"Welcome to chapter 10! WOO! 10! I'm not sure when this'll end... When people lose interest I guess. I wonder if it'll make it to 100 chappies... hmm, we'll see..."

"I think we should start. We have a hell of a lot to get through..."

"Your right Tails! First off, we have been asked to explain something... Shadow, do you REALLY love Tikal?"

"What! No!" He blushed madly.

"You totally do!"

Knuckles opened his mouth to tease him before the writer interrupted.

"Don't you start echidnaboy. I could say plenty 'bout you, especially concerning the last chapter..."

He blushed and quickly closed his mouth.

"Ok. So I have been asked to explain how they met. It went something like this... FLASHBACK!"

The writer made spooky hand gestures while backing away to emphasise this.

"Knuckles was leaning against his pillar minding his own business until...

"YO, BRUVVA. GIVE ME YA EMERALD."

He leaped to his feet.

"NO WAY BIATCHH. DAT IS MAII EMERALD AND YOU IS NOT GETTING IT YEAZ?"

"BITCHES ATTACK!"

"WE IZ THEE BITCHES AND WE'Z ATTACKIN' YOUZ FOR DEE EMERALD" Said Shadow as he and Omega, who are Rouge's bitches, proceeded to try and attack Knuckles.

"OH NOEZ YOU DON'T BITCH. I'Z PIMP SLAPZ YOU 'TILLZ-"

"WAIT. THAT STORY HAS SO MANY FAULTS. FIRST OF ALL, WHY THE HELL IS EVERYONE A PIMP? I AM NOT A PIMP! IT DID NOT HAPPEN LIKE THAT!"

"I think it happened like that..."

Rouge groaned facepalming.

"It did not. This is what happened. Flashback"

"Knucklehead was leaning against his pillar, minding his own business when the overly-gorgeous I and my slightly mangy looking friends appeared. He stood up all grrish.

"Listen Batgirl, you're not getting this emerald."

"Shadow, go get it."

"I am not your bitch Rouge. And, for once, this isn't about her personal greed. G.U.N have requested to take a look so if you don't mind, we'll be taking that."

"Oh no you don't!"

The two ran forwards before being interrupted by a squeal.

"OH SONIKKU! I'VE FINALLY FOUND YOU!" Amy squealed, throwing herself at me.

"FOR FUCKS SAKE AMY, I AM NOT SONIC" I shoved her off.

She turned pinker with embarrassment.

"Sorry..."

Then, Silver and Blaze walked up.

"Hey Knuckles can I-"

"SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! SONIKKKUUUUU!"

Amy then glomped Silver, knocking him into the emerald which fell and smashed into a gajillion pieces.

"AMY. GET OFF. WE'VE ALREADY ESTABLISHED THAT I AM NOT SONIC!"

Two figures materialized from the emerald. One a random blobby monster and one a female echidna.

"OH MY GOD! TIKAL!" Shouted Sonic, who had randomly appeared and who was standing next to Tails, who had also randomly appeared.

"WHY ARE YOU ALL HERE? I DON'T LIKE ANY OF YOU!" Screeched Knucklehead but no one listened.

"Knuckles? Sonic? Tails? What happened?"

I then, being the kind person I am, walked over and shook hands with the new girl-"

"No you didn't!" Shadow interrupted. "You were so jealous you glared at her and then stood right next to Knuckles the whole time!"

"SHUT UP. ANYWAY."

She continued the flashback.

" "Who the hell are you?" I asked.

"Oh, I don't believe we have met. I am Tikal. I am an ancestor of Knuckles."

"What's a Tikal?" asked Silver.

"Tikal is a girl. We'd better help you fix the emerald..." said Tails.

FIVE DAYS LATER

"The emerald has been restored. But poor Miss Tikal will be stuck inside forever..." Cream randomly appeared and said.

"Not necessarily. It seems you can utilise the Chaos Control. With this emerald, I could come out for emergencies and what not."

"YAY!"

Meanwhile Shadow was staring down at his hoverboots looking all shy.

"You so like the newbie." I told him.

"I do not." He scoffed, although, seeing how intelligent I am, I knew he did."

"Hmph." Shadow hmph'd.

"And that's the poorly written version of how Shadow met Tikal... Anyway, I need to hurry this up. Shadow, this is a direct thing for you. It's from Kharmachaos! Remember, they reviewed it when it was written in script format ages ago...

