Chapter 10: Maddie's Big Secret
"Ashley, I did something…Something very…Oh My God!" Maddie cried
"Tell me what's wrong." Ashley demanded as she walked into the house.
"Ash, I cheated…I cheated on Matt." Maddie started crying hysterically.
Ashley dropped the phone is disbelief, causing John to run in the house.
"What happened? Ashley, baby what's wrong?" He asked
"Nothing, everything is just fine. I'll be okay, just go back outside with the kids." She said before picking the phone up off of the floor.
"Maddie, how? How could you possibly have managed to cheat on Matt?" Ashley asked starting to get pissed
"Ash, you getting mad is the last thing that I need right now. I just need you to come to my hotel room, ASAP." Said Maddie
"Maddie, you better have a good explanation for this." Ashley said
"Just get over here as soon as you can." Said Maddie
"Fine, I'll be there in a couple of minutes." Said Ashley as she hung up
When Ashley put the phone back on the receiver, John was standing behind her with the look of astonishment on his face.
"How long have you been standing there?" Ashley asked with her back to him
"Long enough to know that Maddie cheated on Matt. With who? Did she tell you?" He asked
"John, just shut up. I need to think." Ashley said as she put her finger on his mouth
Ashley couldn't understand it. Maddie and Matt were so happy, so why would Maddie cheat on him?
Matt had to have done something to make Maddie do this. Ashley thought
Ashley soon snapped out of her thoughts. She grabbed her jacket and car keys and headed for the door.
"Tell Talon that I'll be right back." Said Ash as she walked out the front door.
As she pulled up onto the interstate, she couldn't help but think of reasons why Maddie would do such a thing. Wasn't it like a couple months ago that she and Matt had almost destroyed her and John's bed? What in the blue hell would possess Maddie to do such a stupid thing? Just then, she pulled into the parking lot of the Marriott Hotel. When she entered the lobby, she saw Dave Batista storming out of the elevator and out of the hotel. She quickly asked the receptionist at the desk for Maddie's hotel room, and when it was given, she ran into the elevator and pressed floor number 3. When the elevator reached its destination, she ran out of the elevator, and headed for Maddie's hotel room. She soon came to room 455, and started banging on the door.
"Maddie, are you okay? Maddie, open up the door!" Ashley yelled
When the hotel room door opened, Ashley's heart almost died at the sight of her best friend.
"What the hell did he do to you?" Ashley asked
"He didn't put his hands on me if that's what you're asking." Maddie replied
"Good, because if he did, Matt, John, and Randy would give him the ass beating of a lifetime."
Maddie opened up the door a little farther so Ashley could enter the room. When Ashley walked into the room, she could see that most of the room was completely destroyed.
"God damn, what did you do to piss him off like that?" Ashley asked
"I told him that we couldn't be together. You see, what happened between me and David was a mistake. It wasn't supposed to happen, but I got caught up in the moment and did the unthinkable." Maddie said as she sat in one of the dining room chairs.
"So what happened that night? I mean how could you have possibly done something so wrong, and so raunchy?" Ashley asked
"It was after a Smackdown taping, and Dave and I were in his locker room rehearsing our lines for the next Smackdown. After we had finished, I had lain down on the couch, and we just started talking, you know, like two friends. He had sat down and put my head on his lap, and we just talked. But then he started talking about how beautiful I looked and how much he wanted to kiss me. That's when I said that I had to go." Maddie explained
Flashback…
"Maddie, you looked so beautiful tonight, and those lips of yours cease to amaze me." He said with a smirk
"Keep the sappy shit to yourself Batista." Maddie said as she sat up
"You know, I would give anything just to feel those luscious lips against mine." He said as he moved slowly towards her.
"I think I better get going." She said a she hurried to the door.
"I think not." He replied as he jumped in front of the door.
"Dave, I really need to get back to the room." She said as she grabbed her car keys out of her purse.
"Every time I try to get close to you, you push me away. Why do you do that to me?" He asked as he backed her into a wall.
"Dave, you have to understand, I can't be with you because I'm engaged to Matt." she said
"Why? Why did you choose him over me? All I want to do is kiss you." He said as he put both of his hands on the wall.
