on the wall that was a slightly different color. He pushed it in and it clicked, slowly descending into the ground. There was an ooh and an ah from some people. Behind the door was another wide area, except this time, there was a rope around the foot of Lucas, who was hanging from the ceiling. He flashed a nervous smile.

"Uh...hi?"

Sheik
Blah blah
Smash Basement

Master Hand was on the other side of the iron door. Sheik was pouting and facing away from it. There was silence until Master Hand sighed.

"Sheik, I know you can get out of there. Come on." Although she knew he couldn't see hit, she shook her head. "Do you want to go look for Toon Link and Ness? I've allowed the others who were in solitary go as well." she once again shook her head. "Are you going to speak?" Master Hand heard a voice in his head. Crazy's voice. Sheik won't speak! Hahaha! He shook those thoughts away. "Will you come out of there? What's wrong?"

"You."

"I'm sorry, I didn't hear that." he said. Sheik stood up and turned towards the door.

"You're the problem!" she yelled. He heard her loud and clear even without the yelling.

"Is there something I did to upset you? I want the very best for everyone. Including Toon Link and Ness. If there is something that I have done to inconvenience you, please do tell-"

"Psh. Let's start with you locking me in this place. This seems more like an interrogation chamber than anything."
"You attacked me. That's a very large offense. You've been in here more than once, but you know that this rule is customary. Besides, it's only a punishment for the worst of the worst. Bowser injuring The Boxcars as he somehow managed to do. Something about shrooms. I'm not sure whether it was a Mushroom or drugs, but at this point, I don't really care. He could have killed someone. Rosalina was torn up to where you'd think this was a horror film. Samus and Ike both had something broken. You have to think about these things. I run this mansion. Sure, I have plenty of powers and trinkets and other things that I can do. But that doesn't really matter. I am just as valuable as any of you. You attacked me. He attacked them. It's the same punishment for both. I'm not showing favorites here." Sheik sat down and closed her eyes.

"You could at least mak-"

"Make the place better? More comfy and bright? This place is not one I want, or like to use. But using it does ensure that whatever problem or wrongdoing doesn't happen again. I have other means of punishing, just this is the most efficient. If I made it better, it would seem more of a reward than a punishment. Besides, I can tell that this is about something else. If you had a problem in here, you surely would have said something by now." he said. His words echoed off the walls. There was no response. "Sheik!" she jumped awake.

"I'm here! I mean, I'm listening. Just processing your words." she stuttered.

"You mean dozing off."

"No! Look, it doesn't nor shouldn't matter to you about what my problems are. Either way, things are just going to carry on the way they were. I don't really care at this point. I found out easily who the two pranksters were way before you guys. Hell, I was the first one who started looking."

"And you didn't say anything!?" he boomed. She rubbed her ears.

"Now now, don't get your damn panties in a bunch."

"I don't wear pa-"

"Figuratively! What's the fun in telling you immediately? Besides, even if I did leave out of this place and tell you, it's not likely you would have caught them in time, unless I had decided to do that when they were both in here."

"So at one point, the two were in here?"

"Yeah. Olimar brought Ness and Toon Link looked to be getting dragged by something. It was weird. Trippy. But at that point, they weren't suspected at the time. I talked to them both. Beat up Ness, hugged Toon Link, that was fun."

"And you wonder why you're in here." he sighed.

"No, I don't. The same way I football slammed Ness on the ground is the same way you're allowing everyone, including my friends, to find and tear them to pieces. I'm not the villain here, I'm just the bad cop." Sheik finished. Master Hand floated silently on the other side of the door.

"Sheik."

"What?"

"Do you want to go get them or not?" The question soared in the air. Sheik was quiet.

"..."

"..."

"Give me their coordinates."

Lucas
Diddly-doo
Toon Link's Super Secret Passageway of Secretness...That's A Secret

It didn't take long for Lucario to pull him down. But it was pretty obvious that he was more than likely with Toon Link and Ness. Rosalina got to him before Snake tore him apart.

"Lucas? What are you doing here?" she asked. Before he could respond, she heard the muffled voice of Snake being held back by Bowser.

