Harry Potter and the Carnivorous Pony
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"Now children, before we head to the petting zoo, I urge you to mind your manners and do NOT bewitch the animals!" Dumbledore shouted.
And with that, the countless Hogwarts students were herded onto the train, and it took off in the direction of the nearest petting zoo. No one was sure why they were going, but Dumbledore found it necessary to visit a petting zoo for some reason.
The ride was long and boring, and everyone from the youngest first years to the oldest 7th years were looking forward to petting some fuzzy mammals. Soon, the train stopped and they were herded off like so many cattle.
They caught sight of the animals, and all hell broke loose. A great stampede of children thundered toward the fuzzy bunnies, soft llamas, cuddly sheep, and adorable ponies.
Ron ran over to one of the ponies and climbed onto its back.
"YEEEEEEHAAAWWWWW!1!1!1!SHIFT+1!" Ron shrilled.
The pony began to run, and stopped suddenly next to the rabbit hutch. An adorably fluffy bunny scampered out, trying painfully hard to look cute. The pony whinnied happily and chomped down on the rabbit's head. The students gasped, and a few of the smaller girls began to cry as the pony wolfed down the rabbit and belched loudly.
"Erm..." Ron stammered as he climbed down from the pony's back, his ears a violent shade of crimson.
And with that, the students headed back to the train. They'd had enough of the petting zoo for today.