Jazzy Family Guy Music Plays.
The first Pic starts off with the screen that says "Family Guy Presents"
A second pic shows the screen that says "Road to Jump City"
The third shows a versus screen. The New Teen Titans vs the new Powerpuff Girls vs the Griffins.
The fourth shows the trio beating up the new Teen Titans for eating their Enchilada. Get it? From Drake & Josh: Really Big Shrimp?
The fifth shows the trio enjoying their limo ride through Townsville.
The sixth shows the trio using gliders to fly with the Powerpuff Girls.
The seventh shows Stewie using a ray gun to scare the H.I.V.E. away.
The eighth shows Glory and Brian running from Stewie after they were spying on his date with Bubbles.
The ninth shows Glory dressed like Blossom, Brian dressed like Buttercup, and Stewie dressed like Bubbles on Halloween.
The tenth shows the trio running from a battle between the original Teen Titans and the new Teen Titans.
The eleventh shows the Titans captured in a cage and the trio and the Powerpuff Girls fighting Slade.
The twelfth shows the trio, the new Powerpuff Girls, and the new Teen Titans having a pie fight.
And the final one shows the trio, the new Teen Titans, and the new Powerpuff Girls standing up as heroes on the street while Robin held the American Flag next to him with the sun rising behind them.
(Griffin House)
Brian and Glory were sitting on the living room couch watching the Channel 5 news.
Tom: Good afternoon, I'm Tom Tucker. If you're wondering why co-anchor Joyce Kinney isn't here today, it's because she's on Spring Break vacation. Of course, everyone else here at the station's on vacation except me, so I'm pretty much the only one here, heh. Kinda embarrassing isn't it? Boy I wish I had plans.
Glory: Hey Brian, what are you doing for Spring Break?
Brian: Eh, I'm going to the N.A.S.A. convention. They've selected my novel to pass the time while in space.
Glory: Faster Than The Speed Of Love?
Brian: Yeah.
Glory: (Quiet) Good luck with that.
Brian: I'm sorry?!
Glory: What!?
Brian: No no no. You said something about my book.
Glory: N-no I didn't.
Brian: Y-yeah ya did.
Glory: I uh...
A two horn monster jumped down the stairs and roared.
Glory and Brian: AAAAAAAUUUGH!
The monster turned out to be Stewie in a mask, who quickly took the mask off.
Stewie: SURPRISE MUTHA (Bleep)AS! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Brian: UGH, STEWIE, WHAT THE HELL?!
Glory: WHY SCARE US LIKE THAT?
Stewie: (Excited) Guys, you're never going to believe it, but I did it.
Glory: Did what, scare us to death? Because we do believe it.
Stewie: (Excited) Yes, but that's not what I'm talking about. Come upstairs and hurry.
With no other words to say, Brian and Glory followed Stewie upstairs. In his room, they approached Stewie, who was wearing his blue backpack and was near his Time Machine.
Stewie: Step inside.
They followed Stewie inside his Time Machine and then the door closed.
Glory: Okay Stewie, we're in. So what's up?
At the controls, Stewie showed them the Multiverse Remote attached to the Time Machine in front of them.
Glory: The Multiverse Remote?
Brian: What about it?
Stewie: I combined it with my Time Machine. You see, when we went to the world of Equestria last week, I realize that together, they can transport us to any dimension at any time.
Brian: Yeah, we kinda knew that. So why'd you bring us here?
Stewie: Well, I figured we could go to some dimensions since we have no other plans for spring break.
Brian: I have plans, Stewie. I'm going to the N.A.S.A. convention because they've selected my novel.
Stewie: Ooohh, um, about that!
Brian: What?
Stewie: Um, I don't know if you've heard, but, uh, they don't select novels to read in space. In fact, they don't even care about the novels they select.
Brian: What!?
Stewie: Yeah, the only reason they select novels is because they want to use the pages as toilet paper. Just last year, they used the book "The Great Gatsby."
(Flashback)
An Astronaut walked in front of the bathroom door.
Astronaut 1: (Knock) (Knock) (Knock) Hey, how's the book in there?
Astronaut 2: It feels really soft. Hey, ya wanna make paper animals with it?
Astronaut 1: Yeah, okay. (Exit)
(Reality)
Brian was so pissed, he didn't say a word.
Glory: Uh, Brian?
Brian: Just go.
Stewie: Alright, off we go.
Once Stewie entered the coordinates to another world, the Time Machine had a white static aura around it. And in a few seconds, the trio disappeared along with the Multiverse Remote.
(Townsville)
Narrator: The secret lab of that most sinister of simians, Mojo Jojo, up to no good, no doubt.
