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Teams currently:
Killer Kestrels: Wallace (The Fancy Fanatic), Lucky (The Detective), Brittany (The Girl with a Dark Secret), Joshua (The Popular Swede), Pearl (The OCD Twin)
Poisonous Pythons: Annah (The Strategist), Alysson (The Trap Idol), Ezekiel (The Homeschooled Guy), Ella (The Theater Kid)
Lightning Leopards: Ax (The Strong but Silent), Spencer (The Creepy Mime)
Currently Eliminated:
21st. Algonquin (The Rebellious Boy Scout)
20th. Eliza (The Crazy Crafter)
19th. Ruby (The Shy Twin)
19th. Gabe (The Easy-goer)
17th. Julio (The Encyclopedia)
16th. Nile (The Mythology Master)
Disqualified: Javert (The Anti-Revolutionary)
Disqualified: Hanbei (The Sleepy Genius)
13th: Sophie: (Stereotype: N/A)
12th: Leroy (The Sneaky Player)
"Welcome!" Chris smiled. "Today is it! The day! The big M! The MERGE! Eleven of our campers have survived five eliminations, one double, and even a triple elimination! And yet only these few remain! But, as customary, two campers will be returning to the torture that IS camp Wawanakwa! Who will it be? Who is going to say good-bye in the greatest elimination of all time? All this and more on TOTAL! DRAMA! PROJECT: STARS!"
(My new theme song DOES include the people who will return for the merge, so if you want it to be a surprise, don't read it!)
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine
Algonquin observes two birds in a bird nest with a pair of binoculars
You guys are on my mind
Annah pushes a desperate looking Alysson away and looks at Wallace
You asked me what I wanted to be
Alysson tackles Wallace into the water, going below the surface
And I think the answer is plain to see:
Julio grins as he watches the two beauties fight
I wanna be: famous
Ax holds up a piece of paper with a marshmallow printed on it triumphantly, wearing Gabe's headset
I wanna live close to the sun
Ella winks at the camera, and it blacks out
Go pack your bags 'cause I've already won
Pearl and Joshua row through the water in sync, until Algonquin jumps and sinks their boat, while being chased by the birds he was watching earlier
Everything to prove, nothing in my way
The trio land in the water alongside Julio, who is watching Wallace and Alysson fight
I'll get there some day
Ax looks at the water regretfully, when the six erupt all at once, landing on top of Ax
'Cause I wanna be: famous
Lucky observes the seven knocked out contestant with a clipboard, while Ezekiel gives Ax CPR
na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na (I Wanna Be! I Wanna Be! I Wanna Be Famous!)
Annah runs through the forest, alongside Brittany, who is cowering beside her, while Chef and Chris try and host them with the Pasta Blastas
Whistling Chorus
Pearl and Joshua look at each other nervously, but Chris interjects, holding a plate of marshmallows.
"Yikes," Lucky shuddered. "So Leroy got eliminated then?"
"Yup," Ax nodded. "Hey Lucky?" he asked the detective as he began to walk away.
"What's up?" Lucky asked Ax.
"You, me and Spencer could form a great alliance you know. With the merge coming it's not a bad idea."
"Alliance?" Lucky repeated. "You intrigue me. Go on."
"With Spencer's access to many items, my brawn, and your brain, we could get to the final three."
"Perhaps," Lucky replied. "But you have a massive target on your back because you forced the Pythons into an elimination. It really depends who comes back into the game."
"Sadly, anyone OTHER than Julio, or Ruby will target Ax," Lucky claimed. "Sorry Ax, but unless those two return, I won't accept your offer.
"IIIIIIITTTTS MERGE TIME!" Chris said over the loud speaker. "Get down to the campfire pit! Effective NOW!"
The cast rush to the campfire pit.
"The teams are no more," Chris smiled. "And we've selected two cast members to return to the mergers.
"This is your chance to form the alliance," Lucky said. "Pray for Julio and Ruby."
"Please not Julio," Brittany prayed.
"I already know one of them is going to be Ruby," Pearl said confidently. "I've got no reason to worry."
"Eliza wouldn't be THAT terrible to bring back," Joshua thought aloud.
"The first contestant returning is a fan favorite," Chris smiled. "It's Julio!"
"GAAAAHHH!" Brittany collapsed.
