Disclaimer: I don't own Merlin (unfortunately), it is owned by BBC and I also didn't invent the survey questions.
Survey Time: Camelot Style
Chapter 10: Cenred
When Morgause handed him the strange piece of parchment, he didn't hesitate. He knew her well enough to respect her wishes most of the time. And besides that he was quite bored, being King wasn't exactly all that exciting sometimes. So he started to fill it out.
SURVEY
you named after anyone? My father, lousy bastard!
2. Are you smart? People look up to me, of course I am.
3. What's your middle name? I don't have one.
4. How many personalities do you have? It depends on my mood.
5. When was the last time you cried? I don't cry.
6. Do you like your handwriting? Yes, it suits me.
7. Do you snore? NEVER!
8. Do you drool in your sleep? NEVER!
you sleep with stuffed animals? Morgause made me!
10. Are you ticklish? This is dangerous information to tell.
11. Are you a morning person? No, I've always preferred the night.
THE LAST PERSON WHO:
12. Shared A Drink With? Morgause
13. Yelled At You? Morgause
14. Said They Were Going To Kill You? Morgause, though maybe she was joking. It is hard to tell with her.
HAVE YOU EVER:
15. Danced? Morgause
16. Stalked Someone? I have people to do my stalking for me.
17. Had A Mud Bath? It is actually a good way to exfoliate the-Morgause made me do it!
18. Have you been close to death before? Yes!
19. Wished You Were The Opposite sex? Not on your life.
20. Had An Imaginary Friend? If I did, I don't remember him.
21. Do you have kids? Not a chance and if I did I would put them to death. I don't need an heir.
22. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? If I knew what was good for me.
23. Do you use sarcasm? Frequently.
24. Red or pink? I can't say red because that is the color of the enemy.
25. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? I don't have one.
26. Who do you miss the most? Morgause sometimes…I do get lonely-DON'T TELL HER I SAID THAT!
27. Any strange habits? None
28. Would you say you're shy? You can't win a kingdom single handedly if you are shy.
29. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Yes
30. Scary stories or happy endings? Scary stories
31. Summer or winter? Winter
32. Hugs or kisses? Kisses
33. Do you have a special talent? Perhaps…you will just have to find out.
34. Where were you born? Nobody knows since I burnt it to the ground!
35. Have you ever been stung by a bee? Never
36. Are you afraid of the dark? No, don't believe a work Morgause says!
37. Are you good at keeping secrets? Yes, especially if they are my own.
38. What do you want for Christmas? Mor-Uther and Arthur dead, and Camelot under my control.
39. Do you talk in your sleep? No!
40. If you could enact any new law, what would it be? I create any law I want—speaking of which that reminds me that I need to raise the taxes. I need some new armor.
41. Have you ever crawled through a window? Yes, don't remind me!
42. Who is your daddy? I don't want to talk about that lousy bastard!
43. Most likely to respond? I'm bored of this…
44. Least likely to respond? So bored…
When Cenred finished with his parchment stuffed it in his pocket and completely forgot about it and when he next thought about the survey it was gone. Little did he know that it had fallen out, and was now in the possession of someone different entirely.
AN: Well I guess I will once more leave you in suspense of who it will be next, but I will try to get the next one out by next week at the latest. Thanks to all my lovely readers and as always I am grateful for any feedback!