...But how about a Disney insert?
I can't believe I took so long... I am so sorry! The beginning of freshman year has been tough, so I haven't gotten much pleasure writing in, and for that I regret. I'll update even quicker now, though.
Also, you should know that motivating me is a good way to get these chapters out. Motivation is reviews. Lots and lots and lots of reviews...
Raven sat down at the table, mug in hand. Robin sat next to her, reading... the... paper...? Whatever. Anyway, he sat down next to Raven. "More tea? You should lay off," he suggested wisely.
She hmphed. "I don't understand why everyone thinks that I drink herbal tea all the time. I mean, I said it in that one episode, but I just had a cold. I drink hot chocolate all the time. And another thing–" she was cut off by Cyborg, Beast Boy, and Starfire bursting into the room collectively singing the ear-piercing chorus of some Disney movie's main theme song. As Starfire spun around in the air after they were finished, Robin and Raven just stared at the three, their faces void of emotion.
Starfire giggled. "That was a glorious representation of the karaoke type of the fanfiction, was it not?" she exclaimed gleefully.
Raven shook her head desparagingly as BB and Cyborg fumbled with the boombox as it blared out yet another hopelessly vague Disney love song. "Starfire... that's not how they work. The characters themselves have to be singing."
"But... we were," she pointed out, confused.
"No, no, no. What Raven means is that you need to be in the person singing karaoke's shoes or have their perspective. Why do you think it's always soundtrack music?" Robin also pointed out.
Starfire's face brightened with comprehenstion, as you do. "Ah! I see now, Friend Robin (A/N: seriously, where the hell does that come from? It was never mentioned in the show.)!"
She dragged him into the other room for about a full minute, during which Raven sipped her cocoa idly and Beast Boy sidled over to her, tried to cop a feel, and resultingly got his arse thrown across Jump City (A/N: seriously, where the hell does that come from? It was never mentioned in the show.).
When Robin and Starfire respectively walked and floated back in, everything was exactly the same except for one less member of the team currently present. Raven looked up at the positively ecstatic Starfire and the... erm, less so Robin. He was slouched, had his cape wrapped aorund him, and his ears were burning in advance.
Star pushed him over in front of the TV and joined him, rearranging him into a certain pose and striking a similar one. She handed him a microphone whipped out of nowhere and motioned for Cyborg to start the boom box up. He did so, a giant, smug smile on his face that was quickly smothered by Robin's death glare.
He and Starfire started singing, though his voice was a complete monotone.
Starfire: Ha Ha Ha
Mic Check 1, 2, 1, 2
Alright it's working
Yo, welcome to the best collaboration of all time ever made
Starfire and Robin and NBT on the track word!
If I were a rich man
With a million or two
I'd live in a penthouse
In a room with a view
And if I were handsome,
Well it could happen,
Those dreams do come true
I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have you
I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have you
I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothin'
Robin: For years I have envied
Your grace and your charm
Everyone loves you you know
Starfire: Yes I know, I know, I know
Robin: But I must admit it
Starfire: Go on admit it
Robin: Big guy, you always come through
Starfire: Yes I do, I do, I do
Robin: I wouldn't have nothin' if I didn't have you
You and me together
That's how it should always be
One without the other
Don't mean nothin' to me, nothin' to me
Starfire: Yeah i wouldn't be nothin'
If i didn't have you to serve
Just a punky little eyeball
And a funky optic nerve
Word
Robin: Hey I never told you this but uh,
Sometimes I get a little blue
But I wouldn't have nothin if I didn't have you
Both: Let's dance!
Oh whoa oh whoa oh
Oh whoa oh whoa oh
Oh whoa oh whoa oh whoa oh whoa oh
Oh whoa oh whoa oh
Oh whoa oh whoa oh
Oh whoa oh whoa oh whoa oh whoa oh
Starfire: I wouldn't have nothin
If I didn't have you
Wouldn't know where to go no no
Or know what to do
Both: I don't have to say it
Cause we both know it's true
I wouldn't have nothin if I didn't have you
I wouldn't have nothin if I didn't have you
I wouldn't have nothin if I didn't have
I wouldn't have nothin if I didn't have you!
Raven just looked at them for a long while. "So... why was Robin Emily Osment?"
I don't really like this song, for the record.
I need a character to center the next chapter around! Any character you want, be it Argent or Aqualad, Kid Flash or Kyd Wykkyd, Mammoth or Melvin. Well, maybe not Melvin. Just whichever character in the show you think would be the funniest. Please don't recommend Larry, I can't exactly parody a filler episode.
Until next time, my lovelies!