"I think it's pretty damn obvious what he's doing-"

"I didn't ask you Snake. You must be patient. Ignore that." she told him. Lucas swallowed the lump in his throat.

"Uh...well…"

"Speak child!" Bayonetta demanded. Rosalina turned towards her. Both of them were insanely tall, but Bayonetta is still the tallest of them all.

"If you would let him speak first, that'd be great. You have no understanding of children."

"Oh please. I don't mind children unless they're crying."

"It doesn't matter. Allow him the chance to speak." she said. Bayonetta backed off. She went back to Lucas who had a smile on his face. "What?"

"Well," he started. "I found this place. I saw Roy and Corrin screwing around with the tree and decided that before they ruined everything, I would go find the two. They're my friends, if I found them first, I could ask for no punishment." he lied. Fox frowned.

"That doesn't make any sense. How coul-"

"Hey guys! Look! I found a button!" Roy had advanced to the next room and was about to press one of two buttons.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? DON'T TOUCH THAT!" Zelda shouted at him. He stumbled back.

"What? Should I hit this one instead?" There were two buttons. A big red one and a big blue one. The big red one had arrows pointing at it and words that said 'Push me! Hit it! Press! Good button!' while the big blue one didn't have anything next to it. It was dull as well. The smashers rushed into the room. Zelda slapped his hand away. Snake examined the buttons.

"Great, which one should we press?" he asked. Ryu pointed to the blue one.

"The red one is obviously a trap. Look at the labels. They don't want us to push the blue one. Probably since we'll advance." he said. Corrin shook his head.

"I don't think so. That's exactly what they'll expect us to do. If we do hit the red one, unexpectedly, I'm pretty sure that they'll have a path for us forward."

"Let's put it to a vote." Snake said. "Hold up your hand for the red button. Hold em up. Red button...alright, hands down. Now, everyone who wants the blue button, raise your hand. Raise them high for the blue button...alright. Including me, wait. Why the hell is there an odd number? Raise your hand for the red button. Only vote once...Okay, same amount. Blue button? One...two..three...goddamnit! Who just raised their hand a second time?" Marth was snickering next to Corrin. "Marth! Since you think you're so funny, how about you be the one to push the red button? Go ahead!" Bayonetta pushed him forward, barely able to keep on his feet. Everyone backed up.

"Wait!" familiar voice called out. Samus and Lucina were covered in green paint. "We're here. What did we miss?" Samus asked, shoving Lucina aside. She hit the ground on her knees and cried out. Snake was taking cover in his box.

"Hey Sammy. Marth's about to push the button since he was screwing around. I don't think you wanna be in the front." he said. Lucina got off the ground and barged past Yoshi and Greninja.

"Excuse me, I would like to see what's going on." she said, stumbling to the front. Marth clicked the button and dodged to the side. Nothing seemed to happen. A panel opened above it. Meta Knight was eying it suspiciously.

"What is it doing?" he asked. Nobody was reluctant to go to it. Swiftly, it shot out three darts with magic substance. The three darts found its way into the curious Lucina, unsuspecting Cloud, and unfortunate Robin.

"Ouch! Hey, that hurt!" Robin cried out when the dart flew into her arm.

"Ow! Jeez!" Lucina yanked the needle from her shoulder. Cloud pulled out the one that barely caught the side of his neck.

"What's in these?" he said, examining the pinkish looking substance on the tip of the needle. His vision became blurry and his hands rocketed up to his face. Dr. Mario yanked the needle away and looked at the substance. He tasted it. Sweet, like candy. He spit it on the floor when he realized what type of chemical it was.

"Oh no!"

"What's wrong?" Meta Knight asked another question. Lucas chewed his fingernails. He knew what was about to happen. He moved out of their sight.

"This is-a something usually used to-a influence- one's mind. For-a those who may have-a mental disabilities, the substance can-a calm or put them or anyone to sleep for-a that matter. But this is-a different. It negatively influences the mind. I'm-a not sure to what-a extent, but I know that they'll have-a no control!" he told. Robin's head snapped up, Link being the first she laid eyes on. He looked at her with his hand on his paper sword.