"Fine, if I kiss you, then will you let me leave?" Maddie asked
"Of course, what's wrong with a little friendly kiss?" He asked
"Alright." She said.
Dave started kissing Maddie, at first it was soft and innocent, but Dave's hands couldn't help but feel their way all over Maddie's sexy framed body. He started nibbling at her neck, and she let out a soft moan.
"Dave, I have to go." She said
"Not yet, please. God, Madeline, I need you. I need to feel your body against mine." Dave said as he started feeling the tenderness of Maddie's skin.
"David, don't do this." Maddie whispered
"Don't fight me, Maddie. I know you want me, just like I want you." Dave said
Madeline soon gave into him, and she pulled off his shirt, and he took hers off as well. He then got down on his knees, and removed her red lace boy shorts. They started kissing again, but this kiss was rough and crucial. Maddie unbuckled his pants, and let them drop to the floor. Dave picked her up and she straddled her legs around his waste. Maddie let out a loud moan as Dave slowly slid himself inside her.
"Oh god!" Maddie screamed
"Shhh, Maddie you don't want anyone to walk in on us, now would you?" Dave whispered
"No, but this is soo wrong." She replied
"But it feels so right." He said as he started to kiss her passionately
Maddie grabbed the back of his neck to deepen the kiss. She couldn't believe the things that she was letting Dave do to her. But after they had both climaxed, Maddie grabbed a quick shower and rushed out of Dave's locker room without so much as a goodbye.
End of Flashback…
Ashley was seriously at a loss for words. She couldn't believe that Maddie would let Dave take advantage of her the way he did. But she wasn't angry, she just felt sorry for her best friend.
"Look, just as long as you tell Matt what happened, everything is going to be okay." Said Ashley
"You're kidding, right? If I tell him that I slept with Dave, the engagement is through, and so will our relationship. I don't want to lose Matt, Ash. I love him soo much, and if I could take back what happened two months ago, I would." Said Madeline as she started crying.
"Maddie, just calm down. Take a deep breath and let it out. Now listen to me, you have to tell him. Not today, but tell him soon, because if you hold this off, then he will surely break off the engagement. Look, you and Matt are so good with one another, and I would really hate for his life and your life to go straight to hell just because of Dave Batista. As for the dumb ass bastard, he'll be feeling the wrath of my nuts sooner than you think." Said Ashley
Maddie started to giggle a little, but it went away as soon as she remembered that she had more news to tell Ashley.
"Ashley, I wouldn't start joking around just yet, because I have more bad news." Said Maddie
"What is it?" Ashley asked
"Well, before the whole incident, I had been getting sick a lot. It started happening like a couple of weeks after Matt and I had consummated our engagement in your bed." Maddie reminded
"Oh God, I'm still trying to forget. Jesus Maddie, why did you have to bring that back to mind?" Ashley asked
"Because I think that's the reason why I'm two months pregnant." Said Maddie as she blew her nose
Ashley couldn't believe it. Her best friend since high school is pregnant by her cousin, who's she's known since she was a little girl.
"You can't be serious." Said Ashley as she sat back on the couch
"I have never been more serious about anything in my life." Said Maddie as she got up and lifted up her shirt to reveal a little tummy.
"And you're already starting to show?" Ashley asked
"Not a lot, but it's getting there." Said Maddie as she sat back down.
Just then Matt walked through the door and saw Ashley sitting across from Maddie.
"Damn, you just couldn't wait to tell Ash the good news, could you?" Matt asked as he put the shopping bags beside the couch
"Nope, I just had to get her over here to tell her the good news." Maddie replied
'Hey Matt, how are you?' Ashley asked
"Never been better. The wedding is a few months away, and Maddie is expecting, what more can a future husband/father ask for?" He asked as he kissed Maddie on her forehead.
"Hey, you two aren't doing anything today are you?" Ashley asked
"No, why?" Matt replied
"Well, John and I are having this little family barbecue, because Dorian, Talon's older brother is visiting us." Ashley said
"Sweet, I'm in for a barbecue." Said Maddie as she rushed into the bathroom and slammed the door.
Just then Ashley got up and followed Matt into the kitchen.
