Disney College Common Room
Chapter 10- What Apocalypse Would You Want?
"Year 7's are so annoying!" said an irritated Flynn as he walked into the common room with Hercules. They went over to their area where Phillip and Merida were already sat.
"I know I probably should say something nice about them as I'm nice about everyone, but I totally agree with you." said Phillip.
"We literally only managed to get through them all in time because Hercules isn't afraid to just charge straight through them." said Flynn.
"You both have a free this period. Why do you need to hurry?" asked Phillip.
"That's besides the point. The point is all years younger than our year are annoying." said Hercules. "We were never like that when we where their age, were we?"
"We need an apocalypse to lessen their numbers." said Merida
"That's a bit drastic isn't it." said Phillip
"Not really. What apocalypse would you want?" said Merida, she was far too enthusiastic given that they were talking about the end of the world. "The rules are it has to be relatively feasible, all your family is safe and you still have to be you, so no suddenly gaining superpowers."
"Ok how about some sort of virus." started Flynn. "But we've already discovered an antidote before it breaks out."
"Nope, that's against the rules." said Merida. "Yes there would be some people who had an immunity or an antidote but the vast majority wouldn't and there's no guarantee you'd be one of the ones who did so therefore it comes under you having super powers."
"I wouldn't really want a Zombie apocalypse but I think that as a group we would stand a good chance of surviving one." said Phillip. "Well think about it. If you look at our group of friends we'd probably all either be bad ass fighters or good at surviving and living with nature and being some of the last surviving humans would bring that out. Also nine is a good number of people as it means we'd have enough for safety in numbers and enough to be able to break up into smaller groups if we needed to but not so many that it would be too many and cause problems."
"Aside from the ickiness of Zombies there's one big problem with that idea. How were the Zombies created?" asked Merida. "It would either be a virus, in which case that might mean we could catch it. A nuclear weapon, in which case Earth would just be a radioactive wasteland. Or a curse, which would mean that just by surviving as humans we'd have gained a very powerful enemy."
"It's obvious. Vampire apocalypse!" said Hercules. "You can get bitten and become one of them which means you can stay young forever. Earth is still Earth and not a radioactive wasteland, I mean Vampires still need somewhere to live! There wouldn't be any great big powerful enemy to worry about as you would be one of them. You suddenly become really strong and agile. Humanity isn't totally destroyed. And you get to live forever but because everyone you love can also become a Vampire you don't need to worry about outliving your friends and family."
"But wouldn't that come under gaining super powers?" asked Flynn
"Well technically no if you were going to willing let yourself become a Vampire." explained Merida.
"In that case then I agree with Herc. Let's have a Vampire apocalypse!" said Flynn.