One Way to Antarctica

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Previous knowledge needed:

1. Harry Potter

Disclaimer: I am SO sick of writing these! We don't own Harry Potter! We wish we did! J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers get to have fun with all the characters, places and other stuff, not us!

"How on Earth did I get here?" Snape wondered as he looked around his snowy surroundings. Then he noticed the book he was holding. Of course! James, Sirius and Remus had figured how to make a non-returnable portkey! Now he, Severus was stuck in the middle of a cold snowy land with a potions book portkey, thanks to James and his horrid friends.

Severus understood that he deserved this. He knew he should never have cursed Potter and Black to fart every step, or constantly talk in squeaky voices, or force them to crawl everywhere they went. Snape though about it some more and decided it had been worth it. It had been fun. Now Snape just had to figure out how to get off this lonely snow covered island and back to school to curse the Marauders again.

Snape whipped out his wand and conjured a bridge that crossed the icy waters of the lake. He ran across and touched down on the Hogwarts grounds once again. In the distance Snape could see the Marauders basking in the winter sunlight under a leafless oak tree. Snape gripped his wand and prepared to attack.

But the four Marauders were too quick. All four of them pointed their wands at Snape and yelled "Stupefy!"

Snape fell back, knocked out.

"Snape was attacking us." Sirius said in surprise. "I wonder why. What evil is he up to now?" They dragged Snape against the oak tree as he regained consciousness.

"Who are you working with?" James questioned him. "Who told you to attack us Marauders, Snape?"

"No one of course." retorted Snivellus to James. "I do that on my own and I'm going to report you for making a non-returnable portkey to Antarctica!"

"Ha ha ha." the Marauders jeered. "No one will ever believe you, you slimy grease ball!"

Just then they spotted a teacher coming down the hall just as Snape cast a curse. "Severus! How dare you!" yelled Professor Slughorn. So Severus got the bad end of the deal again and was sent to detention.

Awww, poor Snape. PLEASE REVIEW!