"Matt, there's something I need to tell you." Said Ashley
"What is it, Ash?" Matt asked
"Look, don't freak out after I tell you this, because it is about Maddie." Said Ash
"Ash, just tell me what's wrong?" Matt replied
"Maddie had a one nightstand with Dave Batista." Ashley blurted out
Just then Matt had dropped one of the dishes on the floor, and it shattered.
"What?" Matt asked
"Look, don't get pissed, it wasn't completely her fault. She tried to stop him, but she got caught up in the moment." Ashley explained
"So the baby might not be mine?" Matt asked
"No, the baby is yours, because the baby was conceived way before that happened." Ashley replied
Matt felt a little relief, but he couldn't believe that Maddie had cheated on him.
"Was she planning on telling?" Matt asked
"Yeah, but she wasn't going to tell you ASAP." Said Ashley
"Well, at least she was planning on telling me the truth." Said Matt
"Look, don't blame her for what happened. It was a mistake, and she doesn't feel anything for Dave." Ashley explained
"Are you sure?" Matt asked
"Matt, don't be silly. She is in love with you and only you, you big goof." Said Ashley as she playfully punched Matt in the arm.
"Look, just talk to her. Don't argue, because I've been through enough fights to win a damn championship. She really does regret what happened." Said Ashley
Just then Maddie walked out of the bathroom with a blue tank top, some hip huggers, and black flip flops. Her hair was nicely pulled back into a nice pony tail and she had a little lip gloss on.
"You all ready to hit the road?" Ashley asked
"Yep, oh and Ash, I'm riding with Matt." Said Maddie
"Okay, that's cool wit me." She said as she walked out of the door.
Matt gave Maddie a quick kiss on the lips and left for their car hand in hand.
Once they had gotten to the house, the first two people they saw was Bella and Avery. Avery had Bella on the ground in a headlock, and John was trying to pull her off of Bella. Ashley jumped out of the car and successfully pulled Avery off of Bella and dragged her in the house.
"Avery! What the hell is wrong with you? I leave for like fifteen minutes and you and Bella have to start fighting?" Ashley yelled
"She started it. You told her not to put her hands on Christian, and while you were gone, she did. So I did something about it." Said Avery as she folded her arms
Ashley was amazed that at least one of her daughters had the decency to stick up for Christian.
"Listen, even if I'm not here. There is to be no fist fighting in or outside of this house between any of you. Do you hear? If I find out that any of you had gotten into a fight with each other, there are going to be serious consequences." Said Ashley
"Yes ma'am." Avery replied
"Now go back out in the backyard." Said Ashley
Just then Maddie walked into the room.
"You really did handle that well, Ash." Maddie said
"Thanks girl, so what took you so long to get in the house?" Ashley asked
"Matt and I were talking in the car. You know, you could have at least waited for me to tell him first, Ash. You knew I was going to tell him, but you just had to blurt in out." Maddie said
"Maddie, listen…" Ashley was cut off
"No Ashley, you listen. I am not one of these people out here who hold off important things to tell their family or loved ones. I tell it like it is, and you know that. So what would make you think that I would hide this from the only person who I truly love with all of my heart?" Maddie asked
Ashley just sat down and shrugged her shoulders.
"I'm sorry, it's just that I didn't want my cousin to get hurt." Ashley replied
"Ashley, I know he's your cousin and all, but he's in good hands now. He has me, and you know good and damn well that I am going to be behind him one hundred percent, right?" Maddie asked
Ashley nodded
"I would never hide anything from him, and you should've known that by now." Said Maddie as she folded her arms
"Yeah I know, it's just that Matt has had my back for years, and I was just doing what I thought was right." Ashley explained
Maddie nodded her head and sat beside Ashley on the couch.
"Do you remember when I first introduced you to Matt?" Ashley asked
"Yeah, I was in my Randy phase then, but when I found out that he and Trish were married with kids, you were there for me when I cried for weeks." Maddie replied
"I never knew that you really loved him like that until you showed up at my hotel room crying your eyes out." Said Ashley
"Well, now that I'm engaged to Matt, I can finally be happy, and what happened two months ago is in the past. Now, I have a baby on the way, and Matt and I are going to be married by the time she's born." Said Maddie as she rubbed her belly
"Are you sure it's going to be a girl?" Ashley asked
"Damn straight my baby is going to be a girl." Maddie replied
Just then Matt walked in, with a small smile on his face.