Mojo: MWAHAHAHAHA! The city of Townsville will drop to its knees when I, Mojo Jojo, unleash my army of cybernetically enhanced battle monkeys. They will cower and I, Mojo Jojo, will laugh. AUHAHAHA! And they, the people, not the monkeys, will very much dislike what I, Mojo Jojo, am doing. And I, Mojo Jojo, will not care.
The Powerpuff Girls burst through the walls of Mojo's lab.
Blossom: Not so fast, Mojo.
Mojo: The Powerpuff Girls! You were always thwarting my ingenious plans, but not today.
Buttercup quickly pulled the plug from the wall and the entire battle monkey army fell apart.
Mojo: Okay, you have thwarted my ingenious plan. But you will never catch me. (Runs)
Buttercup: Oh yeah?
With their incredible speed, the girls stopped in front of Mojo.
Blossom: Give it up, Mojo.
Mojo: Okay. But first, enjoy this Powerpuff Girl repellant.
He sprayed the girls with a repellent, which created a small green poisonous fog around the girls, and causing them to cough. After that, he heads for a dimension transporting machine.
Mojo: Now, you must excuse me while I, Mojo Jojo, carry out my cybernetically enhanced battle monkey plan in another dimension I, Mojo Jojo, have discovered where superheroes do not care about stopping villains. Mojo out.
And with that, the machine zapped Mojo away.
Bubbles: So, we're just gonna wait for this poisonous fog to clear, and then go after him, right?
Blossom: Right.
Narrator: A world where superheroes do not battle...
Suddenly, in a white flash explosion, the FG trio magically appeared.
Trio: ~Uuuuhhh~
Stewie: ~Okay, I totally need to work on that~
Glory: ~Yeah, you should~
The trio slowly stood up.
Narrator: What's this?! Three mysterious figures have poofed out of nowhere.
Brian: What the Hell?! Who said that?
Narrator: Wait, you heard me?
Brian: Yeah, I did.
Glory: So did I.
Stewie: I recognize that voice. That's Tom Kenny's voice.
Blossom: Hey, who's there?
The trio saw a little green fog around the girls.
Stewie: Hold on, whoever you are. Let me get rid of this fog.
Narrator: And so, the mysterious talking baby pulls out a windy device from his backpack to...
Stewie: Hey! Shut up.
Narrator: Eer, sorry.
The windy device was just a fan, which Stewie turned on to blow the green fog away from the girls.
Blossom: Phew. Thanks.
Stewie: Ah, it's no problem. It was my pleasur- AAAAAUUUGH!
Glory: AAAAAUUUGH!
Brian: HOLY CRAP!
Blossom: What? What's going on?
Stewie: Your fingers!
Glory: Your noses!
Brian: Your ears! They're, they're gone.
Buttercup flew up in their faces.
Buttercup: Hey, we never had noses or fingers or ears to begin with. We were born this way.
Glory: Oh! Our bad. Sorry. Uh, let's start over. I'm Glory, and this is Stewie and Brian. We came here from another dimension.
Blossom and Bubbles flew up next to Buttercup.
Blossom: Hold on, you three are actually from another dimension?
Stewie: Yeah, we're dimension jumping for spring break. We've visited many worlds before. Including our favorites.
(Flashback)
(Fire Hydrant Universe)
Brian: Love it.
Glory & Stewie: Hate it.
(Famous Glory Universe)
Glory: Love it.
Brian & Stewie: Hate it.
(Gay Universe)
Stewie: Love it.
Brian & Glory: Hate it.
(Reality)
The girls looked around in confusion.
Bubbles: Uh, what was that?
Glory: That my friend was a Cutaway Gag, or if you prefer, a flashback. This sort of thing happens a lot in our world.
Buttercup: Hehe, I have to admit. That flashback was kinda funny. Can you do it again?
Blossom: There's no time for that. We're getting off topic here. We need to stop Mojo Jojo.
Stewie: I'm sorry, what?
Glory: Who's that?
Blossom: He's an evil green talking monkey who's planning a monkey army in another dimension.
Brian: A green talking monkey? Ehehe, sounds kinda silly don't cha think?
Buttercup: Hey, you're a dog who can talk. So.
Glory and Stewie: Hehehehehe!
Stewie: Oh, she totally got you, Brian.
Brian: Whatever.
Glory: Hehehe. So, this Mojo guy's making a monkey army, huh? Then allow us to help ya.
Blossom: You don't know Mojo. He's evil.
Stewie: We don't have to know him. I mean if we can handle giant mutant insects...
(Flashback)
In the living room, Stewie was blasting a big roach with a ray gun, Glory was fighting a big ant with a wooden staff, and Brian was running away from a big spider.
