IT'S FINALLY CHAPTER 10 I GET TO TELL YOU THE SURPRISEEEEEEEE! I'm havarti2, and welcome back to ASK THE NATIONS! As promised, I have a surprise for all you wonderful readers. Hold on, I'll be right back, I have to go get it. Them. Whatever. *leaves*
Everyone: Where did she go?
havarti: *returns dragging the 2Ps behind her* TADA! I GOT THE 2Ps OF THE AXIS AND ALLIES! :D
2ps: Why did you have to do this to us. Just why.
1ps: WHY DID YOU BRING THEM!?
havarti: Because I can and there's no law against it. *smiles evilly* SO. The 2Ps won't be staying long, only for a chapter or three, so ask them questions while they're still here, okay? HERE WE GOOOOOOO!
~o0o~
From: lalalolo
Nation: Lithuania
Lithuania, will you hang out with me?
Lithuania: S-sure.
~o0o~
From: asdfghjkl
Nation: South Korea
South Korea, who is your favorite kpop group? Which kdrama is your favorite?
S. Korea: All of them! Da~ze!
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Name: RogueCaptain
Nation: Spain
Why did you enslave black people and take them to the Amuricas. Why could you not have your people do the work themselves?
havarti: *looks over at Spain* You don't have to answer if you don't want to.
Spain: It's okay, chica. Contesto la pregunta. *sighs* Everyone else forced me and my people to work very hard and we wanted someone else to do the work that we were beaten to do.
havarti: *hugs Spain*
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havarti: Time for the OZQ…
From: The Utterly Fabulous Z
WHAT GOT WHISPERED?
havarti: You know what. *gives evil look*
WHAT IS GOING ON?!
America and havarti: *won't tell*
Nation: Spain! :D
Turtle King! Hola! Why are you so adorable? Heirloom, Big Boy, Plum, or Cherry?
Spain: ¡Hola, chica! ¿Como está usted?
havarti: España, you have a question to answer.
Spain: Sí, sí. All Spanish people are adorable! And every tomato is a good tomato! *smiles*
Nation: Seychelles
Seychelles! Hello if you're here! What's your land like?
Seychelles: HI! My land is the best land, obviously! *plays with swordfish*
Nation: China
China! Get havarti to tell the wonton story! How are you? *didn't make the joke* *is a good person*
China: *looks at havarti*
havarti: *looks at China* I'm not telling it.
China: *makes puppy eyes* Please?
havarti: …
China: *continues puppy-eyeing*
havarti: *sighs* Fine. I'll tell the stupid story. Z was eating wonton soup and and dropped her wonton in the bowl and I said, "She dropped da wonton in da soup and I was all like, Nuuuu Squirrel King!" And there you have it. Feel free to make fun of me for all eternity.
Nation: Poland
#oneofthepartyponies! What is up, my pink sir? Any fashion tips?
Poland: Like, wear pink as much as like, possible. Pink is totes the best!
Nations: The Baltic Trio!
Balsamic Trio! Y'all need hugs. C'mere. *holds out arms.* Latviiii, you're too cute for your own good. Use it wisely. Liet, offer to prank call other nations with Belarus. Quality bonding time. Estonia, who's better with computers: you or Tony Stark?
Latvia: T-t-thank y-you.
Lithuania: I see. Thank you.
Estonia: Me, of course.
Nation: America
America. Which team are you on. Tony. Or. Cap. Still haven't seen SW. COULSON.
America: *whispers in Z's ear* Totally his team, ya know?
havarti: *can practically hear Z screaming at her* *high fives America* Good choice.
Nation: Cananananananada
Canananananada, as for your question: a.) I'm psychic, and b.) ask havarti-sis.
Canada: *turns to havarti* How do you know about that.
havarti: *gulps* Uhhhhh America told me.
America: DUDE!
Nation: England
England, sorry bout that, I had to get it out of my system. It was a ridiculous spelling error that turned into a nickname. Please accept this spell book as an apology. *holds out spell book* I saw a ghost in the Tower of London, it appeared to be a twelve year old boy.
England: *eyes spell book* *takes spell book* *nods slowly*
Nation: Lichtenstein
Lichtenstein! Hi! What color pjs are you getting for your brother this year?
Lichtenstein: Oh, I make the pajamas for Big Bruder. I think blue or purple this year.
Nation: Switzerland
Svitzy! What are you getting Lichtenstein for Christmas?
Switzerland: That is none of your concern.
Nation: Austria
Austria. YOU FOOL, THAT WAS HIS MOTHER'S CUP. Also, ew. Underwear may only be worn once before washing.
Austria: *turns to havarti* Does she have a thing against me?
havarti: *shrugs* Maybe. I don't know.
Nation: Everyone else
Everyone else! HERRO DER!
Everyone: Hello.
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Lina: *sounds of typing from room. She has ignored/not heard France*
Mati: *trying not to laugh*
Piper: *sighs* Looks like you'll need a way in. *pulls out cell phone and calls someone* ...Hey, Angie. We got a favour to ask. Yeah, we need your alchemy...Yeah, yeah, but we don't have authoress powers right now. Oh, come on! We made you, didn't we? Wha-come on! We'll pay you back or something! Thank you! *hangs up* Morgan's on her way. Looks like she'll be here next chapter. She could stay for a while if you want, Havarti. *shrugs* Until then...
havarti: YES ANGIEEEE! PERFECT. Bring Colonel Mustard too? *hopeful, slightly evil smile*
France: Mon amour~ France is 'ere~! *knocks on door again*
Nation: China
Mati: 中国，
为什么你不告诉我们？ 我们不告诉俄国！请？
havarti: *cries a little* Whyyyyyyyyyyyy?
