"Heh...She actually said that?"

"Yep!"

"She literally said 'kinda nice ass'?"

"Yep!"

"But you said it though, right?"

"Yep!"

"And you responded with silence?"

"Well, I did mutter yes, but luckily, the dust jets came and got me out of what could've been a fuckin weird-ass situation."

Neptune and Sun shared a friendly laugh at ideas of what could've happened had it not been for the White Fang's arrival. Sun had taken an interest in joining Beacon when introduced to Blake's team, so he quickly thought of another person that might want to come with his journey. Who else but his old and best friend Neptune Vasilias?

"So then we were fuckin' slicing shit apart! And she was super fucking fast! And I did so many things that I swear, Blake was laughing! I threw a banana, hit him with fruits hooked to a fishing pole, and smashed a tuna in to his face, which all sounds gross, but it was fuckin' EPIC!"

"Nice!" Sun's friend complimented, grinning at the Faunus' never-ending mischief.

"Right?! Best fuckin' part? Dat ass belongs to a Faunus!"

A silent beat, and Sun slapped a hand to his mouth. "Fuck fuck, that was a secret! Don't tell anyone!" Sun pointed at Neptune, who raised his hands, chuckling.

"Got it." He suddenly sounded annoyed. Then again, he'd been with Sun long enough to know what was about to come from the monkey.

"And I fuckin' swear, it's not a 'SUN'S NOT LOOKING, FUCK HIM, I'LL TELL SCARLET!' secret, I'm talkin' fucking SECRET swiss fucking CHEESE-SECRET!"

At this point, Neptune laughed. "Ohokay, chill out, monkey king! I got it!"

Sun's raised eyebrow and unamused frown made it clear that he needed a much straighter answer.

"I GOT it!" Neptune's eyes widened, his lips straightened as he unleashed his 'I'm serious' face, which was reserved only for people close to him.

"Bitch, you better," Sun smacked Neptune on the chest, whose face perfectly reflected Sun's unamused expression from just a few seconds ago.

"But really, I don't want to fuck this opportunity up," Sun said, an almost frightened tone in his voice that he wouldn't have revealed to anyone but his best friends. "Seriously, the dudes here are fuckin'...cool...as hell…" One of Suns eyebrows raised in confusion as he saw Jaune Arc get thrown out from somewhere in the cafeteria and land on the window that they were passing.

'What the fuck?' he mouthed.

'It happens,' the fellow blonde mouthed back, face devoid of all emotion as he slid down to the floor.

"No shit towards you guys!" Sun quickly said, panicking. He was relieved to see Neptune shrugging off the comment.

"None taken."

"Okay, they're just in here!" They both stopped their stroll, having arrived at the doors to the cafeteria. "I'm fuckin' PUMPED for you guys to meet, so, be fuckin' chill! Be cool! ...You're gonna be cool, right?" Sun asked, suspicious of any possible betrayals that Neptune might commit.

"Dude…" Was Neptune's only word as he crossed his arms, puffed on his chest, and smiled his best.(That rhyme, lmao)

Sun stared.

"...That's not cool, that's hot."

"Exactly!"

They both slid in to the building, people running out as some screamed 'FOOD FIGHT!' Sun had the biggest grin on his face, while Neptune stared in confusion. When he'd envisioned the people that were 'fuckin' cool as hell', he didn't expect this.

Unfortunately for him, Neptune was unprepared for the onslaught of leftover foods. Sun, on the other hand, had come prepared with an umbrella.

"I love these guys."

Neptune was unamused.

HEEEEEERE'S ENERJAACK!

I'm back, and with Vol 2 underway, this story is now rolling once more! For my other story, Jaune Arc's Revolution, the first 'arc' is finished, so that leaves me with more time to work on this story. In fact, I've got the chapter where they fight the mech nearly done, but because I'm doing this chronologically, that'll wait until I'm finished with Episode 2 of Vol 2.

Hope you guys enjoyed! Have a nice night!