(Reality)
Stewie: ...then we can most definitely handle this Mojo fella.
Blossom: (Moan) Alright, you can help.
Trio: Yay!
Blossom: Alright, let's move.
Narrator: And so, with great determination, Stewie, Brian, Glory, and the Powerpuff Girls head towards the dimension transporter.
Brian: Okay, alright, where is this voice coming from?
Bubbles: What voice?
Stewie: Wait, hang on.
Stewie took out his remote from his backpack and pushed a few buttons.
Stewie: Oh, here's the answer. According to the Multiverse Guide, this universe has its own narrator. Here that girls? You three have your own narrator.
Buttercup: Wait, we do?
Stewie: Yep. Brian, Glory, and I are the only ones who can hear him because we're not from this world.
Bubbles: Wow, that's good to know that we have our own narrator. And that's quite a very nifty gadget you got there.
Stewie: (Blush) Hehe. Thanks. Hehe. Okay, let's go.
A second later, the machine zapped all six of them away.
Narrator: Ahem. As I was saying. A world where superheroes do not battle villains? What kind of awful place could that be?
(Jump City)
At Titans Tower, Cyborg is playing a game and Beast Boy is reading a comic book.
Beast Boy: Hey, bro. Ya wanna hear me beef the alphabet? Hehehe.
Cyborg: That sounds like a super fun and disgusting way to learn my letters.
And so, Beast Boy stood on the couch and started farting the alphabet.
Beast Boy: A, B, C, D...
Just then, Mojo appeared right in front of the two.
Cyborg and Beast Boy: Magic Monkey!
Mojo: Hmm. Big-shouldered robot man. Green boy wearing tights. You must be superheroes.
Beast Boy: (Gasp) He talks?
Cyborg: Check out that hat, bro! I love him so much.
Mojo: But will you still love me when I, Mojo Jojo, create an army of cybernetically enhanced battle monkeys?
Cyborg: You're making a monkey army?
Beast Boy: So cool! Can we'se get in on that?
Mojo: You truly are superheroes who do not fight villains. And you want to help me?
Cyborg: Uh, spend the day with a talking monkey making a monkey army?
Cyborg and Beast Boy: Yeah!
Cyborg and Beast Boy held up Mojo and exited the tower while chanting...
Cyborg and Beast Boy: Monkey army! Monkey army! Monkey army!
Robin entered the living room when the narrator spoke up.
Narrator: Oh no, Cyborg and Beast Boy ensnared in the evil clutches of Mojo Jojo.
Robin: Who said that?
Narrator: Wait, you can hear me too?
Robin: I can hear you loud and clear, voice. And what do you mean too?
Raven: (Entered with Starfire) Ah, hearing voices again?
Starfire: Is it the angry one, Robin?
Suddenly, the trio and the Powerpuff Girls magically appeared just like Mojo.
Titans: (Gasp)
Narrator: Thank heavens! Stewie, Brian, Glory, and the Powerpuff Girls are here!
Starfire: Who are the odd floating color-coordinated children, the oddly shaped baby, the puppy, and the girl?
Robin: Stewie, Brian, Glory, and the Powerpuff Girls.
Blossom: That's.. right. How did you know?
Robin: The voice! That voice.
Glory: Wait, you can hear the Powerpuff Girl's narrator too?
Robin: (Gasp) The Powerpuff Girls have their own narrator? Tha-hat's awesome! I've always wanted a narrator. Hey! Hey voice, say what I'm doing right now.
He lifts his left leg.
Narrator: Robin lifts his leg.
Robin: (Giggle)
Stewie: Having fun with the narrator, Robin?
Starfire: (Gasp) The baby has spoken the english.
Brian: Uh, I can speak english too.
Starfire: (Gasp) The dog has spoken as well.
Glory: Yeah, yeah, we can all speak. Anyway, Stewie, Brian, and I are visiting dimensions for spring break. And we've visited the Powerpuff Girls in their dimension.
Stewie: That's right, and we followed them to your world to help with their mission.
Blossom: And that's to stop a monkey army from being built by our arch enemy, Mojo Jojo.
Robin: We have to do something. Your parents must be worried sick.
Blossom: Whaaat?
Glory: Excuuuse me?
Raven: Aw, don't be scared. We'll keep an eye on you until your mommies and daddies come pick you up.
Bubbles: We don't need babysitters, we need to stop Mojo Jojo.
Brian: Yeah. A-And besides, I'm older than everyone else here. In human years.
Starfire: And I need to do the pinchies upon your wittle cheeks.
Buttercup and Stewie slapped Starfire's hands off their cheeks.
