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98% Muscle
Randy just stood there. Being trapped in an invisible box was boring. If he had something to entertain himself it wouldn't be so bad but he didn't so… Why did he just think about National Geographic's theme music? Was he going insane? He was going insane! He had to get out of here!
"Howard! Quick! Get me out of here!"
Howard just blinked. Why would Randy want to get out, besides the obvious of wanting to stop stanked Ken! It looked pretty comfy in that invisible box. "Right, just let me think of something…"
"Think quickly! I just thought about the National Geographic theme music!"
That bit of information just caused Howard to think harder. The National Geographic theme music? That wasn't good! "Uh, right, I'll go get help!"
"No! Don't get help!" Randy really didn't want anyone to hear about this. If anyone else were to know about this, it would be torture until the semester's end. If lovely Theresa were to know about this he'd never be able to face her again… That and she could not come into the guy's washroom. Guys went into the guys' washroom girls went into the girls' washroom. You simply did not go into the other gender's washroom it was an invasion of privacy! Of course that was all presuming Theresa was one of the people Howard would find to get help.
"Alright, I'll do things the hard way then." Howard slammed into the invisible box, knocking it down and breaking it apart completely. As Randy stood up he looked at Howard incredulously. How did he do that? "Ninety-eight percent of my bodyweight is muscle." If that was true then Howard must have been too lazy to use it most of the time.
But that wasn't important.
Randy smiled, triumphantly. Time to save the day!