"Greetings once more," Julio bowed. "I apologize for my earlier behavior, it was very ungentlemanly. I hope you can forgive me."
"Manipulative, and lots of chivalry," Annah commented. "I like that in a person."
"Could you please forgive me as well?" Brittany asked the returnee sheepishly.
"I have," Julio nodded. "I was being too nosy for my own good."
"Our second returnee is... Algonquin!" Chris announced. Algonquin jumped from the helicopter above, and landed powerfully, feet first.
"Hello again," Algonquin growled.
"Hello!" Lucky said brightly.
"I wasn't talking to you," Algonquin pushed past him and glared at the former members of the Catfish. Only Spencer didn't seem to care.
"Algonquin's survival skill aren't going to make voting him out easy," Ax said nervously. "With Algonquin AND the former Pythons both targeting me, I really need this alliance with Lucky."
"Now, I'll give you guys some time to adjust to the new members of the cast," Chris said brightly. "I'll meet you at 0400 tomorrow morning!"
"When is that?" Alysson asked Algonquin.
"Four AM," Algonquin replied promptly and marched away.
"That guy needs to chill," Wallace claimed.
"Seconded," Julio nodded.
"But four in the morning?!" Alysson whined. "I'll hardly have enough time to wash my hair!"
"Well, good for you, your hair is messy enough as is," Wallace pat Alysson on the head and strode away.
"Annah like HIM?!" Alysson said, clearly frustrated. "Of ALL people HIM? Ugh... Why not me?"
Male (Catfish) Cabin:
"Have you thought about my offer?" Ax and Spencer had cornered Lucky.
"Yes," Lucky sounded distracted. "I deny it. Now Algonquin is targeting you, and as much as I like, he would make a terrible enemy."
"Who?" Algonquin asked, walking into the room with a cardboard box.
"Y-"
"No one," Ax cut off Lucky. "What's in the box?"
"You know... survival materials," Algonquin explained. "Pocket knife, duct tape, hunting rifle, all the like."
Lucky, Ax, and Spencer looked at each other nervously.
"Yeah. If I wasn't convinced before, I am now," Lucky said.
I don't know which scares me more," Ax said. "The fact that every one of those items could kill someone, or the fact that Algonquin has them."
"Afternoon gentlemen," Joshua said as he and Julio walked into the room, each holding a duffel bag.
"It IS a fine afternoon, isn't it," Lucky said happily. "Not a good day to KILL someone," he said a bit louder.
"Relax," Algonquin rolled his eyes. "I'm wasting this stuff on any of YOU."
Lucky took an audible breath and sat down.
"It's HIM who is going to get it," Algonquin said pointing at Ax.
"I've got no former connections with Ax," Julio said. "Frankly, if Algonquin kills him, that'd be a really strong competitor out of the game."
Female (Mole) Cabin:
"Good afternoon," Julio smiled as he walked in.
"What do YOU want?" Brittany asked bitterly.
"Just to offer some Skittles," Julio smiled and gave a bag to Brittany. "As an apology."
"Um.. thanks," Brittany tilted her head, and opened the pack.
"NO!" Annah screamed and ran out of the room.
"What's all that racket?" Pearl asked, not looking up from her sanitizer collection on the bed.
"Well, I'm out," Julio said and quickly left the room.
"Ooh!" Pearl said excitedly. "Skittles!" She took one, doused it in sanitizer, then popped it into her mouth.
"...Isn't hand sanitizer poisonous?" Brittany asked.
"Sanitizer ISN'T poisonous," Pearl smiled. "I used to pour it over all my meals. I ate one bottle per day."
"Skittles?" Ella asked. "No thank you, I'd rather have a solid diet so when I get on Broadway, I'll be the perfect actress!"
"When?" Pearl asked. "There's no chance. Don't worry," She smiled and handed her the bag.
"HOW DARE YOU," Ella screamed and walked out of the room.
"Yeah," Annah said. "There are only four of us, and it's already chaos."
"It's challenge time!" Chris announced in the dark. All the campers looked completely exhausted. "Don't worry," he smiled. "All you have to do is get from point A," he pointed to the ground below them to point B, he pointed to the other side of the island, without touching the ground."
"So it's Shawn's challenge?" Julio asked.
"Essentially, yes," Chris nodded. "However. If you swim through the water, half of the time will be shaved off your score."
"Why?" Lucky shivered.