Buttercup: Hey, we are superheroes, not babies. Got it?
Stewie: Yes, so keep your filthy hands to yaself, bitch.
Glory: Oh wait, I forgot. Before we stop Mojo, we'd like to know your names.
Buttercup: Good point. We almost forgot too. I'm Buttercup and that's Bubbles and Blossom.
Raven: Well, I'm Chico, and that's Chewie and Chubby!
Blossom: (Whisper) What's wrong with these guys?
Glory: I'll tell you. These guys are way more stupid than my dad when he locked his keys out of the car.
(Flashback)
In a Parking Lot, Peter was in the car while his keys were outside on the ground.
Peter: Damn it. H-HEY! HEY! SOMEBODY! HEY! H-SIR! SIR! SIR, YOU SEE THOSE KEYS THERE?
The man just walked on by.
Peter: SIR! S-OH SKREW YOU!
Peter used a really long hangar to grab the keys, but the hangar fell out the window and Peter started whining.
(Reality)
The Titans looked around in confusion while Buttercup laughed.
Robin: What was that?
Glory: Once again, that was a flashback. It happens a lot in our world.
Raven: Yeah? Well in our world, your favorite cereals fall down from the sky.
Glory face palmed.
Glory: Damn these idiots.
Robin: Raven, don't joke like that. Their underdeveloped brains can't process your humor.
Robin went up to the trio and the girls and spoke loudly and slowly.
Robin: I'M ROOOBIN! ROOOBIN!
Stewie: Okay, that's it.
Stewie pulled out a gun and shot Robin's left foot.
Robin: AAAAAUUUGH!
All except Stewie: AAAAAAAAAUUUUGH!
Stewie: ALRIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH! JUST SHUT THE (Bleep) UP! WE'RE NOT GONNA STAND HERE AND TAKE THIS BABY TALK! YOU ARE GOING TO TALK TO US LIKE ADULTS, OR I'LL BLOW YA (Bleep)ING HEADS OFF! DO YOU HEAR ME?
Titans: YES! WE WILL! WE PROMISE!
Stewie: Well alright then.
From his backpack, Stewie pulled out some bandages and wrapped them around Robin's foot. After that, Robin got back on his feet.
Stewie: Alright, now try it again.
Robin was so nervous, he was sweating.
Robin: Um, hehehe, okay. Uh, w-we're the Teen Titans. I'm R-Robin. And this is Raven and Starfire and... wait, w-where are Cyborg and Beast Boy?
Beast Boy, Cyborg, and Mojo are raiding supplies from the Haunted Tanks Army Surplus Store while dancing to music.
Mojo: That's my jam!
Mojo did some cool moves on the hood of a car.
Cyborg: Should we have told the others where we are?
Beast Boy: Nah, don't sweat it, bro. I left a note saying we were helping the monkey.
Back at Titans Tower, Raven found a note on the tv.
Raven: Look, they left a note.
She used her magic and hands it to Robin.
Robin: It says, "Help! Monkey!"
Starfire: (Gasp) They are in the danger.
Blossom: (Groan) That's what we're trying to tell you.
Robin: And you've come here for our help because you are tiny, helpless...
Stewie: Ahem.
He looked down and saw Stewie poking his right foot with his gun.
Stewie: If you wanna keep your other foot, I suggest you not finish that sentence.
Robin: Who-hoa! Uh, wh-what I mean to say, is that you girls are, uh, powerful, helpful, girls.
Stewie: Eh, I guess that's better, I suppose.
Blossom: Come on guys. We don't need the Titans help. It's obviously clear that they are not very good at their jobs.
Raven: Oh yeah? Then that sounds like a challenge.
Bubbles: How did that sound like a challenge?
Starfire: The Powerpuff Girls wish to determine which superhero team is superior.
Blossom: Let's be clear, this is not a competition.
Brian: Wait wait wait. Hold on. I know this isn't the best time, but this competition could do the Titans some good. Think about it, we can help them be better heroes.
Stewie: Plus, the three of us will be happy to keep score.
The girls huddled up for a moment and then broke it off.
Blossom: Very well then, we accept the challenge.
Glory: Then it's settled. The Powerpuff Girls versus the Teen Titans.
Buttercup: Alright, it's on. You dudes are goin' down.
Robin: You're the ones who are going down. So let the games begin! TITANS, GO!
Narrator: And so, the Titans and the Power...
Robin: Whoa Whoa Whoa! Stop right there.
Narrator: Robin has stopped the narrator from finishing his sentence.
Robin moved the "GO!" sign out of the way.
Robin: Let's do this right, for me. Describe my dramatic exit from this room.
