Kinuye: (Dragging me, who is hog tied, into the room) hi guys!!
Girls: Hey!!!
Kinuye: (Sighs) and ladies. Dawn is gone and we got two new people!!
Sasuke: (Wearing his usual clothes) thank goodness, that girl was crazier than Ashley!!
Me: (Mumbling through the cloth they covered my mouth with) Mfrgommmmrwshizy!! Mawofupsedtswarphilydwesfoyolgory!!!
Naru-kun: (Scratching his head) anyone mind translating that?!
(Two girls, one being 12 and the other being 14, comes in. The 12 yr old has sand colored skin and golden blonde hair. She's wearing a tan midriff and very short jeans. The 14 yr old has black hair with peach highlights and slightly tanned skin. She has on an olive green baby tee and pleated black skirt with olive green leggings)
14 yr old: I think that meant 'what?! I'm so not crazy?! And you're supposed to wear the frilly dress for the whole story!!'
Naru-kun: Yeah, I was thinking that!!
Shika-kun: Sure you were…
Hinata: Anyway, who are you girls?
Sasura: I'm Sasura Sunko and she is Ribi Hasegawa!!!! Nice to meet you!!! Where's Kankuro?!
Naomi: (Sitting on Deidara's lap) we do need him for one of the dares don't we?
Kinuye: Yeah we do. Hold on, I'll go-
Ribi: No, allow me. (Walks out for a few minutes)
Neji: Is she going all the way to Suna??
Sasura: She'd have to, to get Kankuro.
Kankuro: (Screaming and yelling from outside) hey, what are you doing?! No, stop before I kill you!!
Ribi: (From outside) I'd like to see you try. After a few minutes, comes in with Kankuro on her back)
Ribi: Is this what you were looking for?
Everyone: (WTF looks)
Ribi: What?
Gaara: How can you carry him?? He's at least twice your weight!!
Kankuro: Are you saying I'm fat?!
Gaara: No, it's just that you weigh more than her.
Kankuro: So you are saying I'm fat!!
Kinuye: Ribi-chan, you can release Kankuro now.
Ribi: (Shrugs and drops Kankuro)
Kankuro: Dude that hurt!!
Naomi: Suck it up. Give me your face paint.
Kankuro: (Hands her paint) it's not face paint, its kabuki makeup.
Naomi: Whatever, still goes on your face. Sai and Naruto, you have to draw on Kankuro's face with this.
Sai&Naru-kun: (Evil smirks and starts to doodle on Kankuro)
Kinuye: While those two reek havoc on Kankuro, who wants to be part of a play?!
Everyone: (Shoot their hands into the air)
Kinuye: Whoa, hold on! We'll draw straws; the shortest ones get to be in it. Only two can be in this. (Let's everyone grab a straw from her)
Itachi: I didn't get the shortest straw. Who did?
Haku: I did. Anyone else?
Ribi: I got the other short straw. So, what do we do now??
Naomi: Stand here and read these lines. Haku, you're the first person and Ribi, you're the second. Okay, you can start now.
Haku: (Somewhat peppy tone) alright we're off to the chunnin exams!!
Ribi: Not so fast.
Haku: Okay-wait, don't you think one of Kakashi's students should be doing this?
Kinuye: Just do your parts.
Haku: (Sighs and says line slowly) okay Kakashi.
Ribi: (Growls)
Haku: Sorry.
Ribi: Now that we had our daily dose of stupid I've got something to tell you. Sakura you shouldn't take the chunnin exams.
Haku: I'm Sakura?!?! That's the worse part anyone could ask for!!!
Kinuye: Haku, just deal with it or I'll get someone else.
Naomi: Yeah and besides, Sasuke's the worst part to get.
Sasuke: (Wearing the dress again) hey!!
Kinuye: Don't make me send you out!!!
Haku: Why??
Kinuye: Because he's starting a ruckus!!
Haku: No, I just read my part.
Kinuye: (Sweatdrops) sorry!!
Ribi: Because it's dangerous and…you…might…be-you know what never mind do your best, better than that. Sakura, fight that kid named Gaara I hear he's a wuss.
Gaara: NANI?!?!
Haku: Can we go now?!
Ribi: In a second skippie I'm not done yet. Naruto you're gonna get eaten by a snake and have your kyuubi sealed inside you. Sakura you're just gonna stand around going "Sasuke! Naruto! Sasuke!" for about 12 episodes. And Sasuke (Laugh) good luck.
Hinata: That sounds so familiar…
Naru-kun: Thanks for giving away the ending!! (Sarcasm)
Me: (Was able to get free thanks to my magical authoress powers) are you done painting on Kankuro?
Naru-kun: Yeah!!
Me: Then get the hell outta my classroom!!!! (Points out the door while yelling)
Naru-kun: (Runs out screaming) she's loose, she's gonna kill us all!!!!!!!!
Me: Keep saying that and I'll chop your head off!!!!
Yasu&Tenten: (Grab a twizzler at the same time)
Tenten: Give it to me. It's mine.
Yasu: Never!!! In fact, Tenten, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown. My kunai for your shuriken. The challenge is a race around the house 20 laps. Winner gets the last twizzler.