"Link."

"Yeah?" he focused on her, thinking that his sword would help him. She took slow steps towards him.

"There's...some things that I thought you should know. I've been keeping a secret from you that I am ready to tell." she spoke softly. His position softened.

"Really? What is it? Did you steal something?" he questioned. She was closer now, arm's length away when she stopped.

"It's just that...I've been bottling up some things. Emotions. I need to let them out."She began walking again to where they were face to face. He backed up slightly. "I have been bottling up my feelings for you. And to get rid of them, to finally be free, I need you. Please, grant me this at least." she said slowly. His eyes widened slightly as she got closer.

"Uh, what, what're you doing?" he barely finished before she wrapped her arms around him. She pushed her breasts against his chest and pressed her lips against his. He jerked away and pushed her head from his. His eyes were wide with surprise.

"Robin! What's gotten into you? I'm in a relationship!" he shouted. She wasn't having it. She tried to kiss him again and he stumbled onto the ground. Zelda's body was almost literally on fire. Link saw and was trying to get away as fast as possible. "Wait! Zel, i-it's not what you think!" he sputtered when she stepped in front of him. He was on the ground crawling away from Robin when Zelda grabbed her arm.

"Get away from him. Now." she said without compassion, fire burning around her and her words sizzling into the air. Robin's lifeless eyes stared back at her, only the colored part of her pupils remained. Robin ignored her and continued towards the swordsman. Zelda's mouth opened to show gritted teeth. All of a sudden, there was a loud 'THWAP' as Zelda smacked Robin. She stumbled to the side and looked at her. The area had gone to silence. Fury erupted in Robin's eyes as she and Zelda stared each other down.

Robin slapped her back.

The two were smacking each other back-to-back. Zelda jumped into the air, body covered in flames. As she was coming down she thrust out her legs, a huge flash struck the zone. Her lightning kick sent Robin flying into the wall. There was a small crease in where the smasher flew. But her persistence grew as the two fought for the trembling Link. Samus rammed Robin to the ground and her gun whip wrapped around her, keeping her from moving.

"That's enough of that. Calm down princess, it's under control." she said as Robin squirmed. But they forgot about the other two smashers. She turned around to find Lucina's face dangerously close to hers. Then she remembered that Lucina had been hit by the dart. "Lucina! Back off!" she barked and shoved her away. But Samus was the first that she laid her eyes on. And she was determined. The blue-haired swordsman quickly got up and re-approached her. Samus looked to the side to see Peach whose eyes were glistening. Her heart pumped when it came to things like these. Samus thrusted the gun to her hands.

"Here, hold this. Don't lose it, it's important." Samus faced Lucina who was heartstruck. She held her arms wide, as if gesturing a hug. Lucina smiled and took her embrace. Samus bent backward and german suplexed her into the ground. "How does it feel? I have no heart." she whispered. Lucario grinned. "Damn it Lucario. I'm trying to be intimidating." she dropped Lucina to the ground. There seemed to be comotion elsewhere.

Cloud was staring intensely at Mewtwo. The pokemon didn't like it. Cloud began to walk towards him(or it. Whatever gender you prefer), looking into his eyes. Big mistake. Mewtwo's eyes flashed and Cloud became dizzy. With a wave of the creature's hand, Cloud went spiralling into the air. Mewtwo pulled back his arms and thrusted a dark attack, burning and blowing him away.

"Everyone! Don't just stand there! Pin him down!" there was no need. Cloud had hit his head super hard on the wall, knocking him out. Samus however still had Lucina all over her. She was a lot harder to deal with than she initially thought.

"Damn it Lucina! Fuck off! I don't swing like that!" Samus kicked her off her feet and slammed her back onto the ground. Lucina almost didn't even react. The swordsman snatched her arm and pulled Samus down. She struggled on her feet as Lucina flipped up, wrapping herself around her arm and pulling her face to hers. Samus swung her other arm, picking Lucina up off the ground, right into the air above her. Samus dropped her over her outstretched knee. Lucina gasped out, finally reacting a little. She rolled off and crawled to her feet. Samus pulled back her fist when Snake grabbed her hand.

