"—Is that normal?"
Maokai grumbled. Couldn't they just relax and photosynthesize in peace like they usually did? But nooo, Zyra had to keep talking about her new relationship with Elise and how Ahri's sexually involved with Elise and how she wasn't sure if it was cheating if she knew about it beforehand and—
He facepalmed. Now her voice was stuck in his head, still worrying about such mundane problems. When was the last time they had a meaningful conversation? Probably last week, when they did this exact same thing, except she was complaining about the fertilizers the Institute offered instead of a stupid spider woman hybrid thing or whatever the hell Elise was.
Now that was an interesting topic. At least he could agree that the fertilizer here indeed sucked and that the summoners needed to find a better brand. This, however…
"For the last time," he growled in his deep voice, growing annoyed with the plant woman, "I don't understand nor do I care about your human affairs, Zyra."
Said woman simply frowned at her treant companion. "You could at least pretend."
"Pretending is for humans, which, I must remind you, neither of us are. Well, you're not completely one, anyway."
Zyra glared at him.
Maokai sighed. Thank goodness he was asexual. Women were too much.