And I hath returned to torture thou poet-speaking Shadow once more.

*Insert evil laugh here*

Shadow, what ran through thou mind as, in SA2, thou promised to Maria And thy fair maiden Amy to help thou FRIEND Sonic? Why did thou promise Amy?

And thy second question is Do thou really love Tikal? If so, when hast thou met?"

"Well, what ran through thou mind was this.

One hath better keep thou promise to thy fair maiden Maria. She was One's only friend. One promised maiden Amy because thou's eyes reminded me of maiden Maria. I assure, no feelings were there. And I CAN ASSURE YOU, SIR SONIC IS NOT ONE'S FRIEND. I hast meet Tikal in thus paragraph above."

"Remember, Shadow must be a poet xD. And he does, I assure you xD. Vanilla, who is Cream's father? Don't try to get out of it!"

"I don't know... It's quite blurry and there were so many... I went to that transvestite bar and... DID I SAY TRANSVESTITE? I meant I was married before I chose to involve myself in those kinds of matters..."

"Uh-huh, SURE."

Then something happened.

"YOU BURNT ALL THE FOOD! THE SHADE! THE RUM! Why is the rum gone?" Shadow shouted.

"Firstly, because half the sea force is looking for me and that ship will send up a big enough flame for them to find me. Secondly, because rum turns men into dirty pigs!" Said Elise

"But why is the rum gone?" Shadow asked.

" Not quoted word for word, but still... LOVE THE SCENE.

"I'VE GOTTA JAR OF DIRT, I'VE GOTTA JAR OF DIRT!" Knuckles ran in circles singing the irritatingly catchy song.

"Sorry, haven't seen Gurren Lagann number six yet but I'll happily do your other dare:

In the meantime, make everyone slap Rouge with a fish, then stuff the fishes in her clothes, and then throw her in the fanboy pit.

I'm guessing Mega Mario doesn't like Rouge too much... OH WELL."

Everyone then slapped Rouge with a mixture of Red Snapper, Ocean Sunfish, Cod and Trout in turn: Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Shadow, Omega, Jet, Wave, Storm, Big, Amy (Who enjoyed it a bit too much...), Cream, Writer, Cheese, Vanilla, Charmy, Espio, Vector, CHRIS THORNDYKE!, Elise, Blaze, Silver.

"Im'a get you hedgehog. IN YOUR SLEEP." She growled at Silver who ran and hid.

The writer then got Knuckles and Omega to shove fish into her clothes (Well, I wasn't gonna do it!) and then she was thrown into the fanboy pit.

"We shant be seeing maiden Rouge for a while..." Poet Shadow mused.

"Tails, make out with Amy and see if Sonic or Shadow gets jealous."

"But-"

"DO IT!"

The two made out as Sonic cringed and Poet Shadow yawned poetically.

"I agree with this statement: 'ROUGE AND KNUCKLES. YES. Totally meant for each other.' And this one: 'KYYYYYAAAHH! x3 Knouge & Silvaze! ! xD loveLOVEloveLOVElove ^^'. Silver, who would you like to go in the fanboy pit? We haven't used it for much."

"Amy."

Amy was thrown into the pit.

"I heard that yuri was for horny old men... No offence if you like it, that's what someone told me once... Oh well. Silver must be a toddler."

Silver was then turned into a toddler.

"Awaaaaaa!" Screeched Silver the Toddler. He then stopped crying and gurgled cutely.

"AWWH! HE'S SO FRICKIN' CUTE! Sonic, did you feel like puking when Elise kissed you?"

"I actually did puke. Right in her mouth. That bit got cut out from '06... Did you know the original scene was 5:47 minutes long? I was sick for days..."

The writer puked and made Sonic eat it.

"Now you know how Elise felt. Even though I don't like Elise... I MISS ROUGE AND AMY. THERE'S NO GIRLS HERE"

"HELLLOOO!"

"OH YEAH!" The writer noticed Blaze before making her eat an apple.

"MMMPHH!"

"I HAS REPLACEMENT!" The writer magiced up Wave and Topaz.

"Why am I here again?" The other human asked.

"BECAUSE I WAS LONELY. ACT LIKE ROUGE."

"HOW?"

"Strut around like you know everything, contradict me, throw strops, swear a lot, and, most recently, smell like fish."

"Erm..."