"What are you smiling at?" Maddie asked
"Oh nothing, just smiling at the fact that your going to have a boy, that's all." Matt stated
"Ha, and what gives you that idea?" Maddie asked
"Well, I have strong sperm, and my sperm make boys." He said
"How do you know? Have you ever had a baby by any other women?" She asked
"Not that I know of." He said as he looked at the floor.
"Well then, how could you possibly know that your sperm make boys?" Maddie asked
"I can feel it." He said
"Okay, I think someone needs some fresh air." Said Ashley as she grabbed Matt's hand
"I'll be out back in a sec, I have to use the bathroom." Said Maddie
"Alright, but don't take too long." Ashley warned
Maddie turned around and flipped her the middle finger.
"That hurt Maddie. That really hurt." Ashley said as she walked into the backyard.
When Ashley and Matt disappeared, Maddie hurried to the bathroom, and started to throw up. She had fallen to the floor and started crying.
"God it hurts so badly." She cried
Just then Dorian opened the door to a crying Maddie.
"Hey Talon, there's some woman crying on your bathroom floor!" Dorian yelled
Talon rushed to see who it was, and to his surprise it was Maddie.
"Auntie are you alright?" Talon asked
"Does it look like I'm alright? Go and get Matt and your mother." Maddie demanded
"First I'm going to put you on the couch, come on." Said Talon and he put one of her arms around his neck.
"A little help here." Talon said to Dorian
Dorian quickly got Maddie's other arm and placed it around his neck, and together, they carried her into the living room and laid her down on the couch.
"Auntie Maddie, what's wrong?" Bella asked
"I just have a little tummy ache that's all." Maddie assured
Just then Ashley, Matt, and John rushed into the room.
"Uh oh, I think Maddie is going through her morning sickness phase." Matt warned
"Oh boy, that's not good." Said John
"No it's not good, is it?" Maddie said sarcastically
"Maddie, just keep still. I'll bring you something cold to drink." Said Ashley
"No, no, no. Bring her something warm, and nothing carbonated. You wouldn't want her to ruin your living room, now would you?" Matt asked
"Okay, how about some…." Ashley couldn't think of anything.
"Ginger Ale, she likes ginger ale." Maddie blurted out
"But Matt said…"
"Fuck what Matt said. I know what I'm talking about since I've been drinking only that for the past two months." Said Maddie
Matt felt a little hurt by what Maddie said, and he flopped down on the couch.
"Mattie baby, I'm sorry if I made you feel bad. But you know how my hormones can get. And I'm sorry if I haven't been the fiancée I should be, but you have to understand, being pregnant is complicated." Maddie started to cry again
Ashley started cracking up in the kitchen.
"What the fuck is so god damn funny?" Maddie yelled and she wiped her eyes
"Just hearing you break down like that, it's entertaining." Ashley replied
"Oh yeah, well how would you feel about a pregnant woman's foot being shoved up you ass?" Maddie threatened
"Maddie, sweetheart. Just calm down. Here drink your ginger ale." Said Matt as he handed her the large cup.
When Maddie took the cup, she immediately started to chug it. Everyone just sat and stared at her and she chugged almost a gallon full of ginger ale. When she was done, she let out the biggest belch that they have ever heard.
"Well, excuse the baby." She said with a smile
Everyone just stared at her in amazement.
That's my wife. Matt thought
That was amazing. Dorian thought
Cool, I want to do that too! Bella thought
Maddie is so disgusting. Ashley thought
"Would you all stop staring at me like I'm some kind of alien." Maddie snapped
"Well technically what you have in your stomach is an alien, because I have never heard a belch like that in my life." John stated
"And this coming from the king of all belches." Maddie said as she sat up on the couch
"Ha, ha, very funny." Said John as he sat on the other side of her
"You know, right now would be a really great time to take me to the hospital." Said Maddie in a calm and low voice.
Ashley literally leapt over the back of the couch, grabbed Maddie's jacket and quickly slipped it on.
"Ash, what are you doing?" John asked
"Did you even hear the tone of her voice?" Ashley asked
"I'm sorry I wasn't paying any attention." John replied
"When her voice gets that low and that quiet, that means that something really bad is about to happen." Ashley warned
Matt quickly got up, and put his jacket on as well.
