1/5/08
Dear Jack,
What in the hell happened at that New Year's Eve party? I have received an e-mail from Cassie saying that she is sobbing uncontrollably because her boyfriend Sean dumped her. Then I got an e-mail from Daniel saying that I needed to calm Cassie down and smooth things over with her. Yesterday I received an e-mail from Teal'c in which he admitted to threatening to dismember Sean and said that you threatened to kill him with your bare hands.
All I can say is - Damn! I wish I had been at that party! It sounds like it was a blast!
Cassie wanted me to give you a hard time about scaring off her boyfriend, but the truth is she isn't really upset and she said things weren't serious between them. I'm sure that will put all of the men in Cassie's life at ease knowing that she wasn't serious about the "shrub". Or as Teal'c put it, the "low, woody, perennial plant".
I miss you, Jack!
All my love,
Sam