"WAVE ACT LIKE AMY"

"SONIKKKUUU!" Wave glomped Sonic, making a good impression of Amy.

"OW!"

"Heh, I forgot Wave was six years older than Amy... Tails, who do you love more? Cream, Marine, Cosmo or chocolate chip cookies?"

"Cookies. Then Cosmo. Then Cream. Then Marine."

"THEY SAY SONIC'S THE PLAYER. LET'S ASK HIM. Sonic, who do you love most? Sally, Amy, Mina, Chris, Elise or Shadow?"

"HEY-ETH!"

"Don't I get to pick cookies?"

"Nope."

"UGH. FINE. Amy. Then... Sadly, Shadow BUT I AM NOT GAY. Then... *sighs* Mina. Then Elise. Then Sally. Then Chris."

"WAAAAAAAAAAH I AM NO LOVEEEED!" Chris cried, running sobbing to the emo corner.

"KNUCKLES."

"WHAT?"

"Rouge, Julie Su, Shade or... Baabarrella."

"I DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER THAT."

"YOU BLOODY DO."

"DON'T."

"DO."

"DON'T."

"DO."

"DON'T!"

"KNUCKLES. WE ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER. That's what you get when your reviwers are all Knougees... So just say it. We won't mock you xD."

"..."

"DO IT OR YOU GOES IN FANGIRL PIT."

"UGH."

"NOW KNUCKLES"

"FINE. Rouge. Then... Baabarrella. Then Shade. Then Julie Su."

"WOO! I've never loved you more Knuckles. I love the fact you love my transvestite more than your supposed wife ;D."

He was blushing like crazy.

"Can I go now?"

"Sure."

He ran and hid in a sink.

"Shadow?"

"What-eth."

"Tikal isn't it?"

"THOU SHOULD SHUT THOU CAKE HOLE."

"Silver? Amy, Blaz-"

"Blaze."

"I didn't even get to say all of them! Heh, I love the fact that everyone dares the canon couples not the weird ones... Anyways. YES, I DID KILL FORGGY. I GOT DARED TO xP. I ALSO LIKE FROGGY CALLED FORGGY MORE SINCE I JUST MISPELLED IT :L. SHADOW. MAKE SILVER A MUFFIN."

"Must thou make sweetened treat?"

"Yes thou must."

"Hmph-eth."

He then made a muffin.

The writer spat on it.

"You should make a cupcake."

"BUT THOU SAID-"

"DO IT!"

"HMPH-ETH."

He made a cupcake, which was served to Silver the Toddler, who blew spit bubbles on it before managing to spread it all over himself as children seem to do...

"Blaze, how do you feel about people pairing you with Mephilis?"

"WHAT!" She then ran and hid in the sink with Knuckles.

"Sup." He nodded.

"I'll take that as bad... SONIC MUST GO IN CLOSET WITH EGGMAN!"

"WHAT! THAT'S SICK!"

The writer threw Sonic in there and then, with the help of Topazrouge, Waveamy, Poet Shadow and Tails, they all managed to shove Eggman into the closet.

"YOU COULD'A HELPED US Y'KNOW MISTER ULITIMATE ROBOT!"

"NEGATIVE MEAT CREATURE."

"Knuckles, sell the Master Emerald on Ebay."

"But-"

"DO IT! If you've ever seen Shadow759's Youtube video, you'll get this."

Sighing, he auctioned the emerald, which was then bought for 79 million dollars by a Knuckles fangirl.

Knuckles burst into tears.

"MY EMEEEERRRAAAALLLLDDDDDD!" He ran sobbing to the emo corner with Chris Thorndyke, Jayfeather and stick.

The writer opened the closet and Sonic fell out, before running and hiding in a tree. We tried to get a comment but he wouldn't say anything...

"EGGMAN MUST GO TO THE FANGIRLS!"

The writer threw Eggman to the fangirls.

"HO HO HO, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HOW MANY I GET!"

He flattened and killed half of them. The others pepper sprayed him.

R.I.P to any fangirls damaged by Eggman's fat ass.

"WE'LL WRAP THIS UP NOW. NO GAME, NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE AND I INTEND TO SLEEP NOWZ. NAAAIIIGGHHHHT!"

Why is the rum gone? Why is the rum gone? Why is the, why is the, why is the, w-why is the, why is the rum gone? Why is the rum gone?