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?'s POV:
At the forest called Gytila Forest, I was hiding behind the big trees in front of the shit cave with crystals inside. It was night time so it is okay for me to spy. Foxy got Krism along with his crew. I have to say...they are good aim shitters. Now King Cry and King Pewdie(He is a weird ass motherfucker) (A/N: Don't hurt me, Pewdiepie Fans or Bros) wanted me to catch Minx and some girl who was with her. They also brought the crew with me even though I don't need one because I am a super fucking badass.
I looked over at the shit cave for the sight of minx(also, we brought voice-record cameraz with us). Out of the blue, I heard a flash behind me. I looked back and noticed Russ Money was doing a fab pose in front of his phone.
"RUSS, GET OFF OF THE DAMN PHONE! WE ARE IN THE MISSION!" I yelled angrily.
"Geez, Snake(That's my name. If you don't think it is, then my name is Jenna Marbles), I just posing it on twitter. I want to be sexy." Russ whined.
"Well, do that after the mission," I replied calmly.
"Man, Snake, you are such a dick in each mission. I see why you are still a virgin." Scott Jund chuckled.
I gave him a deadly stare and asked, "Do you remembered the time that I told you to shut the fuck up."
"No." he answered.
"Then, shut the fuck up."
I went back focusing on the cave. It was very long and quiet until we heard Minx was yelling about the reason of why she left to some girl named Erica. I actually didn't care so my face still in poke face. (I have no expressions) Then, I heard them fucking each other. Suddenly, Red-Russ's GF- jumped up in surprise.
"WTF?! Minx is cheating on her wife?! Drama!" Red screamed. (A/N: I am sorry if this isn't what the REAL Red do)
"Mmmm...I guess Minx is a slut." Russ said, making a Kappa face.
Suddenly, Scott started to mastubate. What...the...Fuck?
"STOP MASTUBATING, YOU DIRTY SLUT!" I demanded.
For hours, I brushed my brown hair with my pale hand. My green banana was running down my head with my sweat. It was morning and the red period sun was rising above. Then, I heard a woman's high-pitched voice in my head. She told me that Erica is sleeping and Minx is coming. I saw Minx outside and it was my chance.
I woke the gang up and we put out our weapons. We sneak behind her then jumped on her.
"WTF! Get off of me!" Minx screamed, struggling to get us off.
I put a handcup on her and screamed, "NAVY SEALS!"
Now for the Erica girl….