"Sammy! You're going to snap her in half before she's back to normal! No more fighting!" he growled. Samus eyebrows narrowed.

"Snake, how I handle my attacker is none of your business. You're just lucky I haven't snapped her neck yet."

"Isn't she your friend?"

"She's alright, not bad to hang out with. I don't mind her. But calling her friend is a huge stretch. My wrist is still broken and it is killing me. I don't at all hate her, but she's breaking some huge boundaries here. "

"It's not her, she's out of her fucking mind. But whatever she's turned into, show her some affection."

"Snake! No! I'm not that kind of woman!" she protested. He facepalmed as Lucina latched herself to Samus.

"I'm not suggesting that. Just...uh...give her a piggyback ride or something." Samus looked at Lucina. Lucina looked back with soulless pupils and smiled.

"...Fine." she sighed. She knelt down and Lucina crawled onto her back, smelling her hair and releasing a very...orgasmic...sound. "Snake, this is making me uncomfortable." Lucina leaned into her ear.

"Mmm, you smell different when you're awake…" Samus had the pleasure of Lucina licking her ear. She winced and nearly backed into a wall. Instinctively.

"Guys, can we move on? It's getting late." Fox glanced at his watch. It was almost 5:00. He had to figure out what he was eating for dinner. He walked up and pressed the blue button. It sparked and electrocuted him. "Gzzt!" he fell onto the ground fried. Yoshi jumped in surprise. Corrin looked confused.

"Wait, if neither of the buttons worked, how do we get past?" he asked. There was the sound of something opening.

"Guys, there's a door over here." Pit said, opening it. Palutena marched forward and patted him on the head.

"Exemplary work Pit! Good job! Don't worry, I will be the brave one to advance first into this new terrain!" she smiled. She walked into the door, "Ahhhh!..." and fell into an endless pit. Pit ran to the edge and placed his foot over what seemed invisible.

"Guys, this hall is see-through!" he cried out.

"Oh for the love of, I don't have time for this!" Samus said. She ran into the door, Lucina bobbing on her back. She jumped over the first part of the door and landed on an invisible wall. She ran around the ceiling to the opposite wall. The smashers looked at each other, shrugged, and followed her. There were bodies everywhere. Marth jumped and landed on nothing, barely getting caught by Yoshi, who was happy to help.

"Oh gods, pull me up!" Yoshi ate him whole and popped out an egg. He chucked it. It flew through the air like a football and smacked Wario in the head. Wario stumbled into a hole, his hands catching the edges of the invisible platform.

"Wah! Oh, mama mia. Luckily I grabbed the edge-" Villager fell from the sky and jumped off his head. Wario flew down to the pit. "You little braaaaaaa…" he shouted on his way down. Villager looked down with empty eyes.

"DoEs ThIs LoOk LiKe ThE fAcE oF mErCy!?" he grinned. He missed Villie, his best friend (aka, villager with the pink hair). Samus was almost at the end of the hall when she saw something flying at her. It looked like another sucker punch fist, but with a missile on the back.

"Oh shit! Rocket-propelled punches!" she warned the others. She didn't have time to move, she was in the air. So she ducked down and the fist missed her. Instead crashing into Lucina's jaw. She flew out of her hands into Greninja. They didn't fall into the void, but hit the ground with a thud. "Uh...whoops. Welp, not my problem anymore." she said and turned to the door way. She was the first to make it. There were still Rocket Punches flying from the ground at other smashers, but what was the fun in destroying the guns? Not her problem. Her radio sparked up.

"Samus! Stop the guns!" Snake's voice called out. She smirked.

"Why?"

"Samus!"

"Alright, I was just joking." She walked over and pushed a small button next to the firing gun, turret, thingie, assuming it was the power button. Instead, a mechanical hand descended from the ceiling. Samus, who was not in the mood for anymore pranks, grabbed it, trying to pull it from the ceiling. It was a lot sturdier than it seemed. She planted her feet firmly into the floor, sweat forming on her face as she groaned, trying to break the arm. It swung in one direction, sending her backwards. Fox was the next one to make it to the room. The mechanical hand shot in his direction, picking him up.

