Me: SHORT CHAPTER!
Cale: Yea, and i'm still not getting shot. YAY!
Me: do you want me to try? cuz i'm sure i could if i tryed.
Cale: no, thats ok. I think you get injured in this chapter. YES! ITS NOT ME THIS TIME!
Me: Shut up. I swear you're next.
Cale: ...
Attempt 5.4
And… I forget the plan. Of course on the ONE plan that MIGHT work, I forget what we were supposed to do.
Damn.
… Why is my phone buzzing?
Text: "I know you're behind those bushes. I'm not stupid, you know. Step out from behind the bush, I let them come for a reason."
Busted. "Cale, we've been busted! Get out of there!"
I've never run so fast in my life. Ever. Period. See? Period. That little dot at the end of each sentence. I don't have A.D.D. I swear!
So, anyway… Running… Running… falling.
Crap.
Crap, damn, and every other swear word known to man…. And some unknown too. Yea, I get bored.
Anyway, I'm falling down. From a cliff… that I ran off. This kinda sucks.
SNAP!
Why does my arm hurt?
Sliding on the ground. There go my jeans.
Me: Yes, i am trying to match my current condition, thank you very much.
Cale: told you you got hurt
Me: thats it!
*shoots with nerf dart of doom*
*Cale rolls in pain*
R&R before cale gets back up