Okay so this chapter feature's Emma's confusing thoughts when it comes to her attraction... Now I'm a Swan Queen fan myself but when I started this little series of one-shot point of views it was for a Swan Thief shipper... so I decided to stick with the mixture of pairings. Now On with the show...

Emma's pov

Okay so I can understand why Hook would want to date Regina, the woman is drop dead gorgeous. I get that I do. But the stupid Pirate then decided to flirt with me as he came to pick Regina up for their date. Now the kid and I did not have Ruby spy on them and she most defiantly did not report back that the damn Pirate was being his smarmy self while Regina had gone to the washroom.

Ruby spoke, "So was there any particular reason you and Henry had me spy on Regina with Hook?"

I looked up from my coco after she interrupted my mental rant, "What… no Just didn't… well… I was… I mean Henry was…."

Ruby chuckled, "I would have thought you would be more into Neal then Hook?"

I blinked, "Were did you get the idea I wanted Hook."

Before she could answer me that stupidly smarmy Pirate answer, "Because Swan you haven't stopped leering at me since Her Majesty and I entered for our Lunch together."

Neal and Henry entered to hear it. Regina raised an sexy eyebrow- no bad thoughts… in no way do I find the Mayor sexy in that I want to pin her to the wall and mess up her perfect hair, make-up and outfit way… uh-uh no sir-e bob, nope.

Neal stepped up behind Regina with a knowing look as he caught my eye. Damned know it all bastard, stay out of my thought process. I don't need you to remind me that yes I find the two of you standing together lovely to look at and that I wouldn't mind being the filling in a sandwich between, Good lord I need to get laid asap. Gawh, what is wrong with me?! Neal and I are just starting to get to that friend stage but I still have those 'What if' thoughts, like what if we both made it to Tallahassee. And if that' snot bad enough there is the obvious thoughts of our town's esteemed Mayor. Now I've had these thoughts, much like the 'What if' thoughts with Neal, a lot more lately but again Regina and I are in a good place, I don't want to rock the boat with either of them.

Plus the three of us have Henry to think about, Regina going on a couple of dates with Hook is nothing because both Neal and I can see she's not really committing and all three of us know that Hook isn't really looking for anything more than a good time.

You know just thinking about all this really gives me a headache and… oh why is everyone staring at me… and crap both Neal and Regina look amused. "What?!"

You know I don't like that Neal claimed Regina as his best friend and vice versa. But at least I don't have to worry about him telling her about my attraction… right? Fucking Neal, yeah I'm talking to you buddy, don't you dare let Regina know about some of our conversations… those are not to be mentioned you understand me man.