"Come on, I'm taking you to the hospital." He said
"Well then let's get the hell up out of here before something bad happens." Maddie warned
Just then Maddie stopped dead in her tracks and looked over to Dorian and Talon.
"Nice to meet you Dorian, I'm Madeline, but feel free to call me auntie Maddie. If you haven't noticed, I'm pregnant, yes, so ignore my current mood. Now let's get the hell out of here!" She yelled
"She's cool. I wish Aunt Lisa was that cool." Dorian said
"Who was Aunt Lisa?" Talon asked
"Mom's younger sister. Due to her current acute paranoia, I can't visit her in the hospital." Dorian explained
"How in the hell did she wind up at a hospital?" Talon asked
"Well, since dad was a psychopath, mom and Aunt Lisa stayed in Toronto to hide from dad. But like usually he found them. He caught Auntie Lisa and tortured her half to death, but when the cops found her, she was traumatized and now, she's in the mental hospital suffering from acute paranoia." Dorian explained
"Well, now I know that I have more than one aunt that's out of her mind." Talon joked
Just then, Frankie punched Talon in his shoulder.
"What was that for?" Talon asked
"Auntie Maddie isn't out of her mind, so don't talk about her like she's crazy." Frankie demanded
"Or what? You'll punch me again?" Talon asked
"No, I will." Bella warned
"Look, I didn't mean it as a bad thing. I was just joking around." Said Talon
"Well, Auntie is going through a really hard time, so don't joke her, unless she's around for you to do so." Avery said
'Yes mother.' Talon replied
Avery just rolled her eyes and went back outside with the rest of the kids.
"You know, sometimes I wish I were the only adopted child." Talon said
"I don't, because it gets lonely. You see all these other kids with brothers and sisters, and all you can do is wish that you had at least one younger brother or sister." Dorian explained
"So are you saying that I'm lucky?" Talon asked
"Yes, because you have a family that defines you. Without them, you wouldn't be who you are now." Said Dorian
Just then the phone started to ring…
"Hello?" Talon asked
"Hey, Talon. It's Randy, is your aunt there?" He asked
"No, she went to the hospital, along with mom, dad, and Matt." Talon replied
"What happened?" Randy asked
"Maddie started having stomach pains." Said Talon
"Okay, well I'll go to the hospital to pay her a visit." Said Randy
"All right, I'll talk to you later, Randy." Said Talon
"Okay, bye." Said Randy
Talon hung up the phone.
"Who was that?" Dorian asked
"Just another friend of the family. He was looking for my aunt, which is really weird, because they never talk to one another." Talon explained
"Why is that?" Dorian asked
"Because, my aunt used to like him a lot, until she found out that he was married to the one person that she truly hated." Talon said
"Damn, that screwed up. So, how long have your parents been wrestling?" Dorian asked
"Um, since before I was born, well, I know my dad wrestled before I was born, but I don't know about mom." Talon said
Meanwhile, at the hospital…
"Mr. Hardy?" The doctor asked
John, Ashley, Matt, Randy, and Trish looked up, and Matt stood up.
"Yes?" He asked
"We have some great news. Those stomach pains that Maddie was having." The doctor started
"Yeah?" Matt said
"They were just kicks. And the reason why she was having them more than usual was because she's having more than one baby." The doctor explained
"Are you serious?" Matt asked
"Yes sir, so I did an early ultrasound, if that was okay and you will find that the sexes of your two babies are the same." The doctor said
Matt was in shock. Was he having two boys or two girls? Who's to know?
"Well, I want them to be a surprise, so I don't want to know until they're born." Said Matt
"Mr. Hardy, can I talk to you in private please?" The doctor asked
"Sure." Matt replied
Matt and the doctor walked over to a quiet corner of the hospital to talk.
