A/N : I'm tired of this story... makes me feel pathetic. My deepest apologies for the totally unexpected ending, but I really have to end this story it's been so long. I'm sorry for disappointing some readers.

Chapter Ten : Bananas Attack (part II)

At full speed, Sasuke dressed up in his Akatsuki-style medieval knight costume that Itachi lent him... or he had stole from Itachi's closet. Itachi wore an Uchiha style maid costume which was supposed to be Sasuke's but... Drawing a bamboo hat with beautiful jingly bells out of his sheath, Sasuke pointed it at Sakura. Itachi was gasping at who was helping out Naruto. It was none other than...

Orochimaru?

Yes, Naruto knew all about Itachi's greatest fear. If it meant winning Sasuke back, he would attempt anything no matter how life risking. Grabbing a fan, Orochimaru whacked it onto the ground, sending a gust of wind at Itachi, revealing his... panties. The older Uchiha let a female-like scream rip from his lips.

"HENTAI!" He exclaimed, forcing down the fluffy dress. Sasuke coughed. The whole store had seen the censored beauty.

"It's gorgeous!" Sakura squealed.

"It's... small." replied Sai.

"M-mine!" Sasuke lost his temper and charged for Orochimaru, the so called rapist by his brother. He swung down the bamboo hat in anger. Random monkeys and bananas flew everywhere. The plushie monkeys violently charged at Orochimaru. "Monkey revolt no jutsu!"

Seating himself next to Kakashi, Gaara put on his 'therapy glasses'. "So... tell me... how do you feel about this battle? Any... frustration?"

Kakashi only glared at him.

"Oh, Gaara-kun! I am so proud of you!" Sasori waved, slipping on a banana peel.

"S-Sasori-sensei!"

"Gaara!!"

"Rawr!" Kisame caught Sasori in his arms.

Walking over to the monkey insane Sasuke, Haku held up his infamous... panda boxers. "Um... next time you change in a rush can you please get your clothes away from my face?!" a pink hairdryer flew into the window and snatched away the boxers from his hand.

Turning to glare at Itachi, Sasuke rolled his eyes. "I will... kill that hair dryer." his icy voice pierced the evening. No effect. Itachi remained shaking in his fear of Orochimaru. It was deeply rooted in, unable to change.

To make matters worse, Orochimaru had destroyed the plushies, and was not to strangle Itachi and rape him when according to Itachi's thought. Naruto paid him to get Sasuke back anyways...

"Itachi! Get some god damned guts and face him1" Sasuke spat, sounding like acid.

Silenced, the older Uchiha nodded his head. Eyes glowing with th sharingan, Itachi approached Orochimaru. The two ninja's locked gazes.

"So, Itachi-sama," Orochimaru moistened his lips with a snake-like tounge.

"Shut up." Itachi's voice mono tonal. Everyone watched from the sidelines. He tores a kunai from the sleeve of his T-shirt. Gathering all his courage, Itachi pulled Orochimaru toward him. "This is for all the shit you've done to me and Sasuke. This is for all those little kids you raped named Itachi." He strongly gripped Orochimaru's luscious hair. The blade slipped through it at the point where it was short like Sakura's. Naruto gasped as Orochimaru fainted. The snake-man fainted onto the ground/

"Listen, dobe," Sasuke faced the blond. "People move on. Not everything is going to go your way. I'm sorry... but it's my time ot move on. I need to realize... If I really did love you. And... If I really do loev Niichan way more than you." he patted Naruto's shoulder.

"S-Sasuke-teme.." Naruto's voice quivered.

"There are more people out there. I'm not the only guy." He managed a wry smile at Naruto and turned towards the waiting Itachi. Itachi had a grin on his face... he conquered his fear of Orochimaru in order to end this... war. Together, the Uchiha brothers walked out the store, toward the sunset. Naruto was left staring at the broken sliding door.

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Leaning on Itachi's shoulder, Sasuke yawned. He had gotten Itachi back in approximately one and a half hours, or Itachi had won him back. The two gazed up at the dazzling pink sky.

"Sasuke-teme." a voice muttered. Sasuke turned. Naruto stood there, holding a gun. He smiled... so happily. The younger Uchiha had almost thought it was fake, that he looked at merely an image of what he wanted to see. "Thank-you... for your sunshine. But not, it's vanishing like the sun on the horizon." he brought the gun to his head.

Eyes widening, Sasuke darted forward. "N-NOOO!"

Bang!

Itachi was holding back his younger brother. Sasuke screamed out, tears streaming endlessly down his face.

"NO! Naruto-kun!" Sasuke cried helplessly. "Let go, Onii-san!"

"Stop, you idiot!" Itachi growled. "Can't you feel?! You sliced your leg on the cement while turning to him!" He gripped Sasuke tightly, Sasuke could now sense the terrible ache in his right thigh.

"N-no! It doesn't hurt! I need to help him!"

Gripping Sasuke's shirt, Itachi shook him. "Are you insane?! You'll make your condition worse and it's not even worth it! Naruto will just die in the end. Even if they saved him, who would want to live on with such severe brain damage!? The smartest thing is to just let him die!"

Silent, Sasuke cried into Sasuke's chest. "Why?! When he most needed me to hold him, to be there for him, I was selfish and left! I can't do anything right! Why does gaining one thing cost the loss of another?!" he lightly slammed his fists onto Itachi. "We're you worth that?! We're you fucking worth that?! Please Itachi-sama... help him!"

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Sasuke quietly threw a bouquet of roses into the ocean.

"Sasuke-kun," Itachi whispered. Turning, Sasuke noticed the older Uchiha holding out his hand for him. Tears filling his eyes, Sasuke nodded and grabbed Itachi's hand... as they.. accidentally fell into the ocean.

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Urgh wow that sucked. Review if you really want to.

If you want a more serious story from me look at my other fics. Also, please be alert for my ItaSasu story and SasuNaru ItaNaru story that will be coming out soon... they won't be as... humourously entertaining... but still...