"Ah! Let me go! What's with this thing?" It held him into the air. "Samus! Help me out here!" Sumas, I mean, Samus jumped up and kicked the hand, but was instead swatted away with Fox's body.

"Ah! Damn!" she struggled as a panel opened up the floor. It revealed a yellowish goop, scolding hot. Who knows what it did. The hand darted towards the goop with Fox.

"Wait! Don't drop me! What is that stuff?" he asked. The hand let go except for its index finger and thumb, pinching Fox's tail and dangling him over the goop. "Hey, that hurts! Don't let go, but let go!" Samus got off the ground and reach for her gun, finding nothing. She remembered that Peach still had it, with a struggling Robin on the other end. It reminded her of Lucina, making her shudder. The hand let go of the shouting Fox, making him fall earthward. He didn't want to die in melted cheese, if that's what it was. Samus ran and dove to the edge, holding out her hand.

"Fox! Grab on!" Fox reached out and caught her fingertips, hanging dangerously close to yellow muck. She grabbed him with her other hand and pulled him to the ground. The rested on the floor.

"*huff* *puff* Thanks."

"No...problem. Boxcar for a reason."

"To beat up little kids?" there was a pause.

"Pretty much." she and Fox stood up, stretching and waiting for others. Mario jumped up and grabbed the floor over the gap. He pulled himself up.

"Hey look, Mario's here." Fox pointed out. There was a small exploding sound. A green missile, Luigi, flew and accidentally head-butt Mario in the back as an attempt to get in. Mario flew forward.

"Fox look out!" Samus dodged out of the way. Mario rolled forward.

"Gah!" Fox cried as he was knocked backwards, careening into the goop. Mario held his head.

"Oh...that-a hurt. Who did-a I just hit?" he thought aloud. He saw Fox in the goop. If only he had brought F.L.U.D.D….

Fox jumped out as quickly as he could. He was plastered with the stuff, wincing at the heat.

"Somebody get this cheese off me!" Rosalina, Snake, Link, Kirby, and Duck Hunt reached the area. In that order. Snake ran and stomped the turrets launching the sucker-punch fist to death. He looked at Samus.

"Samus! I thought you were going to shut this damn thing off!" he scolded. She shot a mean look at him.

"Did you not see what just happened?" she asked him bitterly.

"No, I didn't I was too busy making sure I didn't get punched in the face, like the doctor."

"Well, you're fine aren't you? Don't be such a baby." she curtly replied. Snake sneered.

"Jeez, who shit in your food. What 'happened' anyway?"

"Somebody get this cheese off me!" Fox repeated, burning slightly too much to do it himself. Luigi strode up to him.

"Don't-a worry. I'll help…" he reached out, but his hand was smacked away by Rosalina.

"Unless you want to be slick, I wouldn't touch him if I were you." she warned. The runny cheese goop stuff made its way down his body, every spot it touched left his pink, exposed skin. Fox heard what she said and turned to face her.

"Huh? What do you mean?" he asked. Rosalina looked away.

"Your arm…" he looked down only for his expression to change drastically. His fleshy (and pink) arm had been ridden of all hair. He felt his head. Meaty. Ears. squishy. He turned around and looked at his tail.

"AAAAH! WHAT'S HAPPENED TO ME!? I'M A MONSTER!" he cried out, running and sliding under Snake's box.

"Hey! Get out of there!" Snake fussed. He went to grab the box, only for it to move away from him. There were sobbing noises coming from it. Snake decided to just leave him alone.

"Guys?" Pit said.

"That was kind of disturbing." Marth said, standing at the doorway. He must've just made it and saw what happened. Marth moved as Link, Zelda, Mewtwo (who was telekinetically carrying an unconsious Cloud), and Captain Falcon hopped through the door. Zelda dusted off her dress.

"Well that was a hassle. What's all of the commotion?" she asked. Samus shook her head.

"Uh...Fox just lost all of his body hair. He's not taking it too well." as she said that, there were wails from the box.

