Meloetta the Chick

Editorial 2

Hoopa Event at McDonald's?

The camera turns on, showing Duncan the Zorua in a dark room.

"Heyo everyone. My name is Duncan and welcome to this important announcement I have for all you Pokemon fans." Duncan announced.

"Now recently, I may have hacked into Virizion 2.6's Google+ account and found out from Virizion's friends, Silax the Derptard and Sierra the Slightly Insane Entei Princess, that Hoopa is coming out next week on November 27 and it ends on December 23. And oh boy, am I excited about it."

Duncan's smile then turns into a frown.

"But unfortunately, and probably ridiculously, the Hoopa event is being promoted at McDonalds INSTEAD of GameStop. Reason why is because of the whole Pokemon Happy Meal toy event featuring Groudon and Kyogre, and yes, even Hoopa."

Duncan then shakes his head with disbelief.

"Now I know what you're thinking. 'But Duncan? Why is McDonald's hosting a Mystery Gift event when they can just sell the toy?' Honestly, I have no idea why they would do it, but they are. Now I know, it's ridiculous to do this. Heck, even Keldeo the Critic might find this a stupid idea. Or Genesect the Angry Bug. Or Arceus, Ryu Taylor, Kyurem, or basically anyone will find this stupid."

Duncan then grabs a soda off-screen and drinks it. Then he sets it down.

"Now, it's not my job to promote the Pokemon Critics of the idea McDonald's coming up with, but I can at least inform them on what the Game Freak is planning."

Duncan then jumps out of the camera's sights as a chalkboard with pictures from 1 to 6 was dragged on screen. Duncan then jumps back in the shot.

"Now, there are a couple ways I found out on how to get Hoopa from McDonald's if you're still living with a parent, but this one is probably the simplest one. This is for those viewers who are with a parent. And this is how I would do it as well. You can chose to do this yourself, but this is just a strategy. So let's get to it."

Duncan points to the first picture.

"Step 1: If you're hungry, ask a parent to take you to McDonald's."

He points to the second picture.

"Step 2: Tell her about the Hoopa event and bring your 3DS along with either Pokemon X, Y, Omega Ruby, or Alpha Sapphire."

Points to the third picture.

"Step 3: Connect to McDonald's Free Wifi from your 3DS once you get inside and turn on either X, Y, Omega Ruby, or Alpha Sapphire."

Points to the fourth picture.

"Step 4: Order whatever you want, even a Happy Meal if you want."

Points to the fifth picture.

"Step 5: Eat at your food until you finished completely or until you can't eat anymore."

Finally, points to the sixth and final picture.

"Last but not least, Step 6: Go to Mystery Gift, select Receive Gift, select Via Internet and you get your Hoopa in your Gen VI game."

Duncan the grabs his soda and drinks it. Then sets it down.

"And that's it. This is how I would do it. You can do it your way if you want. It's your choice. Now what do I think of the idea for the Hoopa event at McDonald's? I think it's dumb, but can I blame them? No. No I can't. It's not the stupidest idea to promote a Mystery Gift hosting place, but it's stupid."

Duncan then jumps out of the camera's sights and pushed the chalkboard out of sight. Then jumps back in the shot.

"So thank you for watching. If you find my strategy helpful, let me know. And if you like me hosting discussions Editorials, then I'll do more. And something else, Meloetta was supposed to have a Halloween Review on Halloween, but there were a few little problems about posting it on here. So, to make it up, Meloetta will review a horror story requested by me if a couple of days. No worries."

Duncan then smiles and jumps around happily.

"I'm Duncan and I'll see you later."

The camera turns off.