Disclaimer: -sigh- -grabs Enzan and kisses passionately- See? If he was mine, I'd have done MUCH worse.
A/N: -gigglesnort- This was inspired by a Youtube video of the same name, where some naïve person gets dressed up like Hatake Kakashi-sensei from Naruto (and he doesn't even know who the heck he's cosplaying as) and ends up getting glomped by millions of people. He didn't even know what glomping WAS. It was so funny. XD
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"…Enzan-sama?"
"What is it, Blues"
"What is…glomping?"
Insert awkward silence here. "Why on earth would you need to know?"
"I…came across the word in a document and…don't quite understand its meaning. "
Enzan took his hand off the mouse for a minute and looked past the window Blues had popped up in on his computer screen. Behind it was an internet window displaying information about NaviCon 2oo6, DenCity's annual fan convention that was held for both Navis and their operators. Hmm…I've been thinking about it for a while, maybe it would be good to introduce him to the fan community. And have a little fun while I'm at it…
"Why don't we both go to NaviCon and find out?"
"NaviCon, sir?" Sigh. Enzan would have a lot to teach.
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Dear Netto,
Blues and I are going to check out NaviCon this weekend. Why don't you and Rockman meet us there? I'm sure it would be more fun with all of us there. Meet us at the main doors at 9. See ya there!
(P.S. Netto, ask Yai if she's finished those cosplay chips yet. I have a surprise planned.)
-Enzan
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Eventually, the weekend of NaviCon arrived, and Netto woke up late (again.).
"Netto-kun! Wake up! We're meeting Enzan and Blues-kun at NaviCon today!" "Wha!" Thud.
After racing to the con center as fast as his skates could take him, Netto actually got to the main door with 3 minutes to spare.
"Wow, early? For me? Oh, I'm flattered." Enzan chanted with a playful sneer before being batted not-so-playfully on the head. The teens plugged in their respective navis and were about to enter their own con hall when Enzan whispered, "You let him know, right?" "Yeah, and the others, too. It's all been worked out." Netto replied.
"Great, let's go!"
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After only 5 minutes in the net's hall, Rockman was having a chronic case of the fangirls. He darted around from tent to tent so quickly, it was no wonder the last Blues saw of him was a blue, sparkle-eyed blur. Sooner or later, he had to lose him, and it happened to be sooner. Blues was now wandering lost in a word that wasn't his when suddenly--
"BURUSU-KUN!"
Blues registered a sharp impact from behind, followed by a strong pair of arms latching around his middle. He was pinned to the ground by this mysterious attacker for all of 10 seconds before he managed to get up, turn around, and notice a blue-clad figure running in the opposite direction. Oddly enough, it looked like Rockman was running like Roll did, sort of on his toes.
Blues shrugged it off and was about to follow him when--
"BURUSU-KUN!"
--he felt yet another force crushing him back to the ground. This one definitely felt bigger, but more restrained than the first one. It took a little bit longer for this weight to remove itself from Blues' body, but it was eventually gone. When normal breathing abilities were regained he stood up and watched this new, and Blues noticed, larger, person sprint away. This one was blue too. But…didn't I just see Rock-kun heading in the other direction? When did he get over there? Blues spun around and tried to see if there were any shortcuts that Rock could have taken to get to the other side of him so quickly, but found none. His thoughts were interrupted by--you guessed it--
"BURUSU-KUN!"
--now two tiny Rockmans had latched onto his legs. What the hell! Blues shook a leg frantically, trying to loosen the people's grips, but to no avail. He sighed and slumped down onto the ground, and eventually felt the pressure release and felt it was safe to get up. He looked around suspiciously and, after determining that there were no more threats to his safety, decided to look around and ask people if they had seen a Rockman-sized Rockman around.
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10 sets of insane giggles erupted 5 seconds after the two mini Rockmen had detached themselves from Blues' limbs. Enzan, Netto, Rockman, Meiru, Roll, Tohru, Iceman, Dekao, Gutsman and Rush, all in their respective PETs or halls, nearly started crying as a result of the joke they had pulled. Of course, Enzan has just meant it as a "lesson", but he had to admit, Netto had a way with tricks. Yaito had refused to let Glide take part, but her special Rockman cosplay chips had been the clincher that allowed the whole thing to work out right.
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"Enzan-sama? Do people always get attacked at conventions? Are you sure it wasn't a Nebula convention or something? Did I look out of place, is that why?" Blues asked naively, impervious to the fit of giggles Enzan had collapsed into.
Wiping tears from his eyes, he finally recovered. "No, Blues. You were getting glomped the whole time."
Blues looked confused for a minute, then questioned him again. "Why were there so many Rockmans around?"
"I don't know, Blues. I don't know." Enzan sighed, laying down wearily on his bed. Planning this had been tiring. He was about to drift into a well-needed sleep when he felt a poke on his shoulder. Startled, Enzan jumped up and did a second of turn-around investigating, only to find Netto standing behind him with a wide grin on his face. Enzan nearly fainted. "Oh, good, it's only you, Ne--" He was interrupted by another poke on his shoulder. He turned around again and saw--"Netto!" Then two simultaneous pokes on either shoulder. Enzan screamed--
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And sat up straight in his bed in a cold sweat. He grabbed the clock, panting. It was the morning of the convention, at 2:00 AM. Blues was in stasis mode, and the screen showing NaviCon was still up. Enzan let out a held breath in relief. It was just a dream, it was just a dream, it was just a dream. Not unconvinced, Enzan stood up groggily and sat down in front of his computer.
Dear Netto,
Tell Yaito not to make those cosplay chips. I've got a bad feeling about them.
-Enzan
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-gigglesnort- That's all I can really say. I wrote up to Blues' naïve question in my notebook, but then I wrote the nightmare. I have to say, I'm proud. OMFGPOTATO REVIEW!