Narrator: And so, with grim determination in his eye, Robin dramatically exited the room as the others looked on with concern for his well-being.
Robin jumped out of the window glass and had a big fall.
Starfire: Is Robin the okay?
Bubbles: I'm gonna say... no.
Stewie: My God. He looks worse than Brian when I kicked his ass.
(Flashback)
Stewie smashed a glass cup in Brian's face.
Brian: AAARGH! AAAARRRRGH!
Stewie: Did that hurt?
Brian: AARGH!
Stewie: That hurt?
Brian: WHAT THE HELL?! AAARGHH!
Stewie: Yeah, it don't feel so good, does it? No huh?
Stewie stomped on Brian's foot, punched him in the back twice, and throws Brian onto the floor.
Stewie: Yeah, that's what happens, man. (Kicks Brian)
Brian: OH MY GOD.
Stewie: Yeah, that's what happens.
Stewie kept kicking Brian on the floor.
Stewie: Where's (Punch) my money? (Punch) (Punch) (Punch) You gonna gimme (Punch) my money? Where's my money, (Punch) man?
Brian: AAAAAARRUUUGH! AUUGH!
Stewie grabbed a towel rack and continued hitting Brian.
Brian: AAGHH!
Stewie: (Hit) Where's the money? (Hit) (Hit)
Brian: AUUUUUHHH!
Stewie: (Hit)
Brian: AAARGHH!
Stewie: Yeah, you like that? (Hit) That feel good? That (Hit) feel good?
Stewie dragged Brian by his collar and shoved Brian's head in the toilet.
Brian: AAAAAAAAUUUUUGHH!
Stewie slammed the Toilet Lid on Brian's head.
Stewie: (Slam) Where's the money, (Slam) man? Where's my money?
He threw Brian on the floor so Brian can catch his breath. Stewie cleaned his hands with a towel.
Stewie: You got till five o'clock. You hear me? You got till 5 o'clock!
Brian: You freakin' psychopath!
Stewie: Yeah, clean yaself up.
He threw the towel on Brian and left.
(Reality)
Everyone stepped back from Stewie.
Stewie: What?
Buttercup: AUHAHA! You just got owned by a baby, Brian.
Brian: Yeah, let's not talk about it again.
(Zoo)
"Monkey army" "Monkey monkey army" x2
"Monk, monk, monkey" x2
"Mon Mon Mon Mon Mon Mon"
"It's an army" "There are monkeys" "and it's an army"
"Monkey army" "Monkey monkey army" x2
During the song, Mojo, Beast Boy, Cyborg, and some monkeys were building Mojo a new lair.
Mojo: (Yawn)
Mojo was so tired, he tried to rest in a tire swing.
Beast Boy: Aw, Magic Monkey can't keep up with us, yo.
Mojo: So tired. But must finish evil plan.
Beast Boy: Don't worry, we'll finish your monkey army.
Cyborg: Yeah. We're your mojo brobros.
Mojo: (Yawn) So nice to have such loyal brobros.
And with that, he fell asleep.
Mojo: (Snore) Evil, evil, evil.
Beast Boy: Aw, he's all tuckered out.
Cyborg: I love you, Magic Monkey.
Cyborg kissed Mojo on his closed eye.
(Titans Tower at night)
Back at the Tower, the rest of Robin's body was covered with bandages after taking a fall.
Robin: Alright everyone, we have one lead. This note. It's the key to tracking Beast Boy and Cyborg. Which one of you kids wants to go toe to toe with the master investigator?
Blossom: I will.
Robin: Alright Blossom. You're goin' down.
Robin, Blossom, and the trio head towards the Titans Lab. In the lab, the trio were sitting at a judges table in the back to observe.
Robin: I will analyze this note for a clue.
He looked all over the note and even licked it, which helped him find a piece of hair on his tongue.
Robin: A-ha! A microscopic hair particle. All I have to do is extract a DNA sample, then cross-reference the data with all known organic life forms and their pattern...
Blossom: Give me that.
She yanked the note from Robin's hand.
Blossom: Hmm.
She saw that the note also says "PS, We're at the Zoo."
Blossom: They're at the zoo.
Robin closed his laptop with a grumpy look on his face.
Blossom: Judges?
Robin and Blossom turned to the Judges in the back of the room. From left to right, there's Brian, then Glory, then Stewie.
Brian: Robin, how can you seriously not see the P.S. on the note? You call yourself a hero? Skrew you, pal. Blossom has my vote.
Glory: That was the most easiest clue ever, Robin. I say you have a brain like the size as your baby hands. Starfire and Raven told me. Blossom, you got my vote too.