"Mr. Hardy, I'm not going to say that everything is going to go smoothly with the delivery, because it's not. Madeline has been under a lot of stress lately, has she not?" the doctor asked
"Yes, she has." Matt replied
"As you may know, stress is not good for a pregnant woman, especially if she's this far along in the pregnancy. If you don't help her to relieve some of that stress, then she might lose the babies, and it's a 99.9 percent chance that she wouldn't be able to have anymore." the doctor explained
"I understand completely, but one more question. Are there any meds to relieve her stress?" Matt asked
"Yes, and I have already prescribed some for her to take on a weekly basis." the doctor replied
"Thanks doc." Matt said
"Anytime." the doctor said walking away
As Matt was heading back to his friends, he was thinking about what would happen if Madeline was never to be able to have children. He wanted kids just as badly as she did, and if she loses these babies, then it will take a rough toll on the both of them. As he continued to walk down the hall, he didn't even notice Batista heading in the direction of Madeline's room. When he rejoined with his family, he told them the bad news, and there was a wave of sadness and hope at the same time.
"Mr. Hardy, your wife is yelling for you, come quick!" Said one the nurses
Everyone including Trish and Randy started sprinting down the hallway. When they all reached Maddie's room, there stood Batista sitting next to her.
"Well, look who's here to save the day, Matt Hardy." Said Batista in a cocky voice
"Dave, you got two seconds to get out of this god damn hospital before something really bad happens." Matt threatened
"Oh, Maddie must have told you about the night a mad passionate sex we had a couple of weeks ago. I knew she wouldn't be able to handle it." He replied
"David, just leave. Please, if you care about me at all, then you'll leave and never come back." Said Maddie
"Now see that's the thing. Am I the only one that can't see that you need me now, more than anything or anyone?" Dave explained
"Oh yeah, how is that Batista?" Matt asked
"Look at her, she need someone who's going to be there for her, through thick and thin. No matter what happens to her." Dave said
"Dave, shut up. You sound like a whining little bitch. I'm sure that Madeline hasn't started her delivery yet, has she?" Said a voice coming from behind Trish
When everyone turned around, the look of shock and amazement appeared on everyone including Maddie's faces.
"Tiffany, what are you doing here?" Maddie asked
As Tiffany walked into the room, Maddie noticed that Tiffany's stomach was huge.
"And you have one big oven with you too." Maddie added
"It's good to see you too, Maddie." Said Tiffany as she hugged Maddie
"Did anyone say you could come see her?" Dave asked
"Dave has anyone ever told you, 'say it, don't spray it?" Tiffany asked
Dave started getting mad, and when he got mad, bad things did tend to happen.
"Tiffany, don't you start with me. Now, look I know that you have to agree when I say that Maddie is more in love with me, than she is with Hardy?" He asked
"Ha! Dave, who are you kidding? Everyone and their mommas know that Maddie will always be in love with Matt. For heaven sake Dave, they're getting married in a couple of months, so why don't you do all of us a favor and just go jump off of the face of the earth. I betting that no one will really care if you're gone or not." Said Tiffany as she put her hands on her hips.
Dave just shot her a look of pure hatred, and he stormed out of the room.
"Thanks for the save, Tiff." Maddie said
"Hey, what are best friends for?" Tiff asked
Meanwhile, Ashley and Trish decided to play around for a bit.
"Hey, do you want to do something extremely crazy?" Trish asked
"Trish, I don't know what you and Randy do, but I don't roll like that." Ashley started
"No! I mean do you feel like getting tested?" Trish asked
"Tested for what?" Ashley asked
"Pregnancy. I know it can't be possible, but it's always good to have a little fun." Said Trish
"Okay, I'm up for it." Said Ashley
Just then, they saw two doctors talking in the lobby of the maternity hall. They both calmly walked towards them and asked the doctors if they could be tested for pregnancy.
"Well Mrs. Cena, we ran the test and now we finally know why you've been gaining weight like crazy. Congratulations." Said the doctor
"Are you serious?" Trish asked purely shocked
"Yes ma'am I am. You're currently two months and seven weeks pregnant." Said the doctor.
After Ashley and Trish had met back in the lobby, they couldn't believe that they both were pregnant.
"I can't have a seventh child. I don't know if I can do this." Said Ashley
"Randy and John are going to be shocked as all hell." Trish replied
"Just think me, you, and Maddie all shopping for maternity clothes, and snapping at our husbands." Ashley imagined
Trish and Ashley started laughing at the thought of Maddie snapping at Matt. When they reached Maddie's room, she was still talking to Tiffany.
