"Sacre bleu [24]!" France cried as he raced through the arboretum with England. "You just had to cut down the tree, didn't you?"
"I-" England spluttered, blushing a furious shade of red.
"You take tsundere to a whole other level," South Korea commented.
"I'm not-" England began.
"Yes, you are," All of the nations chorused.
"Fine!" England screamed as one of the security guards tackled him over, "Fine! That bloody tree- bloody anime-"
"Excuse me?" Japan hissed, his normally stoic demeanor disappearing.
"I'm sick of all the maid costumes!"
"On my honor, I will destroy you!" Japan yelled.
"Guys, someone call the Pope!" America yelled, "I think Keeks got possessed!"
"Too many b-"
"There is no such thing as too many b-" South Korea began loudly.
"Don't say that word!" China shrieked, "How dare you, bringing dishonor to our family-"
"Tentacles are s-"
"K-drama is the best-"
"Stop mocking my animation!"
"Godzilla!"
"K-pop!"
"Aiya!"
"Can you even arrest a nation?" France wondered suddenly.
Turkey shrugged, "Heck if I know. We should get you guys out of there."
"Alright," England said, punching a security guard in the face, "I'll get one of Wales' dragons-"
"No way that will work!" France declared.
"Just watch," England snapped, "Bloody frog."
Suddenly, a long, serpentine dragon descended from the clouds and swatted the guards aside with it's tale. It's scale were white, green and blue, it had ancient eyes that told a tale of honor and sacrifice, of war and love.
"You're welcome," China said smugly.
"Woah, dude!" America shouted, "That was wicked rad!"
"I was about to call a dragan!" England yelled, looking furious.
"Whatever!" France shouted, jumping onto the back of the dragon and offering England his hand. "Just get on before we get arrested!"
England scowled at the proffered hand, but he took it anyways. The two clung to the back of the dragon as it soared farther and farther away, before finally descending into America's home.
The nations all agreed that two near-arrests, one crazy car trip, on dead tree, and one broken phone were enough for one day, even by their standards. It was time to rest.