Xiao Qiao In: The Adventures of Sailor Wu: Final Victory?

After multiple failures and false-alarms, Xiao Qiao was starting to get fed up with her job with being a hero…

…until she and her friends get a call that her arch adversary was in town causing much destruction.

In rapid response Xiao Qiao, and her Sailor Scouts: Da Qiao, Sun Shang Xiang, Xing Cai, and of Yue Ying, all rush to the scene of the crime.

Upon arrival they see their foe destroying everything in her path.

"Stop right there!" Xiao Qiao calls out to the villain.

The foe turned around, revealing to be the evil sorcerer Queen Zhen Ji.

"You bratty Sailor Scouts! I will destroy you here and now!" Queen Zhen Ji says to them with a cackle.

"We'll see about that! Sailor Scout, transform!" Xiao Qiao commands as she and her allies take our their magic wands.

One by one each girl went through her lengthy transformation sequence into her trademark hero outfits.

When it was time for Xiao Qiao to do hers though, her transformation only finished halfway, leaving her standing in her underwear and bra.

"Hahahahahahaha!" Queen Zhen Ji cackles to her amusement.

"Grrrrrr!" growls an embarrassed and angry Xiao Qiao. "Girls! Attack!" she commands.

"Right!" all of the other girls says simultaneously.

All of the Sailor Scouts immediately used their magic wands and focused their powers upon Queen Zhen Ji.

"Aaaaaugh! The power of the Wu! It burns!" screeches Queen Zhen Ji.

"And time to finish you off!" Xiao Qiao says, taking her wand and outlining a circle around her. "Wu…Power…EXPLOSION!"

"NOOOOOOO!" Queen Zhen Ji screeches, as a large beam of energy shot out toward her, engulfing her in its power, disintegrating her upon impact.

The fight was over, and the Sailor Wu and her scouts had won.

"We did it girls!" Xiao Qiao says to her friends.

Out of nowhere, Wu-Na the cat appears in front of them.

"Good job girls! That's the way the Sailor Scouts fight evil! Now let's go home and celebrate with…" the cat began to say…

CRASH!

…When a police car crashes into her, sending the cat flying down the street.

Out of the police car stepped out officer Huang Gai and his deputy Xiahou Dun.

"What are a bunch of girls like you in sailor outfits doing out this late? It's past curfew!" says Officer Huang Gai, before noticing the half-naked Xiao Qiao. "Oh I see, this is a prostitution ring eh? You are all under arrest!" he says as he and Xiahou Dun pull out their handcuffs.

"ACK! RUN GIRLS!" Xiao Qiao yells, she and her friends now scramble down the street to escape from the law, with both officers on their tail.

Zhuge Liang & Sima Yi in: Debatable Presence

At a national convention building within the Three Kingdoms, Zhuge Liang was on stage, waiting for his opponent Sima Yi to arrive so they can start their debate between the two greatest strategists.

Then, Zhuge Liang gets a call from his cell phone. He picks it up and answers it.

"Hello?"

"Hey, Zhuge, it's me, Sima Yi."

"Sima Yi? Where are you? We were supposed to be having a debate between you and me right about now."

"I know I know! But at the moment I'm stuck working at this stupid burger joint with Guan Yu."

"Burger joint?"

"Yes, I was forcibly employed by the fat moron Xu Zhu."

A whack of a frying pan was heard through the phone.

"Oow!"

"What was that?"

"Xu Zhu hit me in the head with a frying pan for calling him a name!"

"I see…so I guess this means you forfeit today's scheduled debate?"

"Grrrr…unfortunately yes…you got lucky today, Zhuge Liang, otherwise I would have humiliated you in front of the audience…OW! Hey! Quit splattering French fry grease all over the place you bearded fool!"

"Heh…Is that so?"

Suddenly, Sima Yi hears laughing of a large crowd from his end of the phone.

"What's all that laughing?"

"Oh, nothing…"

Zhuge Liang smiles wryly as continues to hold his cell phone up the microphone for the whole audience to hear.

BONUS STORY!

Wei Yan Infiltrates the Koei Company

Wei Yan, along with the other DW characters who was removed from Dynasty Warriors 6, stormed into the Koai Corporation building and confronts the head developer of the franchise.

"What the!? What do you want?" the head developer asks.

"FANS…PISSED OFF! YOU…REINSTATE…MISSING…CHARACTERS...IN NEXT…DW...EXPANSION PACK…OR ELSE!" Wei Yan demands.

"Oh yeah? Or else what? You can't hurt me, you're just a bunch of videogame characters!" the head developer says with a laugh.

"WE'LL SEE…ABOUT…THAT…ATTACK!" Wei Yan commands his allies.

The sounds of Jiang Wei's spear, Xing Cai's forked weapon, Pang De's halberds, Da Qiao's fans, Zuo Ci's cards, Meng Huo's gauntlets, and Zhu Rong's boomerang could be heard inside the building as they all proceeded to rough up the head developer.

"I'll…reinstate them immediately…" the head developer says, before falling out from the brawl.

Wei Yan and his team head out the building, all with satisfied looks on their faces.

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