"Um, Maddie." Said Ashley as she walked into the room
"Hey girl, where have you been all damn day?" Maddie asked
"Well, Trish and I decided to have a little fun and get tested so see if we were pregnant or not." Ashley started
"Yeah, and?" Maddie asked
"Ashley and I are two months pregnant." Trish blurted
"I blame my husband now I'm going to get fat again." Ashley said
Maddie was in a state of shock. He mouth dropped wide open and a small smile appeared on her face.
"Well now, at least you don't have to go through delivery alone." Said Tiffany as she started to laugh
But then she suddenly stopped, and a look of pain came across her face.
"Tiff, are you okay?" Ashley asked
"Yeah, yeah I'm fine. Just having a contraction that's all." Tiffany assured
"I wouldn't be so sure about that. Unless you have bladder problems, Tiff, your water just broke." Said Trish
When Tiffany looked down at her pants, she noticed that they were wet. But not with urine.
"God dammit! Why now!" Tiffany yelled
"Trish go get a doctor, quickly now." Ashley hurried Trish while she helped Tiffany out of the chair.
When the doctor reached the room, he had a wheel chair, and they wheeled her to the maternity ward. Then, out of nowhere, Ashley got this bright idea, so she asked one of the doctors for two hospital gowns. She threw one to Trish, and they changed into them.
When she had came back to Maddie's room, they both were in wheel chairs.
"What the hell are you two idiots doing now?" Maddie asked
"Well, since we didn't want you and Tiffany hogging up all the fun of being in the hospital pregnant, we decided that we wanted to have some fun too." Ashley replied with a stupid grin.
When John, Randy, Matt, and Jason had gotten back to Maddie's room with the food that their wives begged them for, they were a little dumbfounded when they saw Trish and Ashley in wheelchairs and the hospital gowns.
"Did I miss something?" John asked
"You didn't miss much, but Jason, if I were you, I would get down to the maternity ward, because Tiff just went into labor." Said Maddie
Jason quickly put the food on the little tray and rushed down to the maternity ward, while Randy, John, and Matt were with their girls.
"So, would you mind explaining the meaning of this?" Randy asked
"Well, it's like this. Do you remember, a couple weeks ago, when you asked me why I was gaining so much weight, and I told that I was going to let myself go?" Trish asked
"Yeah." Randy said
"Well, I wasn't going to let myself go in the first place, but I was just eating like a pig. I couldn't help it. But anyways, I thought it would be fun if Ashley and I just had false pregnancy tests run." Trish explained
John shot Ashley a shocked look.
"Whoa, wait a minute. You're not trying to say that both you and Ashley are pregnant are you?" Randy asked
"That's exactly what she's trying to say." Said Maddie
John and Randy stared at one another for a moment, and then glanced over to their wives.
"You know, the kids are going to be thrilled about this, right?" Randy asked
"Oh yeah." Trish replied
"Oh god, Bella and Avery are going to be pissed." John Said
"Yes, they are." Ashley said
"Oh damn, what is McMahon going to have to say about this?" Trish asked
"He is going to be pissed, big time. Or he just might start this storyline with Randy and Crystal." Said John
"Whoa, a storyline with Randy and Crystal? No, no storyline, it's just going to be a small one time kiss." Maddie interrupted
"Damn, is it that bad of a situation, Maddie?" Trish asked
"It is if McMahon is making Crystal out of be some kind of two-faced slut." Maddie replied
"Maddie does have a point. But what about the whole Dave and Crystal storyline?" Trish asked
"Has anyone ever told you that you ask too many damn questions?" Maddie asked
"Look who's talking." Trish replied
"Okay, okay, ladies calm down. The hormones are getting a little too high." John interrupted "Don't make me get naked"
"Listen, we have to talk to McMahon, and soon. Because if we hold this off, he just might fire all of our asses." Said Ashley
"That's highly doubtful, seeing as how I'm the Legend Killer, and I basically am the reason why all the female fans watch Smackdown." Randy said cockily
"Oh My God, here we go again. For the last time Randall, a man that has more kids than Vince McMahon himself is no longer sexy. He's a horny baby maker, who has no time for parties, because he's too busy taking care of his badass kids." Trish explained
"Why do you depress me so?" Randy asked
"Because you think you are the sexiest beast on the face of this planet, when everybody and their mothers know that Matt Hardy is the new Randy Orton." Trish laughed
Matt was a little taken back by the comment, but he was very flattered.
