Insane we trust Chapter Ten
Vampire Kisses
Guess a cult following is starting to form around this fic. Or is that just what I think? I know for a fact that I do NOT own bleach. That magical series belongs to Tite Kubo. Some citrus in this chapter fyi.
Agari's eyes slowly opened and things began to turn from static to mostly visible images through his gray eyes. He looked to his right to see Hiyori standing by some sort of machine with her fists balled and tears in her eyes.
"Hey, good to see ya." he said.
"You stupid jerk!" she shouted as she lunged at him and wrapped her arms around him.
"What's with her? I thought she was still mad at me... guess something is finally going my way." Agari thought. As he looked into her glassy copper eyes. There faces drew slowly closer and closer till the two kids locked into a passionate and caught in the moment type of kiss. After a few minutes of making out, Agari started to kiss and drag his teeth up and down Hiyori's neck. With one hand, he ripped the electrodes off his chest and cupped Hiyori's firm ass with the other, pulling her into his lap. Hiyori let out a half moan, half growl as Agari slipped his hand under the back of her shirt and caressed her back.
"Yo." a voice called out from the doorway.
Hiyori and Agari's heads turned in the voice's direction fast enough to break the sound barrier. They had discovered that It was one blond haired leader's voice.
"Shinji!" Hiyori shouted as she leaped off Agari and punched him in the face at the same time.
"Glad to see our little mascot survived. Just wanted to let you know that Hachi finished his kidou spell. Your room's ready." Shinji said to the half knocked out Agari.
"Fine, then wipe that shit eating grin of your face and let me through!" Hiyori shouted as she huffed and marched out of the room.
Agari got up and looked at Shinji. "You don't mind if we're together? you do seem to be rather close." Agari said as his personality shifted again.
"Don't bother me at all. She's more like a sister to me than anything. It's funny, The whole time you were gone, all she did was complain about you and look at the screen of her smart phone intently. Just treat her right." Shinji said with a wink as he left the room.
Agari thought about Shinji's words as he put his blood red coat back on. He walked outside, following the corridors looking for any indication of his room. The rooms were surprisingly well lit due to some sort of lamps based on some vizard or shinigami magic. The proxy arrancar turned down a left hall and came face to ribbon with a mature looking woman with Glasses and black hair braided in the back. She looked way too old to be wearing a school girl uniform, Agari thought.
"Hello." the girl said.
"What's up?" Agari asked.
"I rescued this from Mashiro. I caught her stealing it from your gigai and bribed her for it before any damage was done." the school woman stated as she handed a duffel bag to agari. "You have some interesting things in there." she said with a faint smile.
Agari took the bag.
"I took out a couple airplane bottles of jack daniels and left you some magazines." she said as she started to walk past Agari. He quickly opened up the flap of the bag and looked inside. Slipped in on the side were at least five porn mags.
"You read rags?" Agari cackled.
"You could say that I have a healthy level of curiosity. I'm Lisa Yadomaru By the way."
Agari let out a little laugh and walked down the hall. At the end of it was His gigai standing next to a door that had his name written on it in kanji. Agari took the same red glove and candy dispenser as before out of his gigai's pockets. With the glove on his fist, Agari punched the gigai in the forehead and retrieved the soul candy, placing it back in the dispenser. He then grabbed the gigai by the head and pressed. A large amount of air leaked out of the gigai's mouth and it became limp and two denominational. Agari folded the inflatable gigai and put it in a side pocket of the messenger bag.
"that Urahara guy sure makes some weird ass stuff..."
Agari turned and opened the door. To his surprise, Hiyori was sitting on a double bed in his room. She looked at him with a faint smile on her face. "Surprised to see me?" Hiyori asked as the took the elastic hair ties and bobby pins from her hair.
"What are you doing?" Agari asked.
"You said you like my hair when it's down, right?" she said, slightly annoyed.
"I mean what are you doing in my, wait what?" Agari asked as he stepped into the room.
"Close the door." Hiyori ordered.
"O...k." Agari said as he did what he was told. "She really does look cute with her hair down." he thought. With cautious steps, he approached the bed.
"I've been thinking things over about us and talking with someone." Hiyori said as the moved over on the bed for Agari to sit down.
"Talking with one of the other Vizards?" Agari asked as he sat down and took the messenger bag off of his shoulder.
"No. with someone much closer. My inner hollow."
"Do all Vizards have one?" Agari asked in surprise.
"That's right."
"What did she say?"
"That I should do this." Hiyori said as she leaned in and gave Agari a kiss.
Agari was caught completely off guard. All he could think of was how deeply she was kissing him. All he could manage to do was relax and run his left hand through her golden locks.
"Open your mouth, you moron." Hiyori said in a surprisingly laid back and sexy tone before kissing him again. Her tongue slid across Agari's sharp teeth, begging to be let in. she had let him past her barrier and showed her true self to him so it was only appropriate for her to at least let her in this way. Agari thought as he relaxed his jaw and brushed his tongue against hers, exiting a soft moan from the petit vizard.
Agari leaned back and let go of the messenger bag. It hit the ground with a thud and slumped to the side with the flap open. Out poured several porn mags and little bottles of alcohol. Hiyori's eyes darted to the floor and broke the kiss in laughter.
"I see you traded some of your stash from that car with some of Lisa's Rags." she said while laughing.
"It's more like she traded with me. I prefer the real thing." Agari said as he reached down and grabbed two bottles of absolute raspberry vodka and handed one to Hiyori. The proxy arrancar cracked the cap and screwed open the little plastic bottle. He tapped his bottle with Hiyori's and downed the contents in two gulps.
