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10. Raw carrots dipped strawberry jam

Sunday, 1 July

8:28 pm, Buddha Lounge

'Gee... Dave's staring at you.' I didn't look.

He wouldn't be staring at me, he hates me.

'Jools is right, Kittykat. The Hornmeister is staring.' I just kept dancing.

I didn't want to look at him.

It only made me sad because he's so vair gorgey.

... And I still really miss him vair much.

1 minute later

I can't hide the fact that I love Dave.

Jas caught me snogging one of the photos I have of the Hornmeister.

She said it was vair sad-osity.

I set Angus on her. He ate her naff fringe.

The Ace Gang have been trying to find moi a new Hornmeister.

I'm with one of my blind dates tonight.

His name is Theo.

He's vair loony: a little like Davey.

He reminds me of Dave.

There I go again.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD DAVID!

8:43 pm

Slow dancing with Theo. Dave is sitting by the bar.

Dave's wearing skinny jeans that give Kittykat the horn.

He looks vair marvy tonight.

1 minute later

I really miss Dave vair much.

1 minute later

'Georgia. Are you alright, Hun?' I smile.

'Yeah. I'm just kind of thirsty.'

Theo took moi over to a table.

'Wait here beautiful. I'll be right back.'

2 minutes later

Ekk... Dave just punched Theo in the face.

Why did Dave do that?

Theo was only getting moi a drink.

1 minute later

I ran over to the bar. 'DAVID! WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?'

Dave huffed. 'Theo... Are you okay?'

5 minutes later

Dave managed to break Theo's nose.

Tom took Theo to the hospital.

I turned to face Dave.

'WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING?'

'WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A TART?'

I slapped Dave. 'GROW UP!'

'MAKE ME!' And Dave snogged me.

1 minute later

I miss snogging Dave vair much.

Hmmm... Nip Libbling.

9:19 pm

Silence. Dave and I stared into each other's eyes.

Dave's eyes are tres tres marvy.

I turned bright red. 'What did you do that for?'

Dave shrugged his shoulders.

'The Biscuit isn't annoyed with Kittykat anymore.'

4 minutes later

Dave has asked to walk moi home. I agreed.

Not sure why because Dave did break moi's date's nose.

... But I'm sure thingy-ma-bob will be just fine.

10:03 pm

Walking home with Dave.

1 minute later

It's vair awkward fandango.

Dave looks vair un-laugh-ish.

Say something Georgia. 'I'm sorry Georgia.'

Ooo. That wasn't moi's voice. I looked at Dave.

'I should've let you explain.'

1 minute later

I took hold of Dave's hand.

'Thought you'd have gone back to the Handbag Horse after how I treated you.'

'Dave. I love you...' Dave raised his eyebrow.

What the flip? Why does Dave only have one eyebrow?

Dave laughed. 'The Biscuit's sister feels he's better looking with one eyebrow.'

Bugger... Did I really say that out loud?

'Dave you're such a loon.'

'Arr... But Sex Kitten has missed the Biscuit, no?'

I laughed. 'Yes. Vair much.'

'Hunky told the Biscuit that Kittykat had found herself another Hornmeister.'

Hmmm... I shall have to have words with Hunky.

'Davey, that be tres ridiculous. There's only one Hornmeister.'

4 minutes later

Push Dave into the phone box.

He laughed. 'Watch it Ki...'

I snogged Dave. Number 7.

5 minutes later

Standing in the phone box. Dave won't move.

'I love you, Georgia. I always will.'

Awww... 'Dave that's so cute.'

'And I mean it.' I flushed red.

10:23 pm, My House

'So...?' I felt my lips pucker automatically.

'Such a naughty Sex Kitten I have.'

'Kittykat has Specific Horn for the Hornmeister.'

Dave laughed and took hold of moi's hand.

Monday, 2 July

4:00 am, My Bedroom

Reached number 10 with Dave.

Kittykat is the Queen of Tarts...

Shame she doesn't give a hoot.

She's not an owl type person, you see.

1 minute later

Zzzzz...

12:02 pm

Dave has his arms wrapped around my waist.

I couldn't move. I didn't really want too.