"Really, I'm the new Randy Orton?" Matt asked holding his chest
"No sweetheart, she was just kidding." Maddie smiled
"Uh, well aren't we the little heartbreaker this evening." Matt said
"Dude, you sound so gay." Said John
"I think that's the whole point, John. Hey Ashley, I think John needs to go back to junior high. I think you fucked a few of his brain cells out of his head. I'm starting to think his dick is smarter than he is." Maddie joked
Trish, Matt, and Ashley started laughing hysterically. John just stood there and stared at Maddie with death in his eyes.
"Now you look like you're about to slit my throat. Oh cheer up Johnny boy, it's not like I castrated you." Maddie smiled
John just smiled and shook his head.
Ashley wherever did you find this woman?' John asked
"Well, you see, Maddie and I met over the internet." Ashley started
"What?" John asked.
"Oh shut up and let me finish. I wrote fan fiction stories and so did she, and she read one of the stories I wrote, and she e-mailed me and asked if we could write a story together." Ashley explained
"Did you talk on the phone?" Trish asked
"Twenty-four seven, and whenever one of us were on punishment, which was Ashley most of the time, we just talked on the instant messenger." Maddie continued
"So you two have been best friends since what grade?" Randy asked
"Well, I was sixteen and Ashley was seventeen when we first met." Maddie replied
"Cool beans." Said Trish
"What the-, where did that come from?" Randy asked
"What? My dad used to say it all the time. I guess his loser mentality is wearing off on me." Trish said
"What do you mean wearing off on you? You've always been a loser." Said Ashley
"That's not funny." Trish said as she threw a balled up piece of paper at Ashley
"Hey, no sissy fighting in my hospital room, for all you know, I could be on my death bed." Maddie said
"Now Maddie, don't even joke about that." Said Ashley
"Who wants a candy bar?" John asked
"I do!" Trish, Ashley, and Matt yelled
John rolled Ashley down the hall, and Matt and Trish shortly followed.
"So now it's just me and the legend killer." Said Maddie as she sat up in the bed
"You know, I never thought I would see the day that you would actually have a decent conversation with Trish." Said Randy
"Now here we go, why do you have to bring up the past? I mean what's in the past is in the past. I was crazy to think that I could have you, when you were already married. Somehow it's come back to bite me in the ass." Maddie replied
Randy pushed the chair closer to the bed.
"Listen, I never met to hurt you. And if I did, I'm sorry." Randy said
"You don't have to apologize. I have Matt now, and we're getting married in three months, so why do I feel like shit." Maddie said starting to tear up
"Don't even, you know Matt loves you, and I know you love Matt. You can't let Batista win that easily. You are stronger than that, and you can kick his ass just like you kicked my ass." Said Randy
"Yeah, I did kick your ass pretty bad, huh?" Maddie asked
"Oh yeah, I am still kind of suffering from the kick to the groin you gave me. God you pack one hell of a punch." Randy said
"I know, I hope I didn't hurt your gonads too much." Maddie laughed
Randy started laughing along with her. He grabbed her hand and held it.
"If you ever need anything, and I mean anything at all. Trish and I are always here." Randy assured her
Maddie simply nodded her head.
Why did he have to marry Trish? I mean he just had to stick to his player's card. Maddie thought
Just then John walked in with a laptop computer under his arm.
"What is that for?" Maddie asked
"Well, the doctor says that he wants to keep you overnight to make sure that there will be no complications during your pregnancy." John said
"Oh, okay. I see you took Gracie's laptop that I got her as a graduation present." Maddie said
"I know, but actually it was her idea that I bring this to you, so that you could have access to anyone of us or the kids." John stated
"That's cool, you do have internet up here, right?" Maddie asked
"Yes, this little baby has enough cyber space for ten zillion people." Said John
"You know, it's really sad when you try to be smart." Said Maddie with a large smile on her face
"Ha, ha, I was just trying to help you out." John said
"And I thank you, but I do know how to work a computer so properly, I could probably hack into the federal banks and steel a few thousand dollars." Maddie said loud enough
"You said what!" Ashley said as she quickly rolled into the room.
"God, that works every time I do that. Geez, it never gets old."