Hiyori got up and walked over to a mini fridge in the corner of the room. She opened it and retrieved a can of fruit punch.
"This is a pretty nice room. That Hachi guy make all this with his magic?" Agari asked as he studied the well furnished room.
"That's right. I gave him a bunch of spare parts and scrap to use as base material and he used some spell to make all this." Hiyori said as she sat back down. She gulped down half of the fruit punch before pouring the vodka in with the remainder of the juice. "I can't drink this stuff straight." Hiyori said as she sloshed the can back and fourth to mix the contents. "I have a question. Why did you like me so much right off the bat?" she asked before taking large sips from the can. "I thought you would loose interest in me after you met Mashiro and Lisa, or that girl you saved."
"It's hard to say exactly why. There's something intoxicating about you. And your the first girl I've seen outside of the psyche ward." Agari said with a grin.
"Intoxicating huh? It's a strange thing to say about a girl like me but, I'll take it."
"Is that an iHome?" Agari asked as he hit the play button. A haunting yet beautiful song started to play from the speakers. Agari looked at the docked device and read the text. The song was, I've never seen a witch by a band called Lydia. The song was rather nice. "This is a weird looking iPod."
"It's an iPhone. Haven't you seen one before?" Hiyori asked.
"It must have come out while I was locked up. I've been through reform schools boot camps and psyche wards for years. I never got a good look at the outside world since then till after I died and got these powers." Agari said as he turned back around to look at Hiyori. She had a sad look on her face as she looked at the floor.
"Anything else in that bag?" she asked.
Agari picked up the messenger bag and looked through it. Inside was a lot more alcohol, along with a weed pipe, a bag of grass, and a few packs of cigarettes with matches. "You smoke?" Agari asked as he held up the pack of camels. To his surprise, Hiyori took the pack and opened it. With one hand, she flipped it open and slid a single cigarette half way out. She put the cancer stick between her lips and looked back at Agari. He struck a match and lit the end of it for her.
"Had no idea you smoked." Agari said as he took the pack back and pulled out a smoke for himself. "Oh god. I haven't had one of these in so long." Agari thought with great joy as he lit it and took a drag.
"A hundred years is long enough. I may not look it, but I'm legal in every way." Hiyori said as she lay down sideways on the bed.
"Then why do you look so young?" Agari asked before he took another drag.
"Don't know for sure but, I have a few theories." Hiyori said as she did the same.
"Like what?" Agari asked. He was rather interested.
"The Hogyoku for one."
"You mean before Aizen had it, right?"
"Kisuke used it to save us before we all got exiled." Hiyori said as she flicked the ashes into her empty soda can. He was my old captain. She said as she dropped the cigarette butt into the can. Agari could hear it sizzling out as Hiyori handed him the can. "I saw your fight with that Tesla guy. It really freaked me out when His superior blindsided you. I couldn't bare to look after that."
"I didn't sense your reatsu with pesquisa. How were you watching?"
"With this." Hiyori said as she took another iPhone out of her pocket and hit a button. Agari looked at the screen and saw himself.
"You tapped into my fucking goggles? When? " Agari asked.
"When you put on those head phones I made. I connected to the strange signal you transmit."
"So, your telling me than I have some sort of fucking WIFI?" Agari asked in surprise.
"You could say that." Hiyori said as she put the phone away and sat up. She scooted closer to Agari and crossed a leg over his. "I guess we can be an item. You just can't tell anyone. It's not in my nature to open up to people very often." Hiyori said as she leaned in.
Agari grinned. "Yes ma'am." He said in a laid back tone before kissing Hiyori in a very sensual way.
Hiyori moaned as Agari started to caress her side from under her shirt. When his hand came back up, he groped her small breast. She moaned wildly as Agari thrusted another hand up her shirt and tweaked her right nipple. With both her hands, Hiyori shoved Agari with full force, sending him back. His head collided with the metal head board with a clang sound. "Ow! What the hell?"
"I need a few more drinks before we take it that far." Hiyori said with a huff.
Agari just rolled his eyes and tossed her another bottle. This time, she drank it straight, coughing after she downed it. Agari grabbed the glass pipe and bag of green along with another bottle for Hiyori and himself. "Here, try this one. Mixing drinks can be interesting." He said with a grin.
"Alright." Hiyori said in an unsure voice as she cracked the cap open. She downed the small rectangular bottle and began to cough and gag. "What the hell was that shit?" she shouted.
"It's whiskey. Don't tell me you've never tried jack before." Agari said as he loaded the pipe.
"I told you I don't drink that much!" Hiyori shouted. She soon started to feel the affects. "I feel kinda funny..." she said as she began to feel the affects of the drinks.
Agari took several hits from the pipe then downed his own bottle and looked at her after breathing out the smoke. "What do you want to do now?" he asked as he set the weed pipe down on the night stand, next to the iHome.
"Maybe you." Hiyori said teasingly as she began to take her red jacket off and crawl over to Agari. Her motions were somewhat cat like, Agari noted as his gray eyes darted all over Hiyori's body. It was just then that her words hit him.
"What!" he said as the girl crawled on top of him.
"Just kidding, you moron. But, I still want to fool around a little more." she said before kissing him.
How was that, guys? Any good? Be sure to let me know in a review. I hope Hiyori didn't seem too OOC. She did open up to Agari after arguing with her inner hollow long enough. Your probably wondering why they seem to be clicking so well. It's cus they're a lot alike. Hiyori has all the intelligence and attitude of someone that's lived as long as she did and Agari is what you would call an ancient soul. Or five! Lol. And NO the fic is not over.
Hope you all enjoyed.
Sandragon out-