"Heh. More like he's not taking it so 'wail'. Eh Zelda?" Link joked. Zelda frown, folded her arms, and turned away from him. He sighed and walked over to Roy. "Man, what do I do? Ever since Robin kissed me, Zelda won't even so much as look at me.."

"Dude, that just happened. Maybe she's still upset. Besides, this is Zelda we're talking about. It wasn't your fault; she'll get over it." Roy said. Link scratched his head.

"I hate it when things like this happen. I just all-in-all hate it when she's upset in general, not even at me. I just want to see her happy."

"Look man, you're just going to have to wait it out. I've been in the same situation. This is the solution." There was the sound of something dragging. Captain Falcon stood up.

"Yo. If you don't mind, I'm going to keep going." he stated, walking over to the green button on the wall.

"No! Don't push it-" but it was too late. He clicked the button and another mechanical hand came from the ceiling. It patiently looked around for a target.

"Kill it!" Corrin yelled, jumping up and grabbing it (don't forget his sword is paper). There were attacks coming from everywhere. Mega man sprung off of Rush, landing in the room. People seemed to still be arriving.

"Woah! What's going on here!?" There were all sorts of attacks flying everywhere. Someone threw a goddamn fridge. I'm joking. But Villager did throw a tree after cutting it down and pocketing it. Mega Man dodged an incoming bomb. "You know what!? I don't want to know!" he shouted, shooting at whatever everybody else was shooting. The mechanical hand seemed unaffected by all of this. It went straight for the box, snatching Fox from underneath.

"Ah no! Not you again! Haven't you done enough!?" another panel opened in the ground. This time with green goop instead. It looked really cold. "Somebody help!"

"We're trying!" Zelda used Din's Fire. It nearly set him on fire.

"This hand is really strong!" Snake said, loading another clip into his Semi-automatic shotgun (Remington. Fav of mine). The hand dangled Fox over the goop.

"Do something! Please!" Fox cried. Lucario began to charge an Aura sphere.

"Stay patient!"

All of a sudden, Mr. Game and Watch jumped up and pulled out a '9' hammer on Judge. He smacked the hand, sending a metal splitting sound through the air and making it fly off the hinges. It hit the wall and spun into the muck, carrying a screaming Fox. The was a mini explosion. Must've been the hand. There were more noises of something dragging. Corrin fell off the ceiling.

"Ow!"

"Is Fox dead?" Lucas asked, looking over the edge.

"No, I can still sense his life force." Lucario answered. Fox jumped out the goop quickly as possible. He was covered in the stuff, shivering as well.

"Somebody get this Jello™ off of me!" he shouted. Strangely, Peach made it to the doorway, struggling to bring something with her. She was having a hard time getting 'her' up the ledge.

"Ngh!" she struggled. Everybody simply watched her. Finally, she pulled Robin, who was still tied up, over the edge of the door. She drug her all the way inside the room and rested against the wall. SHe was panting hard and had a light shine of sweat on her forehead. It wasn't natural for her appearance, but she'll be fine. Robin was struggling against the rope, still.

"So that's what that dragging noise was." Samus walked over to Peach. She grabbed her gun and patted the princess on the head. "Good job. Now, Fox, how do you feel?"

"Somebody get this Jello™ off of me!" he repeated.

"Guys!" People had forgotten about what Pit had to say.

"Uh, I-a don't know about-a helping you, Fox." Luigi sheepishly said. "I don't really-a know what this-a goop does to you…" All of a sudden, Fox became poofy again...with hair! He fell to the ground.

"Oh thank the lord in heaven!" he prayed. But he got poofier and poofier. It was starting to stretch inches, feet, meters. Once Fox noticed, his expression changed instantly. "Goddamnit! Why? What have you done to me!?" he cried. Everybody began to back away.

"Fox, you're getting spiky, like a porcupine…" Sonic mentioned. It was about to get deadly in there. His hair was growing to the size of the room. AND spikier.

"Oh shit!" Snake yelled. He was backed against the wall.

"We got to get out of here!" L.L. said.

"Guys!"

"WHAT PIT!? IS NOW REALLY THE TIME!?" Marth, Link, and Corrin yelled.

