A/N
Lynn:-Claps like a maniac- WE HAVE ALMOST 30 REVIEWS!! We have 29 right now. REVIEWER # 30 Gets A cookie (and not one I made, one Wal-Mart made! You don't want one I made… Truuuuuuust me).
Callie: Liza and I are also working on a story.
Liza: We torture Gaara in it.
Gaara: That figures…
Kankuro: Cheer up, at least their not torturing me!
Gaara: How is that supposed to make me happy?
Joe:-from somewhere else, again- HOW COME CALLIE GETS TO BE IN THE AUTHORS NOTE!!
Lynn: We like her better than you.
Joe:-Rejected… again-
Temari: Why is he even here?
Lynn:-shrugs- Entertainment? Hey guys, do I get to be in the story? PLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Callie: Um… I gu-
Liza: No.
Lynn:-Also feels rejected-
Gaara: You do realize what day it is, right?
Lynn:-Looks at calendar- Wow, Thursday already?... I FORGOT TO UPDATE SATURDAY!
Gaara: Ah, there it is.
Lynn: Um, okay… I FORGOT WHAT TO DO!! We'd like to thank Naomi-Rox, hotflamealchemist1, Kakakashi girl 15 (and Kakashi 20), fire-of-wrath, Subuku no Jess, SnowsShadows, Shoelacey for reviewing on chapter 7. I would also like to thank hotflamealchemist1, Shoelacey, Crimsonwolfangel chapter 8. KazekagesKittenXD, Subuku no Jess, and SnowsShadows for reviewing on chapter 9! I would also like to thank animeismysoul for putting us on Story Alert YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Gaara: You done?
Lynn: Yep! :)
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Chapter 9! Huzzah! (Or the Mall, Part I… I have a chapter title! –Claps-)
Saturday had finally come, and spring was in the air-
"ACHOOOOOOOOO!"
-as well as pollen. Yes, pollen was also in the air on this glorious day. Unfortunately, Lynn was allergic to pollen… and trees… and grass. So, basically, Lynn's allergic to nature. This (and the fact that she was extremely lazy) was the reason why the five teens were sitting inside watching Lynn's Fruits Basket DVD's (Not: I DO NOT OWN FRUITS BASKET! I WISH I DID, BUT I'M NOT SMART ENOUGH TO COME UP WITH SO MANY UNIQUE CHARACTERS… End Note). After that, they were all to lazy to get up, so they just sat there staring at the main menu screen. Then…
"Someone take out the DVD."
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THIS IS BORING! So, in order to entertain myself, I'll play the torture Gaara Game!
"Let's go to the mall!"
"No."
"No"
"No."
"Hell no."
Lynn looked at them in shock. "Do you really mean to tell me that you people don't want to go to the mall THAT MUCH that you would actually curse in my safely rated story?"
"Well, it is rated T, so we're technically allowed to curse."
"Yeah." Gaara said in agreement. "Besides, Hell isn't a curse word, it's a place."
"I think that depends on how you use it." Lynn said, forgetting about the mall due to an incredibly short attention span (Carly II!).
Liza, who had been very interested in the main menu screen, looked at the Sand Sibs. "I didn't know you guys had religion where you're from. That's so cool!"
Temari nodded. "Religion is everywhere- How do you know about where we're from?"
"Um, um, um, um, u-
"About the mall! It's not to far away from here, so my parents probably wouldn't mind us walking. That is, as long as we have a group of friends we can go with."
"Guess you're not going to the mall then, huh?"
"MEANIE!!"
After twenty minutes of Gaara and Lynn making faces at each other, and thirty minutes of getting ready, the teens hit the streets and were off to see the Wizard! I mean, the mall! Yes, they were on their way to the mall –shifty eyes-
The mall was like nothing Gaara or his sibbies had ever seen before. It was loud, energetic, and extremely annoying. Scratch that, they already saw all that this morning when Lynn and Liza decided to wake Temari and Kankuro up (Gaara was watching them. He didn't show it, but he was laughing… on the inside).
"Sowheretofirst.Ooooh,IwannagotoHotToppic( Don't Own… SADNESS!) Ilovethatstore,ithastheabsolutebestclothesevernottomentiontheyhavecooljewlerywhichican't evenwearbecause-
"Did she just ask a question, answer herself, and then go on a twenty minute rant about pretty much nothing?"