Stewie: Robin,... you suck.
Blossom: Ha! In your face.
Robin crossed his arms in disappointment.
Scoreboard: Powerpuff Girls: 1 Teen Titans: 0
The next day, the Titans, PPGs, and the FG trio hid behind a car in the parking lot at the zoo where two gorillas are guarding the entrance.
Blossom: (Whisper) Mojo's guards.
Bubbles: Leave it to me. I'll kill 'em with kindness.
Starfire: I will murder them with the kindness.
Bubbles: Oh yeah? I'll punch their teeth out with kindness.
Starfire: Then I will tie them to a chair in the basement with the kindness.
Bubbles: Yeah? I'll shatter their bones with kindness.
They floated in the air.
Starfire: Then let us commence. After you.
Bubbles: After you.
Starfire: No no. After the you.
Bubbles: After you!
Starfire: I insist! After the you!
Starfire and Bubbles: You! You! You! You! You! You! You! You! You! You!
Starfire: I SAID AFTER THE YOU!
With rage, Starfire shot green beams from her eyes. And then, Bubbles used her to aim the beams at the gorilla guards, which knocked them out.
Bubbles: Judges?
Brian: Nice job, Bubbles. Using Starfire as a weapon? That was genius. Oh man, you won that one.
Glory: Bubbles, I have to say that that was incredibly amazing. I've never seen anything like it before. So, it is with great pride that I, Glory Griffin, will give you my vote.
Stewie has hearts in his eyes.
Stewie: Bubbles, you most definitely got my vote as well.
Bubbles giggled at Stewie's comment.
Starfire: Oh the drat.
Scoreboard: Powerpuff Girls: 2 Teen Titans: 0
At the entrance, the hall was filled with droids.
Buttercup: I'll handle these defenses.
Buttercup sped towards the droids. They shot lasers at her, but Buttercup dodged every one of them. She was moving fast left and right throwing punches at the droids, and even crushed one with her head.
Starfire: Are you not going to participate?
Raven: I just remembered, I don't care.
And with one kick, she destroyed a big droid laser thing.
Buttercup: Judges?
Brian: YEEEAAAHH!
Glory: THAT WAS AWESOME!
Stewie: BUTTERCUP! BUTTERCUP! BUTTERCUP!
Glory: YOU TOTALLY KICK ASS!
Brian: ALRI... ahem.
They calmed for a second to add up their scores.
Trio: And the winners are... The Powerpuff Girls.
Scoreboard: Powerpuff Girls: 3 Teen Titans: 0
Buttercup: Yeah!
Bubbles: Woo hoo!
Blossom: Alright!
Bubbles and Blossom hi-fived.
Buttercup: We just won your dumb competition.
Robin: It wasn't a competition.
Starfire: How very immature.
Raven: What do you expect? They're babies.
The girls and the trio gave angry looks at the titans.
Stewie: Did you hear that? Did you hear that piece of crap they just said?
Glory: Damn those Titans.
Brian: I can't believe this. They just denied it just like that. Like Quagmire when he has kids of his own.
(Flashback)
At the Quahog zoo, a giraffe gave birth to a baby giraffe with Quagmire's face.
Baby: Giraffity!
Quagmire: Yeah, see, that's not mine.
(Mojo's Lair)
Mojo: Hehehehehe. Now it is time to unveil my army of cybernetically enhanced battle monkeys.
He pulled a lever which opened a huge door, and behind the door was an army of party monkeys.
"Monkey party" "Monkey monkey party" x2
Mojo: What? You said you were going to finish my monkey army.
Beast Boy: We did.
Cyborg: It's an army of party monkeys.
Mojo: Mojo is NOT PLEASED.
An Alarm was blaring.
Mojo: What now?
He saw the Titans, the FG trio, and the Powerpuff Girls on the monitor.
Mojo: The Powerpuff Girls! This time, I shall be ready. When the Powerpuff Girls enter my lair, I, Mojo Jojo, will unleash upon them my entire supply of Powerpuff Girl repellant. And destroy them once and for all. And you two shall be the bait for my trap.
A huge cage dropped on Beast Boy and Cyborg.
Narrator: Oh no, a trap! And the good guys are headed straight for it.
Robin: What? A trap?
They stopped running and flying for a moment.
Robin: Hold on, it's the narrator again.
Raven: He's not telling you to do things, is he?
Robin: No, that would be crazy. He tells me the things I do.
Stewie: Need I remind you that he's the Powerpuff Girls narrator, not yours.
Brian: I heard him too. It sounds like Mojo knows that we're coming.
Glory: And he's already set up a trap for you girls.
Robin: Not to worry. I've got a plan.
