Rules 36 to 40
Our Marti
Rule 36: Avoid Marti's puppy dog eyes.
- She's cute and she's perfectly aware of this fact. She will not hesitate to use her irresistible puppy dog eyes on you if you disagree with her.
- Besides, she pouts too.
- Resistance is futile. We have already tried and miserably failed.
Rule 37: Never say 'no' to Marti.
- She just doesn't accept that.
- If you pronounce the banned word, she'll scream until you give up.
- And she has a very sharp and disagreeable voice when she screams.
- Hey, why shod we have to all suffer for your idiocy? So say yes.
Rule 38: You're not allowed to call Marti by the nickname Smarti.
- It's a sacred thing between her and her biggest brother. Let this to them.
- Know that even our warning may be sacrilege.
- In the past, sacrilege was punishable by burning the offender.
- Derek already has his own modern version of the woodshed.
Rule 39: Beware of Marti's angel face.
- This is just a mask. In reality, she's a devilish demon.
- She is good at manipulation.
- If she compliments you, she wants something of you.
- If she begins to pout, pray is your only and latest chance. (See Rule 36.)
Rule 40: Keep an eye on the contents of your pockets.
- Marti has kleptomaniac tendencies.
- "Borrowing without permission" is still stealing.
- Even if she denied (ignored) the fact.
- Don't divulge this information or someone risks finding your dead body the next morning.
Thanks to Dom-Jam, my betareader.