By: Taru Taru Animegal
Summary, Rating, & Speaking Terms: see first chapter
Disclaimer: see eighth chapter
Hello everyone!!!
Why are you so happy?
Hmm… you'll find out!
I'll never get kids… What about kids?You better not be making fun of Naru-Chan!
…I'm gonna start now…
The Reviewers are:
Heavanstar72
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Suzan
TheFireSage
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/hands Kyuubi note/
O…k… and special thanks to Devdog64, Taru's lovely new Beta.
You have a beta?
Yes/dances around room with Deidara plushy/Taru, what are you doing with a Deidara plushy?
/stops dancing/ Itachi? You FINALLY speak!?
Yay/glomps Itachi/ I'm so happy!!! The scroll says you have to kill 173 people… Can Itachi help me /puppy dog eyes/
I don't know why you put up with him!
Same reason why you put up with Naruto.
Just start the story!!!
I have a full house…
SaSuNaRuReCaPsSaSuNaRuSaSuNaRuSaSuNaRuSaSuNaRu
"Why…why are you telling me this?" I asked, a little scared of the answer… because if I was right, then…
"Yes, Naruto. I'm the brunette in this big painting. I'm the one who fell in love with the blonde…"
"I'm the one… who turned into a vampire…"
"Waiting for YOU…"SaSuNaRuSaSuNaRuSaSuNaRuSaSuNaRuSaSuNaRuSaSuNaRu
Sasuke POV
I watched Naruto's face for any type of life when he burst out… Laughing!?
"HAHAHA!!! Good one Sasuke!!! You? A vampire? HAHAHA!!!" he was clutching his stomach and rolling on the floor. My eye twitched in annoyance.
"Naruto… I'm being serious…" I told him, grabbing his hand and lifting him back on the chair. He stopped laughing and looked at me straight in the eye.
"Teme, I don't know what your trying to pull, but It's really not working. Unless you can prove it, I won't believe you!!!" He shot me a glare (that turned into puppy dog eyes) and stood up to leave. I caught the back of his shirt and pulled him back before he left the room.
"You want proof? I'll give you proof."
Naruto POV
I turned around and watched as Sasuke transformed once again into a vampire. His hair was once again sticking up in all directions and eyes went blood red. His claws sharpened to the point that a cat's claws would look dull, and his face went paler then a white sheet.
"Happy now, dobe?" He asked me. My eyes went wide, but I nodded and decided -despite my fear- I would listen to what he had to tell me.
He dragged me up the first flight of stairs, and lead me to the only red door in the hall. He turned the handle to reveal his bedroom. It was a large room with a king-size be in the middle, two dressers and nightstands, and even a feudal age style table at the end of the huge bed. The only problem was… it was a red and black room… and didn't have any lights.
"Watch your step. Your eyes aren't trained for the darkness." Sasuke told me before leading me to the bed.
"So, what do you wanna know first?" he asked me before pulling the drapes open to let the last bit of sun into the room. I did have a few questions, I guess…
"Okay, first question. Do you really live here, or is it abandoned like everyone believes?" He chuckled at this.
"Yes, I really do live here, dobe. No other vampire could keep the house this clean, or would try to." He told me, laying down on the other side of the bed.
"Ok… Question two. Do you drink blood? And if you do, animal blood or… human blood?" I said trying to look anywhere BUT at Sasuke.
" Yes, I drink blood. But I mostly drink animal and werewolf blood. The only time I ever have human blood is when a group of misfits decides on Halloween to come and break in. I'm not gonna bite you." He told me lying down on the bed like you would reading a book. I let out a sigh I didn't know I was holding, and layed down on the other side of the bed.
SaSuNaRuSaSuNaRuSaSuNaRuSaSuNaRuSaSuNaRuSaSuNaRu
Normal POV
Neji was sitting in the hideout as he waited patiently for Gaara, Itachi, and Kyuubi's return. They had asked to talk to him alone, and it was staring to get on his nerves.
"Damnit! They'd better not be hurting Gaara, or they're dead!!!"
Meanwhile
The two werewolves and vampire were currently watching as deer were gathering around the lake on the nearly full moon night. They were slowly creeping in on them, waiting for the right moment to attack. Soon, they were only three feet away from the herd.
'Three… Two…One…' Itachi told the others with telepathy. And soon after…
HISS!
SCRATCH!
CRUNCH!
YELP!
All three of them got their fill and Gaara took one for Neji seeing as how he couldn't hunt thanks to the after effects of getting hurt.
Then Kyuubi decided to ask something that's been on his mind for a while now.
"Hey Gaara, how did you meet the Hyuuga boy, anyway?" Gaara turned his head to the taller readhead.
"It was a by chance meet. When we were still humans, his father wouldn't let him go anywhere. So he snuck out often, and we just met here in the forest. That is, until we were bitten by a werewolf that came from no where." He told the other two with him. He then leaned into the speical tree and greeted Neji with dinner.
SaSuNaRuSaSuNaRuSaSuNaRuSaSuNaRuSaSuNaRuSaSuNaRu
Here we find Iruka and Kakashi facing the legendary sucker for the sake of their jobs.
"Kakashi! You've caused Iruka to be late for class three times now! And I cannot accept your lateness as well! If you don't start leaving Iruka to his work and getting to your class on time, you'll have to be let go!" The mad blonde said, sitting back down on her chair and pouring herself a large glass of sake.
"Leave me, please…" She told the two before lying back. The two sensei's left her side and started walking to their cars.
"That woman has major issues." Kakashi said to break the awkward silence. Iruka didn't answer. He was too mad to even look at the sensei next to him.
"Hey, what's wrong with having a little fun once in a while?" …still no answer.
SaSuNaRuSaSuNaRuSaSuNaRuSaSuNaRuSaSuNaRuSaSuNaRu
Naruto POV
I woke up from… wait, when did I fall asleep? I opened my eyes to find red silk sheets and a blurry figure on the other side of the king sized bed… Where am I!?
"Wh-what the…" I mumbled before rubbing my eyes. Sasuke was still reading the book. Relived to find out where I was I looked at the clock. 3 A.M.
"Teme!!! Nobody reads until three in the morning! Go to sleep!" I told him. He just shrugged and kept reading. What is he reading, anyway?
"Inkheart." …How the heck does he do that!?
"ok, smarty, if your so great at reading minds, what am I thinking about right now?" I asked him.
"Ramen." …no comment…
SaSuNaRuSaSuNaRuSaSuNaRuSaSuNaRuSaSuNaRuSaSuNaRu
How could you do this to us!?
It's not my fault the computer broke at the last minute!
Hn. How do we know your not lying?
Because… your part of my imagination?
Your point?
GO BOTHER KYUUBI!!!
…but, you guys do all have a point…
For any of you who didn't read my comment on my profile, my computer broke and I couldn't do anything about it except wait. I couldn't even finish typing my new chapters! TT so, don't throw rotten fruit at me, and yes, I do know this is a shorter chapter than usual, but it's because of what happened to my computer! I didn't want you all to forget!!!
But for the normal stuff, PLEEEZE review! Constructive criticism is nice, but nothing too harsh, please! Full out flames CAN and WILL be given to Kyuubi!
Next time: The werewolves plan is unraveled, Kakashi tries desperately to win Iruka back, and as for Sasuke and Naruto, you'll just have to wait and see!
Finally! The narrator does the ending!
Shut it, fox, or I'll send Itachi into a black hole!
NUU!!!
Until next time!
ChuuWai!