Three shadowy figures that look like the Powerpuff Girls burst through the walls of Mojo's lair and spotted Beast Boy and Cyborg. With went up to them quietly without realizing that there's a target on the floor.
Mojo: Just a little closer.
They stepped on the target.
Mojo: That's it!
He pushed the button and the figured got sprayed with the repellent coming from above them.
Mojo: MWAHAHAHAHA! Oh yes! Yes! The Powerpuff Girls are no more.
When the green fog cleared, the figures revealed to be the Teen Titans. Robin was dressed like Blossom, Raven was dressed like Buttercup, and Starfire was dressed like Bubbles.
Mojo: You are not the Powerpuff Girls.
Blossom: No, but we are.
The real girls were behind Mojo.
Bubbles: Surprise!
The girls threw a few punches and kicks and defeated Mojo.
Mojo: Ow.
Bubbles: We did it!
PPG: Yay!
Glory: Yes.
Stewie: That was so epic.
Brian: You girls totally kick ass.
Robin: You girls might look like harmless, adorable babies, but you really are superheroes. You're smart, strong, and your hearts are true. That monkey didn't stand a chance.
Blossom: Well, we couldn't have done it without you.
Starfire: (Gasp) She has admitted it!
Raven: I knew it.
Robin: Looks like the Teen Titans win after all! Boom!
Bubbles: Wow. Really?
Buttercup: No wonder Mojo came here. This place is the worst.
Cyborg: Magic Monkey. I know we should be mad at you right now, but it is super cute when you talk.
Stewie: So, you three are just gonna say that you've won just like that. Is that correct?
Robin: You know it.
Stewie: Well then, I guess you Titans aren't really worth LIVING.
Stewie pulled out a ray gun and zapped the three Titans into ashes.
PPG, Glory, and Brian: AAAAAAAUUUUGHH!
Brian: Stewie, what the Hell!? You've killed them.
Stewie: Eh, I still feel like I've done worse.
(Flashback)
Brian came out of the bathroom with a fake mustache.
Brian: Mornin'.
Stewie: Good day to you, sir. Hey wait a minute! What the hell?!
Brian: Oh-h-h-h-
Stewie ran after Brian and pushed him down the stairs.
Brian: Aaargh! Oh-ow-ow-ugh! Ohh...
Stewie started hitting Brian with a golf club.
Stewie: Gettin' real tired of you duckin' me, man! (Hit) Huh?
Brian: Oh my God!
Stewie: (Hit) Yeah, (Hit) gettin' really tired. (Hit) Huh?
Brian: Ogh! Arg-argh!
Stewie: (Hit) Where's my money? (Hit) Where's my money? (Hit)
Brian: AAARGH!
Stewie: Yeah, you got money to pay for fake mustaches, huh?
Stewie moved Brian's head up with his golf club.
Stewie: Yeah, uh-huh. How much did you pay for that fake mustache?
Brian: $2.99.
Stewie shot Brian's right knee with a gun.
Brian: AAAAARRRUUUUGGHH! Ow! UGH! Oh..! Listen, you just gotta gimme more ti...
Stewie shot Brian's other knee.
Brian: AAAAAUUGGGHH!
Stewie started hitting Brian in the face with his gun.
Stewie: Don't make a fool outta me, man. (Hit) (Hit) Don't make a fool outta me. (Hit) (Hit) (Hit) I want my money. (Hit) I want my money, man.
Brian tried crawling away.
Brian: Stewie, listen, this is crazy. You got... OH MY GOD!
Stewie used a flamethrower and shot flames at Brian.
Brian: AAAARRRGGHHH! AAAGGHH-AGHH!
The flames extinguished itself and Stewie went to Brian.
Brian: Alright, let's go the bank.
(Reality)
Buttercup: HAHA! You just got owned again.
Stewie: Besides Brian, they'll be back sooner than you think. Girls, grab Mojo.
The girls tied up Mojo and Stewie turned on his return pad. After they all stepped on Stewie's return pad, they were zapped away.
(Jump City)
At Titans Tower, Past Cyborg was playing a game and Past Beast Boy was reading a comic book. All of a sudden, Stewie and the gang appeared right before their eyes.
Past Cyborg: (Gasp) Oh snap, BB. It's a baby football.
Past Beast Boy: Aw snap, let's play with it.
Stewie: Yeah, I don't have time for this.
Stewie jumped on the couch and knocked Cyborg and Beast Boy out with his gun.
Blossom: Uh, Stewie, any reason why we're in the past?
Stewie: Yes. You see, to prevent all of this from happening, I'm gonna make sure Mojo never made his army here in the first place.
