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Title: A Day in the Life of a Blader

Genre: Humour/Parody

Rating: K+

Summary: Ever wandered what your favourite Beyblade characters did everyday?

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Chapter Ten: Hiro Granger

(yes, the previous chapter should be called 'Chapter Nine' – my bad)

6:00: Get up and notice my annoying little turd of a brother eating cereal. Shove his face in the bowl.

6:03: The annoying little brat begins to cry. Punch him in the face to make him shut up.

6:30: The stupid cunt tries to turn the tv on. Throw the remote control at his puny head.

6:40: Laugh evilly. The pathetic loser deserved it.

7:10: Call him a pig. Happily point out his flaws. Laugh as he cries.

7:45: Skip off to preschool while the brat makes his way of too primary school. Wish I had a car so I could run him over.

8:15: Scheme ways to kill turd of a brother. Try to convince my friends that we are not related. Head to art room.

8:30: Begin drawing. Draw ten in graphic detail of me killing to turd. One of me with a giant candy cane

9:00: Show teacher my wonderful pictures. She is not impressed. Plot to throw her into a trashcan.

9:30: Begin show and tell. Discus my plans of pushing my brother out the window.

10:30: Run away from school crying because a kid made fun of me.

11:00: Take over the BBA and begin making weapons of mass destruction. Throw Mr. Dickenson out the window.

11:30: Begin plans of replacing snot face with Max.

12:00: Give up and ring a hitman (hitman is Rei).

12:02: Rei refuses to kill children. Ask him to knock off Kai.

12:05: Rei asks for my name. Tell him. He laughs then hangs up.

1:03: Contact Spencer at school and ask him if he can make it so that the brat will have an accident.

1:05: Spencer tells me to go to hell.

1:17: Feel upset. Run off and cry in my room for an hour.

2:17: Stupid brother comes home. Throw a plate at him.

2:45: Have thrown Tyson out the door. Quickly run to get gun just in case he comes back.

3:00: Invite Kai for a beybattle so I can kick his butt.

3:30: Kai arrives. We beybattle. Kick his butt easily.

3:45: Ask him to kill off the brat he refuses.

3:50: Aim a pistol at the door waiting for the annoying little brat to walk in through the door again.

4:00: The little turd walks in the door. Find out the gun wasn't real.

5:00: Ask the brat to stand by an open window. He runs off and locks his bedroom door.

5:30: Realize that it's past my bedtime and go to bed.

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A little shorter I know, but I'm honestly running low on ideas. So…I plan to have a routine for Robert next – but I need ideas…please help if you want to see another update!