"There's a door over here!" there was a creaking sound as he opened it. Fox was groaning as the weight of the extra hair began to weigh him down.

"D-damn it...I can't...stand…" he stuttered. He was still growing, and FAST. Nobody could cut the hair out of the way without blades, so the name of the game was…

"Everybody haul ass!" Samus shouted. The smashers ran for their lives, trying their best to avoid falling into the piles of muck. Samus stopped short with Diddy Kong and Mega Man behind her.

"Oh shit, we're stuck!" Samus was right next to the yellow goop. She reached down and grabbed a handful. Quickly, she slung it all over the hair blocking the way. It retreated, but was quickly regrowing. "Come on!" she yelled, ushering Diddy Kong forward. Fox fell to the ground as his pointy sharps nearly impaled any of the remaining smashers. The door slammed shut behind them only to find that his spike were sticking through.

Master Hand
5:03pm
Smash Mansion

Master Hand was floating outside, trying to figure out something he could do to fix the mansion. Sure, there was a number of ways he could do it, but he wanted the most effective way.

"Well, with Crazy taking his evening nap and all of the smashers gone, it's gotten pretty quiet around here. It's peaceful. I hope nothing else bad happens."

"Master Hand! Master Hand! The king needs your help! Quick!" Master Hand sighed at this notice. He turned to find King Dedede holding an incapacitated smasher. "He needs the doctor immediately!" Master Hand took one look at him and the smasher was healed in the snap of a finger. He began to wake up over Dedede's shoulder.

"Ugh...Wh-what the hell?...What the hell!? Put me down fatass!" Dark Pit pushed himself off of Dedede. He wiped the blood off his chin and neck and looked at it thoroughly. "What happened?"

"I ain't sure, but I know when I found you that you wasn't doing too well! Master Hand here fixed you up!"

"Oh...Well, I'm not sure what happened, but thank you...I guess...Now, what happened while I was out? Did you find the pranksters?" he asked Master Hand.

"About that. It was Toon Link and Ness. I have their coordinates. Whoever captures them first can choose their punishment." he told.

"Death!?" Pittoo's eyes shined.

"WITHIN reason. If you would like to go get them, I could tell you where they are."

"Hell yeah I wanna know!"

"So does the king! Tell me now!" Master Hand stared at the two of them.

"You two are horribly mannered. I'll show you nonetheless. Do be prepared for them as well. I can only feel that the others aren't doing so well."

"Alright. Since this moron found me, I'll grant you the honor of traveling beside me until we get there." Dark Pit pointed at Dedede with his thumb. Dedede frowned.

"Ima just ignore that. Master Hand!"

"Yes?"

"Send word of my arrival to the Boxcars!"

"Sure. As a matter of fact, I'll call them now so you can speak to them." Master Hand did something and a ringing noise could be found. The other end barely picked up.

"Ah! It's so sharp and spiky! It's coming in deeper! We can't take this! I don't know how much further we can go! There's too much! It's sticking to the walls! It's coming inside! Help Master Hand! Hel-" it hung up. Dark Pit was dying on the concrete while Dedede had a shocked look on his face.

"Uh...Let's disregard that. You and Dark Pit should be on your way."

"Okey-dokey! Hey! Dark Pit, you ready?"

"Ahahaha! Was that fucking Samus!? Oh my god! Hahahahaha!"

"I don't think he's ready Master Hand."

"Me neither Dedede. Me neither."

"Well, while we wait, the king is hungry! Bring me what you promised!" he declared, laying back to prepare himself for food. Master Hand floated confusedly.

"Promise? What promise?" King Dedede's expression changed.

"Where the hell is the king's cake!?"

Did you like it? This was fun to do! Be sure to leave feedback or prank suggestions in my DMs (direct messages) or the comment section! I do respond! Thanks for reading! Next chapter is going to be BIG. Three more left! 11, epilogue, extra stories. I had tons of fun reading and writing this stuff! It's not easy sometimes, but I make room for fanfiction when I can! But besides real world problems or other boring shit, I prefer to look at the good side. Creative criticism is accepted and appreciated! Until then, I leave you with but a toodles!

that is, if you're still interested of course.