Buttercup: And just how are you gonna do that?
Stewie: You'll see.
Just then, Past Mojo appeared right in front of Mojo, the Powerpuff Girls, and the FG trio. When he appeared, Stewie pointed his gun at him.
Stewie: GET THE (Bleep) BACK TO YOUR DIMENSION!
Past Mojo: Whoa! Whoa! Who are you?
Stewie: NEVER MIND WHO I AM! I KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE AND IT'S NOT HAPPENING! NOW GET OUT OF THIS DIMENSION, GET BACK TO YOUR WORLD, AND STAY THERE!
Past Mojo: I am Mojo Jojo! An evil genius, like myself, refuses to listen to such...
Stewie pulled the trigger and shot Past Mojo's left knee.
Past Mojo: AAAAAUUUGH!
All except Stewie: AAAAAAAAAUUUUGH!
Stewie: You wanna keep flappin' your lips, or are you gonna do as I say?
Past Mojo: Okay, okay. Mojo out!
He pressed a button on his wristwatch and zapped his way back to his world.
Blossom: That... was totally unexpected.
Brian: Yeah, what was the point of that, Stewie?
Stewie: The point was not only preventing me from killing the Titans, but to prevent Mojo's army. So, in short, this timeline's gonna be erased in a few moments, and we better get back to our worlds.
Glory: Then what are we waitin' for? Let's go.
The Powerpuff Girls, the trio, and the tied up Mojo stepped on the return pad. Stewie set the coordinates on his remote and pushed the button. The return pad had a white static aura around it and everyone on it. And with that, they turned into a white beam and shot up through the roof. When it reached the sky, it disappeared and left behind a twinkle in the sky.
(Mojo's Lair)
In a white flash explosion, the Powerpuff Girls appeared with their Mojo.
PPG: ~Uuuuhh~
Mojo: ~Uuuuhh~
Buttercup: ~That was awesome~
Blossom: ~I think I'm gonna be sick~
The girls shook it off.
Blossom: Alright Mojo, it's jail time for you.
Brian: What the Hell?!
Blossom and Buttercup looked behind them and saw Brian and Glory.
Blossom: Brian? Glory? What are you two doing here?
Glory: We don't know. And where's Stewie?
Buttercup: Yeah, and where's Bubbles?
They looked around and found nothing.
Brian: Why that son of a bitch!
Glory: Wait, you don't think he...
Brian: Oh, he did.
They exchanged some looks and know what happened.
Blossom, Buttercup, Brian, and Glory: STEWIIIIIIEE!
(Stewie's Room)
It was dark in Stewie's room with the curtains closed. There were candles everywhere and Stewie and Bubbles were dancing to some romantic music.
Stewie: This is quite nice, isn't it?
Bubbles: It sure is, Stewie.
Stewie: So, Bubbles, you thinking what I'm thinking?
Bubbles: Yes I do.
They held each other's hands, and their heads leaned in closer, and closer, and closer...
Stewie and Bubbles: (Excited) LET'S DO THE BOOTY SCOOTY!
Stewie's room transformed into a stage and the entire cast ran on it as the audience applaud. Cyborg pressed his chest and music played.
"BOOOOTY!"
Everybody on stage started twerking their booties. Peter, Lois, Chris, Meg, and their neighbors.
"Scoot your booty, that booty, Now do the booty scooty"
Then the Titans.
"Scoot your booty, that booty, Now do the booty scooty"
Then the Powerpuff Girls and Mojo.
"Scoot your booty, that booty, Now do the booty scooty"
Then Stewie, Brian, and Glory.
"Scoot your booty, that booty, Now do the booty scooty"
Audience: "Scoot scoot scoot that booty booty" "Scoot scoot scoot that booty booty"
And then all of them together.
"Scoot your booty, that booty, Now do the booty scooty" "Scoot your booty, that booty, Now do the booty scooty" "BOOOOTY!"
The entire audience applaud to them all as they took a bow.
Stewie: Ah, thank you. Thank you. You've been such a wonderful audience tonight. Oh, thank you so much.
Glory: We had so much fun tonight. Thank you. Uh, we would like to thank everybody here. Bubbles, Blossom, Buttercup, Robin, Starfire, Raven, Cyborg, Beast Boy.
Brian: And, uh, we'd also like to thank Mojo Jojo for being such a good sport.
Stewie: Oh yeah. Thank you all so so much. Good night everybody.
The audience gave them one last applause.
Narrator: And so, once again, the day is saved. Thanks to the Family Guy Trio. Oh, uh, and the Powerpuff Girls. But no thanks to the Teen Titans. Seriously, what is wrong with those guys?