Yasu&Tenten: Let's go Xiaolin Showdown!!! (Runs outside and waits for the signal)
Kinuye: Gaara, go watch the match and tell us who wins.
Gaara: (Gets up and goes outside)
Yasu&Tenten: Gong ye teppei (sp?)!!! (Heavy footsteps are heard around the house)
Me: Oh I just realized that Hinata has to kiss Naruto and Kakashi gets to pay for Naruto's meal at Ichiraku!
Naru-kun: (Runs back into room) did someone say Ichiraku?!
Naomi: Yep, and Kakashi is gracious enough to pay for your next meal.
Naru-kun: Thanks Kakashi-sensei!!
Kakashi: (Sweatdrops) man, I'm gonna be broke after this dinner and I just got paid too!!
Kinuye: But first, you have to let Hinata kiss you.
Naru-kun: Can't wait for that!! (Grabs Hinata and kisses her. Then grabs Kakashi and runs out the room) Ramen-chan, I'm coming!!!!!!!
Ribi: Does that always happen??
Sasura: I'm not sure. Does it??
Sasuke: Normally and that just tells you not to get between Naruto and his precious ramen.
Me: Can you blame him?! Ramen is good!! And for speaking against ramen, you have done something stupid.
Sasuke: How??
Me: Doesn't matter as long as you get the hell outta my classroom!!!
Sasuke: (Runs out)
Itachi: But this isn't a classroom, it's your bedroom.
Everyone: (Waiting for me to yell for him to get out)
Me: (Hugs Itachi) I can never send you out Itachi!!!
Kiba: Why won't you send him out and why are you the only girl allowed to hug him?!
Itachi: Because she loves me and because I'm uber smexy.
Me: What he said! So, what's next??
Angelis: (Comes in holding a very injured Akamaru) I got Akamaru out of the kyuubi.
Kiba: (Hugs Angelis) you're the best!!!!!!!!
Angelis: I know. Please let me heal him. (Hand turns white from the white chakra and heals Akamaru)
Akamaru: (Barks and goes to Kiba)
Kiba: (Crying) Akamaru!!! Oh, I missed you!!!!
Devilia: That was a very nice thing to do, even though you always do nice things. I have 2 dares for you. First, you have to grow your hair out with this. (Holds up hair growth formula)
Angelis: Where did you-oh never mind. (Let's Devilia pour formula in her hair. Her hair falls down to her waist)
Deidara: Damn, that works fast!!
Devilia: (Posses with bottle like in an infomercial) yep!! Grows your hair instantly and doesn't dry it out too!!
Kinuye: I need to try that.
Devilia: Can't. I'm the only one who knows the formula and I won't tell anyone.
Kinuye: Drat!! Oh well!! Hey, there's Tenten, Yasu, Gaara, Kakashi, and Naruto!! (Points to door)
Tenten: (Comes in pouting) I can't believe I lost!! I lost not only the twizzler but my favorite shuriken too!!
Yasu: Hahaha!!! No one can stop me when I'm on a sugar rush!!! NO ONE!!!!!!!!!
Gaara: You should've seen Yasu. She was going faster than Lee by a good 30 mp/h. She finished those laps in 10 minutes!!
Naomi: Then why did you guys stay out so long??
Gaara: We went to Dairy Queen.
Me: And you didn't bring me any?! Get the hell outta my classroom!!!
Gaara: But…
Me: NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gaara: (Scrambles out)
Kakashi: (Looking into wallet) Naruto, you're my student and I care about you, but I'm never treating you to ramen EVER again.
Haku: Did it cost you most of your money?
Kakashi: All of it!!!!!!! (Turns over wallet and nothing but dust comes out)
Me: Oh, that's too bad. Now, put on this!! (Hands Kakashi fluffy black clothing)
Kakashi: (Wearing said black clothing) now what??
Me, Kinuye, Naomi, and Yasu: (Pushes him into the over heated room)
Kakashi: (Bangs on door) you can't do this to me!!! This is against human rights!!!
Yasu: (Pondering) hmm, I don't remember the human rights saying anything about not locking people in an over heated room, do you??
Others: No. (Walk back into my room)
Kinuye: Okay, as the last few dares, Angelis, you first must sing Natsuhiboshi.
Angelis: I love that song!! (Starts to sing)
Natsuhiboshi naze akai?
Yuube kanashii yume wo miita
Naite hanashita
Natsuhiboshi naze mayou
Kieta warashi wo sagasitaru
Dakara kanashii yume wo miru
Yasu: That was beautiful… (Wipes away tear)
Angelis: Arigatou!
Naomi: (Grabs Kiba and Angelis and throws them into the hall closet) and now, you two have to stay in there for the rest of the chapter.
Sai: But the chapter's over.
Me: Yea, that's why they get to stay in there till the next chappie starts!!! Ja Ne!!!
Everyone: (Either mouthing or holding up signs saying 'Save us from this psycho!!!')
Me: Put those signs down or I'll bring Dawn back and let her kill you!! (Not even watching. Man, am I good!!)
Again, I have nothing to say at the end of this. Ja Ne!!!