"Because it's infested with some very minor man eating sharks," Chris explained. "And why are you shivering?"
"...It's cold?" Lucky tried.
"You are wearing a trench coat," Algonquin points out.
"Shut UP," Lucky growled.
Algonquin is holding his hunting rifle. "I believe that Chris left some oil on the island, so I'll just blow the water entirely."
"READY! SET! GO!" Chris shouted and blew his air horn.
Ax and Algonquin begin swimming right at the start.
"Ha! You'll never beat me!" Algonquin called over the water, and fires his gun. It blows him and Ax into the air, but they overshoot the target.
"Wow, what a fail," Chris laughed.
Pearl, Joshua, and Lucky ride the trees.
"Three two one, JUMP!" Joshua yelled, and he and Pearl jump.
Spencer flied by on a paper airplane, happy as can be.
"How is THAT legal?!" Julio yelled at Chris.
"He had it one him, so it counts," Chris shrugged.
Algonquin shoots down the paper airplane with his rifle, but it costs him the second he needed, because Ax passes him and begins running toward Chris.
"No..." Algonquin said, out of breath, then falls over, as Ax crosses the finish line.
"Ax in first place! And he gets immunity at tonight's vote!" Chris smiled.
"Great," Algonquin grumbled. "Right now, the weakest contestant is Alysson I'd say. I just have to convince everyone else to vote for him."
The Boy Cabin:
"Ax?" Algonquin asked.
"What do you want?" Ax growled. "You were going to vote for me, weren't you?"
"Yes, but I've had a change of heart," Algonquin claimed. "Why don't you join me in voting off Alysson?"
"No." Ax shook his head. "You were going to vote for me, until I got immunity and THEN you decided to vote off Alysson."
"You are out of allies already," Lucky said to the Boy Scout. "Good luck surviving tonight's vote."
The Girl Cabin:
"Ella's going home," Pearl said firmly. "She's too manipulative to stay."
"But Algonquin SHOULD go home," Brittany replied.
"Doesn't matter," Annah said. "I'm voting for Ella, like it or not."
Elimination Ceremony/ Confessionals:
"Looks like the girls are voting for Ella," Algonquin said. "Guess I'll vote for her too."
"Bye bye Theater Kid," Pearl growled, stamping the picture.
"Boy Scout's going out," Ax grimaced, stamping the portrait.
"She has such a pretty face," Julio smiled.
"Alright then," Chris smiled. "First marshmallow goes to Ax, who had immunity."
Ax stood up, and took his marshmallow and smiled at Algonquin.
"We got Pearl, Brittany, Lucky, Annah, Wallace, Alysson, Spencer, Joshua, marshmallows for the lot of you!"
The group catch the marshmallows, contented.
"Julio, and Ezekiel, you are also safe."
Ezekiel gets hit in the head and falls over, but Julio catches it with ease.
"Now now... Algonquin and Ella. You two got a lot of votes. Algonquin, Lucky, Spencer, and Ax really don't like you. Ella, you made way too many enemies by booting Don off the island."
Algonquin nervously stares at the marshmallow, while Ella hums a familiar tune.
"Who do you think is out?" Joshua whispered to Pearl.
"Hush," Pearl hissed.
"The final marshmallow goes to...
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.Algonquin. Ella, your enemies have spoken."
Ella stands up serenely and walk toward the Flight of Shame.
"You are going to pay for this," Algonquin growled at Ax.
"Let me know when you hit rock bottom!" Chris yelled. He fired the cannon, sending the war fanatic into the distance.
"Twelve remain! Only eleven can stay! Who will live to see another day? Let the chips fall where they may! On TOTAL! DRAMA! PROJECT: STARS!"
I know. All the evidence pointed to Ax or Algonquin getting the boot. But I've got plans for the Algonquin/ Ax duo so, no such luck if you dislike them, I'm sorry. Ella has outlived her usefulness. So, good bye to her. Nevertheless, I hope you enjoyed the episode and I'll see you next time!
Fun fact of the day: Algonquin on my original elimination order was fourth, while Julio was eighth. Wallace was originally going to be the first eliminated, but it changed due to the fact Algonquin was more of a threat.
Please vote on my profile for is this cast should return for another season! Until the votes are in, I'll be writing a series inspired by the Random series by TotalDramaFan14. It's a great series, and I highly recommend you check it out!
-Pika