"Ugh... what?" Sans shakes his head.
"Oh, hey Sans! You're up! Good. Now help me dunk this kid." Sans stands up and begins stretching.
"Gah... yeah sure." Sans one-ups you by creating about fifteen Blasters against your one.
"Fuck you." Sans laughs creepily. Chara drops her knife, stunned.
"SANS?!"
*Sans, I thought you told everyone you're human!(Sans shrugs)
*Nope. Papyrus doesn't know. Look, this may be confusing, but can we talk about this after?
*Ugh, fine.
You create about 15 bones, one-uped again by Sans who makes 50 normal and 50 blue. Both you and Sans surround Chara in bones, then Gaster Blast her to pieces.
"Well... that was easy." Sans closes his eyes.
"It's not over. Duck!" Sans nearly gets cut in half by Chara, who quickly and quietly got behind you guys, before you grab and pull Sans downward. Chara jumps back. She seems to have only a few hit points left since she's bleeding.
"Aw, c'mon. It doesn't have to end like this. We could settle this some other way..." She blushes and tugs at her shirt. The name icon next to her head turns yellow.
"...Eh, fuck it, I'm sparing her." Both you and Sans simultaneously hit the spare button. The battle simulation ends.
"Yay!" Chara jumps into your arms, rubbing her breasts on your face.
"MMMFF?! WHU HU FUH?" Chara jumps off.
"You just agreed to be in a relationship with her dude. Heh, Frisk is going to kill you." Sans says, laughing.
Eugh so unexpected. Woah. Anywhoozies, shout out to people like HazelTheKinkyWriter who makes some pretty good fanfics, actually. That was quite the adventure wasn't it? And for haters...
"Go to hell."
"I hate you"
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