Disclaimer: Do I really need to keep doing this? I DO NOT OWN NARUTO.

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Sakura Haruno sat in a police station interrogation room, alone, awaiting the detectives to come and ask their questions. She was starting to get nervous. She had been here for what felt like hours, but in all actuality was more like 45 minutes. 'Why do they want to talk to me?' she wondered to herself.

She was starting to drift off to sleep when suddenly the door banged open. She snapped her head up in surprise. "You seem awfully jumpy." said Detective Hatake.

"No, you just surprised me is all." he responded, putting her hand on her chest as if to calm her heart.

"mmhmm" was all the response Kakashi gave her.

Detective Umino approached her, "Do you know Naruto Uzumaki?"

"Uh, I know of him. He's a friend of my boyfriend." she stated.

"And who is your boyfriend?" Iruka asked.

"Sasuke Uchiha." she said, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

The two detectives exchanged looks. "Is there any reason you would want to hurt Naruto?" Iruka asked.

"Oh no, my boyfriend is very fond of that boy. He'd be angry if I hurt him." she said, playing with a lock of her hair.

A look came over Kakashi's face, as if a light bulb went off in his head. "Where were you last night?"

"In my dorm room."

"Can anyone validate that?" Iruka asked.

"I was alone, if that's what you're asking." she said curtly.

"We have reports that says Sasuke Uchiha was at a concert last night. Why weren't you there?" Kakashi asked, a sly look on his face.

"That fucker Naruto didn't have enough tickets." she said harshly under her breath.

"I'm sorry, I didn't catch that." Kakashi said, even though he did hear her perfectly well.

Sakura smiled, "I said that there weren't enough tickets."

Iruka looked curiously at her. "What was that about Naruto though?"

"Oh, well, he's the one who invited Sasuke."

"Ok, you can go now, Miss Haruno." Kakashi said.

An officer came in to escort her out. Once she was gone, Iruka turned to Kakashi. "Why would Uchiha say his girlfriend wanted to hurt Naruto? You would think that if they were dating, he would want to try and protect her, not bring attention to her."

"That was exactly my thoughts, Iruka." Kakashi thought for a moment. "Let's bring Uchiha back in."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Later ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sasuke sat in the interrogation room at a hard metal table. "Detective, why have you called me back in here?"

Iruka looked at him, "We wanted to talk about your girlfriend."

"My girlfriend?" Sasuke said incredulously. "I don't have a girlfriend, I'm gay!"

Kakashi spit out the coffee he was drinking. "Then why was Sakura Haruno claiming that you were her boyfriend?"

"Because she's fucking insane! She thinks that we're together! She follows me around, asking me when I'm going to take her on a real date!" he half-yelled, shaking his head.

"It says here in your statement that you thought Sakura would hurt Naruto Uzumaki, why is that?" Kakashi asked, holding a folder open.

"That stems from an incident that occurred a couple days ago."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Flashback ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sasuke was walking to the parking lot to get to his car. He lived off campus and was done with class and just wanted to get the hell out of there.

"SASUKE~!" an annoying feminine voice called. "SASUKE WAIT FOR ME!" A woman with bubblegum pink hair and faded green eyes came running up to the raven.

He internally sighed. "What the hell do you want Sakura?"

"I was just wondering when you're going to finally take me on a real date!" she said, batting her eyelashes.

"For the last time Sakura, I'm not your boyfriend, nor will I ever be! I'm in love with somebody else!" He yelled in her face. "Get away from me you stalker!"

"But, Sasuke, I thought we had something special! Who is it that you're in love with that is so much better than me? I can change you know!"

"Trust me, you can't change enough to be like Naruto."

"Naruto? But…But….YOU'RE NOT GAY! YOU CAN'T BE!" The woman started to bawl and collapsed to her knees.

Sasuke, just shook his head at the pathetic image and got in his car to drive away.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ End Flashback ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"The name just kinda slipped out! I should've known she'd go after him! She's a fucking psychopath!" Sasuke was nearly pulling out his hair and had tears streaming down his cheeks.

At that moment, the detectives knew exactly what they had to do. The sent Sasuke home and ordered an officer to bring Sakura back in and another officer to bring in Naruto.

An officer showed up about 30 minutes later with the girl and escorted her into the interrogation room. The detectives were still there from questioning Sasuke. The other officer led Naruto to another interrogation room to wait.

"Hello again Detectives! It's nice to see you again!" she said politely, sitting her down.

Kakashi nodded in her direction and Iruka sat on the edge of the table to ask her a question. "Tell us again, Sasuke Uchiha is your boyfriend, correct?"

"Yes, that is correct."

"So then why did he tell us he was gay?" Kakashi calmly asked.

Sakura's eyes hardened, "I believe you are mistaken." she replied through gritted teeth.

"He also told us that he's in love with Naruto Uzumaki." Kakashi said, playing with a pencil, not looking at the woman.

Iruka however was looking at her, and watched as her mask began to break and pure anger gleamed on her face. "NO!" she shouted. "YOU'RE WRONG! HE DOES NOT LOVE THAT FUCKER! HE IS JUST FUCKING CONFUSED!" she began to cry. "It's all Naruto's fault Sasuke doesn't love me! That blonde fucker wormed his way into my beautiful Sasuke's heart, and now there's no room for me! If Sasuke is gay, it's Naruto's fault!" She was crying from pure rage.

At that moment, the door opened, and an officer was ushering Naruto in. Sakura lunged at him and slammed him to the ground. He put up his arms to guard his face instinctually as she tried to scratch his eyes out. "YOU FUCKING TOOK SASUKE FROM ME! YOU ARE NOTHING! YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT! NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU!" she was screaming, and the detectives were desperately trying to wrench her off of the boy. Kakashi slapped his handcuffs off her and began reading off her Miranda Rights, leading her down the hall to a holding cell.

Meanwhile, Iruka was helping Naruto up while an officer got a first aid kit. Iruka started to bandage the couple cuts Sakura managed to give Naruto. "We're sorry we allowed that to happen to you, we honestly didn't think she'd go so far. We just needed to see her reaction to you." Naruto just stared at the detective, Sakura's words ringing in his head. "You want to know what happened?" Naruto simply nodded. "Alright then, apparently Sasuke had been getting stalked by her, and in an attempt to get rid of her, he told her he was in love with you. Something in her brain snapped and she thought that if she got rid of you, Sasuke would be free to love her. She didn't know that you were staying at Gaara's house that night."

Naruto looked up at the detective, "So it's my fault that my grandpa is dead?" Fresh tears spilled out of his eyes.

Iruka hugged the young man, "No, no, Sakura is mentally disturbed, this is no one's fault!" Naruto just cried. After a few moments he calmed down and pushed away from the detective. He started to walk away, out of the precinct. "Naruto," Iruka called after him, "remember, none of this is your fault." Iruka sighed as he watched Naruto walk out, completely silent.

Woo, when this fic started, who would've guessed that I'd have Sakura burn down Naruto's house in a sociopathic rage? Anyone? Haha, doubtful…

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