"Gaara, this is Pinkie. Pinkie works in bizarre ways. After all, who are we to question the choices this Pinkie makes!"
"Kankuro, she's a freak, not an animal in a zoo."
"You can't prove anything!"
Liza laughed (I think it's the first time she's done so all story… scary). "Poor Kankuro, you're starting to sound like my sister now!"
Kankuro looked at the girl nervously. "Is that a bad thing?"
Liza shook her head as Lynn pushed Gaara and Temari into the Gothic store.
"YAAAAAY! We've finally made it! Now, let's all try to sta- OOOOOOOH!! I love that shirt!"
Gaara followed the happy Goth as she skipped over to a Sweeney Todd shirt (Love that movie). Temari, wanting to stay close to the door, decided to look at some skirts on display up front. When…
"TEM TEM!"
Temari cringed as she glomped by the spawn of evil himself: Joe.
"Tem Tem, I didn't know you shopped here!"
"I didn't know I did either (for some odd reason, that makes perfect sense to Joe). Why are you here?!"
"I work here!" :D
"LYNN, I'M GOING TO GO FIND THE OTHER TWO!"
"Yaaaaay! I'll come too!" Joe said, skipping happily behind the terrified kunoichi. Poor Tem Tem.
"YOU CAN"T LEAVE, YOU WORK HERE!!"
"So, the only ones in here are Lynn, Raccoon Guy, and the guy over there who keeps shoving things into his pockets. Poor guy, I told them we needed carts in this place (Yeeeeaaaahhhh… Never hire Joe. Ever.)"
Lynn, who hadn't been paying attention, turned around and panicked. "WHERE TEMARI! WHAT IF SHE WAS KIDNAPPED! OR RAPPED! OR TAKEN TO ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH!!"
Gaara, who had no clue what Abercrombie and Fitch was or how it related to the other two (which it really didn't), smacked the hysterical girl on the back of her head. "Will you calm down, she just left with Joe."
"Oh, wait… doesn't Joe work here?"
Gaara shrugged and picked up a random item. "What's this?"
"Lip Gloss."
"Oh… Then why does it cost so much?"
Lynn shrugged and picked one of the Lip glosses up. After five minute of playing around with it, the two Goths finally figured out the strange device. It lit up.
"Huh… IT LIT UP!! I Have to show Kankuro and Lizzy!"
And with that, Lynn rushed out of the store ( Don't worry, Joe will pay for it later). Finally, after two whole minutes, Lynn found the other two teens (who had gotten bored and decide to go to F.Y.E…. For Your Entertainment… which I don't own).
"Lizzy! Kankuro! You guys have got to see this!"
Liza watched, bored, while the girl twisted the bottom of the lip gloss, activating the light. "so, it's a glowing piece of wax. What idiot-
"IT"S GLOWING!!"
"I KNOW, RIGHT!!"
Liza and Gaara stared at the two, bewildered as to how they could find enjoyment from something so useless. Gaara, although he didn't show it, really wanted to join them. He wanted to be able to be happy at nothing like the bizarre Goth girl. Liza, on the other hand, had already gone back to her video game.
Gaara sighed. This is going to be the longest day of my entire life.
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"WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE! GO BACK TO YOUR JOB!!"
"But if I go back there, then I'll have to work."
"THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GETTING PAID TO DO. YOU ARE GETTING PAID TO WORK!!"
Joe smiled. "You're funny Tem Tem."
"STOP CALLING ME THAT!!"
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A/N (Part II)
Lynn: YAAAAAAAY! Finally done! Next update shall be a continuation of this ( because Sand Sibs at the mall is just waaaaaaaay to much for one chapter). Sorry I made you all wait forever for and update… my life hates me!
Liza: Also check out Leaf and Sand the battle of high school!
Lynn: STOP ADVERTISING ON MY STORIES!!
Gaara: Are you two done?
Kankuro: Are they ever done?
Temari: Answering a question with a question, what skills.
Kankuro: -Bows-
Lynn: Ooookkkaaayyy… That was weird. Anywho, Thanks for reading! Please review!! See you… WHO EVEN KNOWS ANY MORE!!