12:23 pm

'Kittykat... Are you awake?'

'No.' I pulled the duvet over my head.

Dave sighed. 'Don't be a silly Kitty.'

He pulled the duvet off my head and leaned over moi.

4 minutes later

Snogging Dave. Number 8.

5 minutes later

On the floor tangled in the duvet.

'Will the Hornmeister be Kittykat's girlfriend?'

Dave's hands are on moi's nunga-nungas.

'The Biscuit will have to consider his options.' Charming.

1 minute later

Giving Dave the cold shoulder.

'Awww... Sex Kitten. The Biscuit was just pulling ye ole' leg.'

Dave ran his fingers through moi's hair and snogged me.

Number 6 with nip libbling.

12:39 pm

I've gone utterly jelliod. Dave laughed.

'Put Kittykat back in bed, shall we?'

'Nrrrghh.' Damn Dave... and his fabbity snogging skills.

'The Biscuit is popping out, but Kittykat needs to be dress for when he returns.'

'Nrrrghh.' Dave laughed and kissed moi on the forehead.

1 minute later

Why does the Hornmeister have to go?

Why does Kittykat have to get dressed?

Kittykat was perfectly happy in nuddy-pants with her Hornmeister.

15 minutes later

Getting dressed. What to wear?

Cute floral skirt. Or denim shorts.

1 minute later

In front of the mirror, wearing my shorts.

Hmmm. They do make my botty look rather humongous.

1 minute later

Wearing my floral skirt.

No... My shorts.

1 minute later

Hmmm. This could take a while.

Wonder how long Dave will be.

1 minute later

Wearing my floral skirt again.

1:21 pm

Dave is back with a picnic basket.

I'm standing in my undercrackers.

'Why is Kittykat not ready?'

2 minutes later

Dave choose moi an outfit straight away.

My old orange polka-dot playsuit.

'Really Dave? That old thing.'

Dave raised his eyebrow. 'It's the Hornmeister's favourite.'

I raised my eyebrows higher. 'Really?' Dave nodded.

2 minutes later

Quick bit of makeup: mascara, eyeliner, foundation, eye shadow and lippy.

Pack my handbag... House keys, sun cream, emergency lippy, purse and mobile.

Big floppy sun hat on moi's head.

Gladiator sandals on moi's feet.

1 minute later

Dave raised his eyebrow.

'The Biscuit will never understand the ladeez.'

'Ready.' Dave laughed.

1:43 pm

Walking to the park. Holding the Biscuit's hand.

5 minutes later, The Park

The picnic is vair yummy scrummy.

2:12 pm

Sunbathing in the park with my head on Dave's lap.

The Biscuit is stroking Kittykat's arm.

This picnic was a fab fabbity idea.

'Kittykat is so gorgy.' I smiled and opened one eye.

Dave snogged me. Number 6.

2:49 pm

Gadzooks... A text from that dear Mutti of mine.

Georgia. We've taken Libs to seaside. Won't be back til Friday. Don't trash the house. Mum.

Fab fabbity. House to myself.

1 minute later

Walking back to Dave's House.

10 minutes later, Dave's Kitchen

Hmmm. Rebecca's eating raw carrots dipped in strawberry jam.

'Sweetie Pie. Mom's looking for you... Hey Gee. He apologised then?'

I sat opposite Rebecca. 'Yes.' Rebecca offered me a carrot stick.

'Sweetie Pie thinks I'm gross, but my babies seem to like it.'

Awww... Being preggers has given B the munchies for odd food.

'It's totally wierdiosity.' B laughed.

3 minutes later

Dave returned. He looked like he was about to have a nervy b.

'What has the Hornmeister's knickers in a twist?'

1 minute later

Dave sat next to moi. Helping himself to one of B's carrot sticks.

'Mutti has a surprise for Kittykat and the Hornmeister.'

I raised my eyebrows. 'Why is that so terrible?'

'Arr... Kittykat has much to learn.' B and Dave both laughed.

A.N. Yay... Kittykat and the Hornmeister are totally a couple again. Hope you loved this chapter. Love RoxannetheLaugh x.