China: 我不会告诉你！ 不可能！
havarti: *cries some more*
Nations: Baltic trio
Piper: Baltic Trio,
Russia giving you problems? Like we said, you can stay with us. *shrugs* Also...what's it like living with each other, since you have different cultures and foods?
All three: T-thank you.
Estonia: We are used to living with each other.
Lithuania: Our cultures are somewhat similar, and we cook for each other once in a while.
Latvia: It's nice.
Nation: Hong Kong
Mati: Hong Kong,
Go talk to Iceland. Go. And kiss while you're at it. ;)
Hong Kong: Okay. *Talks to Icey and sneaks a kiss*
Iceland: *blushes*
Norway: *prepares throwing daggers*
Nation: Belarus
Piper: Belarus,
Welp. I got you Russia. Gonna train me now?
Belarus: Sure. *goes off to train Piper*
Nation: Austria
Mati: Austria,
Any love interests...? *grins* Also, can you recommend a good violin song for us to try and play?
Austria: Uh… *looks over to Hungary* Uh…
havarti: Uh what? You had your chance. And you blew it.
Austria: *sighs*
Nations: Sweden and Finland
Piper: Sufin,
Hey. How are you? Also...I saw Sealand head off towards the Bad Friends Trio. Are you sure you guys want him near them...?
Sweden: We're fine.
Finland: *whips around at the speed of light*
France: *trying to get Lilli's attention*
Spain: *hugging Romano*
Romano: *being hugged by Spain*
Prussia: *teaching Sealand cool yo-yo tricks*
Finland: I think he'll be fine for now.
havarti: Nice.
Nation: England
Mati: England,
XD Wow. Must be one hell of a mess up. Also...if we were in Hogwarts, we'd be in the same house. Slytherins FTW, yo~
England: I really don't want to remember that, thank you very much. *shudders* However, it's glad to hear that I have some readers who are housemates.
America and havarti: GRYFFINDOR IS BETTER!
havarti: No offense, but we are. *Weasley-twin-grin*
Nation: Norway
Piper: Norway,
Gutters.
Norway: …
havarti: *cries a lot* WHY MUST YOU HURT ME.
Nation: Vietnam
Mati: Vietnam,
Hiyo~ Did you know that some people ship you and Spain together? It's not a bad ship, actually. *shrugs*
Vietnam: Really? I had no clue. *narrows eyes at Spain*
Nation: Iceland
Piper: Iceland,
...
...
...
...Ice ice baby. *cackles and runs away*
Iceland: … Seriously.
Nation: Germany
Mati: Germany...
...
...
...
...*grabs Italy and runs after Piper, laughing as well* Come and get us!
Germany: GET BACK HERE! *chases at super-Germany speed*
See ya~
havarti: *is still crying* Bye…
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From: topaz3
Heyo I'm back!
Nations: Awesome Trio!
Awesome trio:(if it's alright) I dare you guys to watch Welcome to hell and tell me what you think!
havarti: *narrows eyes at the Awesome Trio* I think they'll be busy for a while with this.
Awesome Trio: *gulp*
Nations: The G8
G8: when life gives you lemons what do you make?(I'd say you squeeze them back into life's eyes!)
Allies: Lemonade.
Germany and Japan: Lemonade.
Italy: PASTA~!
havarti: *facepalms*
Nation: Russia
Russia: I heard you made a memorial sculpture for 9/ll. Is it true?
Russia: Da, this is true.
Nation: China
China: what do did you think of the fanfic?
China: I haven't read it yet, aru.
havarti: He has no computer to read it on at this moment.
Nation: Russia
Russia: hate to tell you this but how did Bloody Sunday feel? Was it the first time you taken out your heart? Because you couldn't take the pain?
Russia: … I… do not wish to talk about it…
Ukraine: *comforts Russia*
Nation: Germany
Germany: I couldn't help but think the only reason you didn't stop WW2 early was because of Italy. You're boss had the power to disband you. You couldn't care if you disappeared but it would mean you'd leave Italy all alone. Am I right?
Germany: *is silent*
havarti: Germany-buddy?
Germany: *holds out arms*
havarti and Italy: *hug Germany*
I'm really sorry for telling you some personal stuff…
havarti: Don't worry about it, everyone's crying in this chapter. Mostly me. But still.
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From: Myra
Country: Belarus
Question: When did you start crushing on Russia?
Belarus: When I was little, I wanted to be just like Big Brother.
Country: Estonia
Question: Which program? Windows 8 or Ubuntu
Estonia: Any program is good with me. Or bad. Whatever.
Country: Lithuania
What was your life like before Russia took you?
Lithuania: It was nice. Typical lifestyle, but it was nice.
Country: Latvia
Question: What is the worst thing you've ever incidentally said to russia
Latvia: Uh… I do not wish to repeat that… I am not wanting to be crushed by Mr. Russia.
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From: AwesomenessBitsAndBobs (Ignore what it says my name is, it thinks there are too many characters in it)
Nation: Spain
Question: Have you ever kissed Romano? And if you haven't, then would you?
Spain: *smiles*
Romano: *blushes*
havarti: They kissed in chapter, like, 7.
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From: NekoRyuuKo
Nation: Romano!
Romano what kind of fiction do you like reading?
Romano: *mumbles something and looks at shoes*
havarti: I don't think they heard.
Romano: Romance…
havarti: SO CUTE! *hugs Romano*
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OKAY THEN! *still hugging Romano* The 2Ps have arrived and they'll stay until chapter 13 or 14, maybe. Until then, HASTA LA PASTA~!